What the Hell Happened to Kim Basinger?


She’s been a Bond girl, Batman’s girlfriend and a corpse in a Tom Petty video.  Most recently, she played Zach Effron’s mom.  What the hell happened?  The easy answer is that Kim Basinger was a sex symbol who got old.  But the story of Basinger’s career is far more interesting than the easy answer would lead you to believe.

Like a lot of the actresses, Basinger got her start as a model.  She then transitioned on to TV shows like Starskey and Hutch and Charlie’s Angels.  Following that, she broke into films with films like Hard Country and Mother Lode.

basinger - never say never

Basinger’s breakout role was opposite Sean Connery in Never Say Never Again.

After Diamonds are Forever, Connery had vowed never to play James Bond again.  However, he reconsidered.  And in 1983 he returned to the role.  The title is a winking nod to Connery’s earlier comments.

Never Say Never Again is an odd entry in the Bond franchise.  It was not produced by Eon Productions like most of the Bond films.  Instead, it was a remake of Thunderball based on a settlement deal surrounding Fleming’s original novel.

In the summer of 1983, Connery and Roger Moore had dueling James Bond films as a result.

As it turns out, there was room for two James Bond movies that summer.  Although Roger Moore’s Octopussy outperformed Never Say Never Again, both films were hits.

basinger - playboy

To promote Never Say Never Again, Basinger posed nude for Playboy.  Basinger actually credits the Playboy shoot with helping her land the role in Barry Levinson’s baseball film, The Natural.

Basinger - The Man Who Loved Women

But first, let me make a passing mention that in 1983 Basinger also appeared in the Blake Edwards comedy, The Man Who Loved Women starring Burt Reynolds.

Kim Basinger - The Natural - 1984

Kim Basinger – The Natural – 1984

Never Say Never Again, the Playboy shoot (and maybe even the Burt Reynolds movie) caught the attention of Barry Levinson.  When he was looking for a femme fatale to seduce Robert Redford in The Natural, he called upon Basinger.

Basinger was perfect for the role conveying the glamour of the era as well as the necessary sex appeal.  She was rewarded with her first Golden Globe nomination for Best Supporting Actress.

Kim Basinger - Fool For Love - 1985

Kim Basinger – Fool For Love – 1985

Up to this point, Basinger has worked with an impressive collection of directors.  Never Say Never Again was directed by Irvin Kirshner (director of The Empire Strikes Back), The Man Who Loves Women was directed by Blake Edwards and The Natural was directed by Barry Levinson.  But her next film, Fool for Love, was directed by none other than Robert Altman!

I haven’t done the research, but I venture to guess that no other actress has gone from Bond and Playboy to Altman in three films or less.

Fool For Love was not a box office hit.  But it got very positive reviews and helped to legitimize Basinger as an actress and not just a pretty face.

basinger - 912 weeks

In 1986, Basinger worked with another visionary director, Adrian Lyne, in the erotic drama, 9 1/2 Weeks.  Basinger and co-star Mickey Rourke played a couple who push their sexual boundaries until Basinger’s character reaches her limit.  The sex scenes were artfully done, but the film was scandalous at the time.

Reviews for 9 1/2 Weeks were mixed.  Some critics considered it borderline soft core porn.  But most praised the genuine performances by Rourke and Basinger.

At the time of its release, 9 1/2 Weeks bombed at the box office.  But it became very popular overseas and eventually developed a cult following.  A direct to video sequel and prequel were both eventually produced.

Next: Blind Date and My Stepmother is an Alien

Posted on February 5, 2012, in Movies, What the Hell Happened?, WTHH Actress and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 263 Comments.

  1. alec baldwin career better then kim but to be honest his career is not so hot after clear and present danger he was on the verge of of being a list but most his leading roles flopped . He ended up going to bit parts and supporting roles decent roles he had in the last ten years was departed cooler and 30 rock now hes stuck doing bit parts in lame comedies


    • Alec Baldwin : Did he kill Kim Basinger’s career?


      I think she gave up acting for the most part when they married and she got pregnant.

      She was a beauty and had a certain flair for simple roles or comedic roles. She seems to have had some comedic timing, IMO. But she was not in any way a good actress. She got by, and she wasn’t terrible. But if her persona fit the role, she did fine. She was famous but was never going to be an aging actress who would get wonderful film roles. Her box office creds were her looks, sexiness, and comedic timing. All but the last fade with time.

      I think she’s startng to act again, though. She filed for bankruptcy a while back, I read.

      I never read him trashing her. They had fights when they got divorced, so there were comments about that, which is so often the case. He’s remarried, with another baby, and never speaks of her. The child he had with Basinger is almost grown, now, I think.


      • 10 Nastiest Celebrity Divorces:

        4 . Alec Baldwin And Kim Basinger (1993-2002)

        The most compelling aspect of this marriage gone bad would appear to be the general hatred the 2 parties feel – or at least FELT – for each other for a considerable amount of time.

        Baldwin met his future wife, actress Kim Basinger, when they played lovers in the film The Marrying Man. They married in 1993 and had a daughter, Ireland, in 1995. For a while they seemed like a consummate married couple maybe even a power couple as both of their careers were fairly hot and they remained in the public eye.

        But things eventually went off the rails and the catalyst seemed to be Baldwin’s famous temper which has been legendary in Hollywood for years. As the frustration in the proceedings mounted, Baldwin accused Basinger of blocking him from seeing or talking to his daughter, ignoring court orders and trying to turn Ireland against him. It reached it’s peak when a voice mail message of Baldwin calling his daughter a “rude, thoughtless little pig” was leaked to the media. Thankfully, it seems like things have calmed down as there have been no reported outbursts in quite a while.


  2. Technically, I would call that a comeback though. He was on the verge of being a big movie star after playing Jack Ryan, but took a different path and his leading roles fizzled out. He does 30 Rock and all the sudden everyone was talking about him again. Then it seemed like he was everywhere from The Departed to It’s Complicated to hosting the oscars. Some of the roles were supporting, but to go from being essentially a failed a-lister to starring on a wildly successful tv show and working with Meryl Streep is huge.


    • The Story Behind Alec Baldwin Losing The Jack Ryan Role After ‘The Hunt For Red October’:

      The submarine thriller The Hunt for Red October was a grand slam both critically and commercially for Paramount Pictures in 1990, and it was arguably the first blockbuster of the decade. The John McTiernan-directed film took its $30 million budget and turned it into $200 million at the box office. And when Oscar season rolled around, it picked up three nominations and took home one win for Best Sound Editing. Sean Connery was praised for his portrayal of Soviet Captain Marko Ramius and picked up a British Academy Award nomination for Best Actor.

      While the movie would go down as another successful entry on an already long list of hits for Connery, it was Alec Baldwin who had the most to prove with his role of mild-mannered CIA analyst Jack Ryan. The 31-year-old actor had already shown flickers of leading man potential with previous roles in Beetlejuice and Married to the Mob, but Red October provided him with the coveted ticket to board the franchise express. The Hunt for Red October was the first book in Tom Clancy’s series with Jack Ryan to be adapted for the big screen, but Baldwin would never get his chance to reprise the popular character. The part would be filled by other leading actors as the years rolled by: Harrison Ford (Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger), Ben Affleck (The Sum of All Fears), and the newest Jack Ryan, Chris Pine (Shadow Recruit). So, how did Baldwin miss out on assuming the part of Clancy’s CIA hero in a string of films that grossed nearly a billion dollars? Well, as Baldwin puts it, “The studio cut my throat.”

      The missed opportunity to continue with the Jack Ryan character is something that Baldwin says he’s often asked about by fans, but he usually just gives a “half truth answer.” When Charlie Sheen told Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre to f*ck off, Baldwin felt compelled to write a letter to the TV star, warning him of the mistake he was making. Baldwin recounted that in 1991, he was visiting his mother in Syracuse who had recently been diagnosed with cancer, when he received a call from John McTiernan letting him know that studio executive David Kirkpatrick was talking with an even bigger actor (Harrison Ford) about squeezing Baldwin out of the Jack Ryan role. That’s when things got ugly.

      “On the phone, John told me that during the period of the previous few months, he had been negotiating to do a film with a very famous movie star who had dropped out of his film days before so that he could go star in the sequels to The Hunt For Red October. John further told me that Paramount owed the actor a large sum of money for a green-lit film that fell apart prior to this, and pushing me aside would help to alleviate that debt and put someone with much greater strength at the box office than mine in the role. I sat there mildly stunned because not only was I in an active negotiation with Paramount, but for them to negotiate simultaneously with another actor was against the law.”


  3. your right but he had alot of flops during the period such along came polly cat in the hat going from somone who people thought would have a big career to tv star is kind of a down grade and most movies are still flopping


  4. i would put chris o donell on the list he was on verge of being huge with scent of a women and batman forever. then batman and robin and flops later he goes straight to a tv show no one cares about and yet it still stays on


  5. Lebeau, since you were talking about an a-lister opening a movie, do you think it was rachel mcadams’ name that brought people in to see red eye? i’m the first one to admit she’s never had a hit of her own, but i’m just wondering if you thought her sudden popularity after the notebook brought people in for red eye.


    • Short answer: No.

      Longer answer: Well, first of all, Red Eye wasn’t a smash. It was a bit of a disappointment overall. The idea was clearly that McAdams was hot and would sell a bunch of tickets. But that didn’t happen. And while she was a selling point for the movie, she wasn’t THE selling point. You had Wes Craven whose name was above the title of the movie and Cillian Murphy who was hot after 28 Days Later and Batman Begins. So even if the movie had hit big, McAdams would have to share credit.


  6. red eye made twice its budget this was before batman murphy wasnt big rachel was fresh off the success off notebook


    • Twice it’s budget isn’t bad. But when you factor in marketing costs, that’s about the break-even point for most movies. It wasn’t the huge hit a lot of people were hoping for.

      Batman Begins opened Jun 15. Red Eye opened Aug 19. Three years earlier, Murphy had starred in 28 Days Later. So he was a rising actor same as McAdams. If the movie had been a hit, it would have done a lot for both of their careers. But that didn’t happen.


  7. red eye had budget of 26 million made 95 that is a hit she fresh off notebook so maybe her brought some people in


  8. 95 mill on a 26 mill budget is more then twice its cost


    • That’s worldwide. Domestic it was 57 million. Not great. Not a disaster. Not a hit. Not a flop. Just somewhere in the middle. Expectations were higher. I would classify it as a box office disappointment.


  9. so u would sya she has no a list power her name was first in vow that was hit


    • I would say she was never A-list.

      The Vow was big. It set up McAdams and Tatum for stardom. Tatum was able to capitalize on that movie’s success. McAdams still hasn’t done so.


  10. she had hits before like sherlock holms midnight paris wedding chrashers but none of them were really on her name would u say gosling her notebook costar was a list


  11. fracture made a lot of money he turned down batman in the new movie it could gave him oppurtinity to be a lister


  12. it is he had mainstream hits before like notebook but rather hone his craft good for him his career him hes doing good daniel lewis is not a list is an indie king but respected actor a lot of respected actors like oldman bacon dillion


  13. Kim Basinger Joins Ryan Gosling, Russell Crowe in ‘Nice Guys’ (Exclusive):


  14. Kim’s daughter Ireland recently deactivated her Twitter account. I’m guessing that she was tired of people “trolling” and attacking her over or “lesbian” relationship w/ Angel Haze as well as the usual attacks against her father, Alec Baldwin, and her weight. And I thought that I had it bad when Ireland got mad at me (asking me “What the hell was wrong w/ me!”) after I simply sent her the link to this article (Ireland got mad at me for showing her this article about her mother even though I didn’t write it and I deliberately mentioned LeBeau to further avoid confusion) via Twitter.


  15. Derailed Film Stars: Retracing Kim Basinger:

    A Hollywood icon and bona fide movie star, Kim Basinger’s only fault was being a sex symbol — and most female sex symbols come with an expiration date. Throughout her decades-long career, she has starred in some of our favorite most memorable films, but not without some stinkers along the way. While she has laid low for the past ten years, Kim is primed to make her comeback on the big screen with Anders Morgenthaler’s drama/suspense film I Am Here. While her ex-hubby Alec Baldwin was able to relaunch his career with 30 Rock, here’s hoping Kim will return to the spotlight where she belongs.

    Geared Up for No Mercy

    Having established her talents in Barry Levinson’s The Natural and pushed her limits in the erotic drama 9 1/2 Weeks, Basinger had proved she could carry a film, especially when baring more than her soul. Unfortunately she followed them up with No Mercy, a dumb formulaic thriller that plays like a retread of all the other movies that came before it. Basinger plays an illiterate hooker with a heart of gold who helps a cop — Richard Gere — avenge his partner’s death. The dialogue is almost as stinky as the Bayou they traipse around in, and the drama was panned by critics and bombed at the box office.

    Aliens Among Us

    One thing you can say about Basinger, no matter the script or co-star — she always throws herself into the role — even if that role is patently absurd. My Stepmother Is An Alien may not make much sense, but it’s chock full of bizarre moments. Basinger stars as a goofy alien learning to be a woman with a talking, phallic sidekick, while Dan Aykroyd is relegated to playing the straight man — when the roles should have been reversed. Stepmother bombed like all Dan Aykroyd comedies not co-starring a funnier SNL alum do, and Basinger’s career seemed to be veering into a questionable direction. The only silver lining was Aykroyd’s daughter, played by TV veteran Alyson Hannigan, who received an “and introducing” credit.

    Batman Pulls the Strings

    Despite the big name co-stars and Tim Burton directing, poor Kim wasn’t given much to do in Batman besides scream and be a damsel in distress; so much so that there’s actually a combined supercut of all of her 23 shrieks. It’s hard for any female character to make an impact when surrounded by the male-dominated world of superheroes. Despite her limited role, Basinger scored a big hit with the film, which went on to become the biggest movie of 1989, made Michael Keaton a household name and sparked a cultural phenomenon.

    Wayne’s World Megawatt Babeage

    After a series of stinkers throughout the early 90s, Basinger was unable to shed the “dumb blonde” sex kitten image that dogged her throughout her career. In another attempt to skewer her sexpot image, she turned to comedy once again — guest-starring in the 1993 Wayne’s World sequel as Garth’s (Dana Carvey) unlikely love interest and laundromat seductress Honey Hornee. Featuring the same iconoclastic spirit as its predecessor, the film was a relative success — partly due to Basinger’s willingness to go all-in when parodying the same type of made-for-TV femme fatale she got her start in. In addition to providing some “megawatt babeage,” she also gave us one of the most awkward kissing scenes in cinematic history.

    LA Confidential – The Win

    The 90s were a weird time for everyone, but particularly Basinger, who bombed at the box office time and time again, bought a town, embarked on one of Hollywood’s worst marriages and filed for bankruptcy. Battered and possibly broken, Basinger retreated from Hollywood for a few years until she made one hell of a comeback in Curtis Hanson’s gritty film noir, L.A. Confidential. Playing a glamorous, sexy femme fatale but with vulnerability, it was exactly the kind of more serious role she had always sought, and earned her an Oscar for her supporting role. The film also serves as a snapshot of rising talent — with Guy Pearce and Russell Crowe proving their chops to American audiences.


  16. Black November by Nathan Rabin:

    Half passionate cinematic op-ed, half overheated exploitation movie, Black November opens with titles accounting for Nigeria’s status as one of the most populous, troubled, and explosive countries in the world, and establishing the Western oil establishment’s complicated (read: “evil”) relationship with it. Audiences who forget any of that chunk of exposition needn’t fret, however, as Black November is considerate enough to repeat the information early, often, and with as little subtlety as possible. The film is devoid of subtext, filled with cardboard stand-ins for contrasting viewpoints on the powder keg of social and political issues facing Nigeria.

    According to The Guardian, Black November is actually a radically re-shot and re-edited version of a 2011 film called Black Gold with 60 percent new footage (reportedly to make it more contemporary) with some cast members lost (Black Gold features the likes of Michael Madsen, Eric Roberts, Tom Sizemore, and Billy Zane, none of whom are in Black November) and some cast members gained. (Kim Basinger, Wyclef Jean, Anne Heche, and Akon all appear in Black November but not Black Gold.) Considering the film’s crazy-quilt construction, it’s probably a marvel it makes sense at all, but that’s a minor accomplishment. Perhaps a third attempt at this material would result in a film capable of more than strident sermonizing and action sequences that feel like they belong in a McBain clip from The Simpsons.

    The seams of the film’s bizarre production are all too apparent. In one scene, for example, Nigerian heroine Ebiere (Mbong Amata, wife of writer-director Jeta Amata) explains that she’s passionately agitating against the corrupt military establishment’s collaboration with evil Western oil companies, despite having attended a Western college on an oil company-funded scholarship. In the next, an underling explains to nefarious oil CEO Tom Hudson (Mickey Rourke) that Ebiere is passionately agitating against the corrupt military establishment’s collaboration with evil Western oil companies, despite having attended a Western college on an oil company-funded scholarship.

    The film opens with Hudson—who all but strokes an invisible mustache and chomps on a fat cigar to broadcast his status as a classical bad guy—being kidnapped in Los Angeles by rebels (including former hit-makers Jean and Akon) in retaliation for Big Oil’s support of a corrupt military dictatorship and its devastating treatment of Nigeria’s people and environment. Hudson’s company attempts to bribe Nigerians into acquiescence with their evil schemes, but when that doesn’t work, they aren’t above collaborating with a sinister government establishment on campaigns of violence, rape, and murderous deceit. Ebiere emerges as the heroine of the resistance, a firebrand who refuses to be bought or silenced, and becomes even more of a force for revolutionary good after the father of her unborn child is murdered.

    The marketing for Black November plays up the participation of Hollywood stars like Basinger, Heche, and Rourke. But that feels like a bait-and-switch, since Heche barely turns in a cameo, and Basinger, playing a reporter, disappears for long stretches of the film, and seems understandably confused as to why she’s even there. (She isn’t alone.)

    Of the former A-list actors, only Rourke makes much impression, but for all the wrong reasons. Once one of the most beautiful people in the world, Rourke looks more and more like Halloween villain Mike Myers with each passing year, and his villainy as the ghoulish face of American greed makes Myers’ slicing and dicing of oversexed teenagers seem understated by comparison. In his early scenes, Rourke exerts as little effort as possible while still remaining technically awake, but when he sees the errors of his ways late in the film, his feverish overacting incites nostalgia for the sleepy early scenes.

    Amata is appropriately passionate and fiery as a martyr whose strength and courage inspires those around her, but she’s more of an idea—i.e. the nobility of a Nigerian people who refuse to stand down in the face of rampant corruption and greed—than a character, just as Black November is more a manifesto than a movie. It doesn’t help that the film’s special effects, particularly its cartoonish explosions, are more befitting of a Sharknado sequel than a film that desperately wants to be taken seriously as both political advocacy and art.

    As well-intentioned as it is thoroughly inept, Black November would be a serious contender for year-end worst lists if it weren’t so painfully noble and sincere. It also benefits from timing: It’s is unlikely anyone is liable to remember the film in a week, let alone keep its hammy awfulness in mind 11 months from now.


  17. Stop The Press: Vicki Vale And The Superficial ‘Strong Female Character’:

    Ah, I thought, as the camera panned lovingly down Vicki Vale’s high-heeled, black-pantyhose-clad legs — here she is. The Strong Female Character. The 1989 model had fluffier hair than her successors, but that’s really the only significant difference. She establishes her Totally Empowered cred early, makes eyes at the hero, then gets the hell out of the way as he and the (male, naturally) villain go about the business of advancing the plot. She snaps a photo once or twice to remind us that she’s a globe-trotting photojournalist — the kind of photojournalist with no compunction toward sleeping with her subjects, but hey, whatever. She ends the film in the hero’s arms, fulfilling her role as reward for his victory, with nary a whisper of the professional goals that drove her to him in the first place. She is pretty and in need of rescue and almost entirely in service to the male characters’ plot and characterization—but she gets to be vaguely spunky and is slapped with a typically male career, so it’s totally okay.

    I can only imagine the interviews that took place upon the release of Batman, touting her modernity, her break with the damsels of the past, her ineffable 1989-ness. I’m sure the crew patted themselves on the back heartily for providing the women and girls of America with such a vibrant reflection and role model.

    I’m sure of these things because 25 years later, very little has changed regarding how women like Kim Basinger’s Vicki Vale are portrayed: superficially empowered and ultimately disposable.

    The Strong Female Character sucks. She is not strong, and she’s barely a character at all — although she is, as we are abundantly reminded, female. She is never the hero of the story, but nearly always the love interest and rarely a being of true agency. She is usually the only significant female character in the whole story, if not the only female character period. She is often introduced in ways that highlight her sex appeal (long, slow pans up her body as she strides sassily towards the camera seem perennially in vogue), but don’t you get any ideas, silly boys, because she’s an astrophysicist! Or a journalist, or a businesswoman, or a spy, or a hacker, or some other typically male, banally “badass” job that allows the director to feel his job is done as it regards positive female representation.

    She might die or suffer sexual assault to further the male character’s motivation, she might spend the last act in her underwear, most of her lines might as well be “TAKE ME NOW, YOU MUSTY STALLION,” but hey, she’s a five-time MMA champ fighter pilot who donates her salary to an orphaned ponies preserve! And she probably gets a feisty one-liner in about how no man tells her what to do!

    Sometimes she gets to punch a background mook, or kick a bad guy in the balls, or use her feminine wiles to distract the villain at a key moment, or some other inessential but highly-touted moment of violence.

    She is often sarcastic; the straight man in contrast to the male characters’ goofiness. In theory, these things excuse the fact that everything about her revolves around the male characters and the plot that they engage in — in practice, they slap a “Girl Power!” sticker on the same old crap we’ve been fed since man developed storytelling.

    She is always the love interest. Her goals and dreams, if they are mentioned at all, are left by the wayside by the story’s conclusion. She is often in need of rescue. She has no inner life. Quite frankly, she’s lucky if her characterization extends beyond “spunky and indistinctly intelligent.” She is eclipsed by the other supporting characters, who are free to develop actual personalities. She is no one’s favorite.

    Vicki Vale is a Strong Female Character through and through. We are informed that she is a celebrated photojournalist, but her ambitions go largely unsaid after her first few scenes — lost, as they are, in the wildly unprofessional whirl of her affair with Bruce Wayne, ostensibly the subject of her next project. Overcome by the erotic power of Michael Keaton’s perma-pursed lips, Vicki goes from competent woman of the world to hysterical schoolgirl before the movie is even half over. You can practically pinpoint the moment director Tim Burton threw up his hands and said, “Okay, I won at feminism! Let’s move the hell on.”

    Vicki spends the rest of her screen time being menaced by the Joker with increasingly sexual overtones, screaming in terror, screaming in surprise, occasionally snapping a photo and getting herself noticed by the bad guys, and swooning over Bruce.

    Even her wardrobe serves Bruce Wayne. She spends most of the film in girlish white dresses, symbolizing the sweetness and light she stands to bring to Bruce’s dark world as Batman (as Alfred notes, “There’s a certain weight that lifts when she is here.”) If there is a low point — and, simultaneously, an emblem of her role — it is when Bruce, struggling to admit that he is Batman to a confused Vicki, snaps, “You’re a real nice girl and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.” Oh Vicki, no matter what your resume says you’re just a moody little miss at heart!

    There’s also the fact that Vicki is one of the only women in the movie. There’s, um, “Sugarlumps,” the Joker’s dotty moll played by Jeri Hall, who is later mutilated, presumably drugged into oblivion, and commits suicide. There’s also the ill-fated anchorwoman who spends most of her three minutes of screen time dying and dead. And… Bruce’s mom? Sure, let’s count Martha Wayne, who’s murdered on-screen, and the Martha Wayne-like woman who’s mugged at the beginning of the film. Collectively, these women account for maybe fifteen minutes of screen time and serve as decoration or plot device.

    Beyond their meager contributions, the movie is almost bizarrely devoid of women — shots of thronging reporters and bad guys are a sea of white dudes, and only a few female faces pepper crowds of confused bystanders and partygoers. Vicki isn’t just the main female character — she is the only female character of substance. She stands for her entire gender, for half the population — and she does so really, really badly.

    Strong Female Characters like Vicki Vale are the result of creators wanting the credit without doing the dirty work. They know relying on the wilting princesses and buxom housewives of yesteryear no longer flies, but they don’t actually want to think of women as people. So women, in movies (and books, and TV shows, and everything) are placed upon a different pedestal — one that allows them to be everything and nothing at all. They karate chop without ever delivering the deathblow, they suffer for other’s characterization, their bodies are splayed alluringly across any and all promotional material, but they will never be the star.

    Born, as I was, in 1990, I spent my early years confronted with Vicki Vales at every turn — though in children’s media they’re more commonly known as Good Role Models For Girls. They were frustrating when they weren’t boring. I clung to them at first, waiting for the moment when they would do more than just dance vaguely around with a wrench, proclaiming loudly that girls can fix cars TOO, you dummies! But the moment never came, and I grew bored. I gravitated towards stories like Sailor Moon, where the plethora of female characters are, by their manifold nature, allowed to develop naturally. I eschewed comics for the Warner Bros. cartoons based on the DC Comics heroes, where at least there were two girls on the Justice League and the Teen Titans. I learned to grit my teeth through otherwise interesting media that indulged the omnipresent flaw.

    And, in time, I learned that I was not alone in my frustration. No one really likes the Strong Female Character. No one leaves the theater talking about how fantastic her back story was or how moved they were by her heroism. She is, as female characters have been throughout history, a fantasy object for men — to be enjoyed, then disposed of (note how easily she is replaced by Catwoman in Batman Returns — although Vicki Vale warrants at least an awkward conversation about her absence, unlike countless Bond girls of cinema history).

    To women, the Strong Female Character is, under a particularly benign interpretation, a model to aspire to. More truthfully, she is an agent of control, albeit one in disguise. But her Krav Maga skills don’t liberate her — they just add to the laundry list of things women are supposed to be for men. She’s sexy, but not slutty. She’s smart, but not nerdy. She’s spunky, but not a bitch. In the years since Batman ’89 she’s become a badass — but never at the expense of the male hero.

    I am not the only person (and definitely not the only woman) to call bullsh*t on this, but the Strong Female Character endures. In superhero movies, she’s pretty much the only mold for female characters of any elevated prominence. She is nearly every major female character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. She’s probably going to be Gamora in August’s Guardians of the Galaxy. I’d bet cold hard cash that she will be Zack Snyder’s Wonder Woman. In these kinds of films, the Strong Female Character is, effectively, all women. And yet year after year the reviews roll in, naming these characters as the weakest parts of the film, the romances they are so defined by boilerplate, and their scenes dramatically leaden.

    There is profit to be made in actual characterization. Witness the massive female following Mako Mori of Pacific Rim inspired nearly overnight. The parameters were barely shifted, but in getting a little more screen time, a little more independent characterization, and in being freed from the constraints of Love Interest, Mako gained a soul and made the movie better.

    Along those lines, we are asking, as we have always asked, to be afforded the respect so unthinkingly given to men. We are asking to be seen, and depicted, as individuals on our own terms. We are asking creators to make, in effect, more nuanced, more carefully crafted, more thoughtfully considered movies. Which is what they’re supposed to be doing anyway.

    There were a lot of things I enjoyed about Burton’s Batman. His Gotham felt right to me in a way no other director’s ever has. The art direction was incredible. I totally, shamelessly enjoyed Prince’s soundtrack. But Vicki Vale wasn’t just irritating to me as a feminist — she was irritating to me as someone who enjoys well-told stories. The Strong Female Character does not represent women, does not inspire girls, and does not entertain moviegoers. Twenty-five years after Batman ’89, It’s time for her to hang up her boxing gloves, put up her perfectly waxed legs, and retire for good.


  18. Alec Baldwin’s Daughter Ireland Checks Into Rehab:

    Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s daughter Ireland Baldwin is in rehab.

    The 19-year-old model has checked into Malibu’s Soba Recovery Center, a drug and alcohol treatment center, for a two-week stay to “deal with some emotional trauma,” she said via her Twitter on Monday.

    Reports suggested that Ireland was seeking treatment for excessive partying, but she laughed off the speculation.

    Ireland, who reportedly checked into the $20,000-a-month rehab facility over the weekend according to RadarOnline, later explained her stay in a series of tweets.

    “I checked myself into Soba for two weeks to just get away for a little bit,” she tweeted. “I’m not much a party cat but I am here deal with… some emotional trauma and getting the intensive therapy I needed in order to recover.”

    “Someday I’ll feel ready to share my story… openly without feeling the way I do,” she continued. “Right now I just needed a breather. I need a change to work on myself and gather all the tools… I need to overcome everything that I had been through and rid myself of all the pain I locked away in unreachable places.”

    Before her official announcement, Ireland hinted at her new journey with several cryptic tweets over the past several days.

    In 2014, Ireland Baldwin sat down with ET to chat about getting into modeling. Watch the interview below.


  19. Things get ugly in The 11th Hour of this grim Kim Basinger vehicle:

    It’s never established exactly how old the protagonist of The 11th Hour actually is, but it’s a safe bet that she’s at least 15 years younger than the actress playing her. At 61, Kim Basinger doesn’t look a day—or even an hour—over 50. The question of age is relevant here because her character is at a point where she’s being told that it’s simply impossible for her to conceive a baby. As the film opens, high-powered businesswoman Maria (Basinger) has suffered her eighth miscarriage in a decade, prompting her husband to start muttering ultimatums.

    In another film, this could be the jumping-off point for a study of a relationship under stress, but director Anders Morgenthaler is determined to turn the material into a horror-show à la Repulsion—a portrait of a woman losing her grip on reality. Not only does Maria refuse to listen to her doctor or her partner, she also hears voices—a tiny little running monologue emanating from a glowing entity that comes to her in the middle of the night. The tension in the film comes from the ways that Maria’s tender fantasies of an unborn child pleading with her to be born bump up against the harsh realities of Europe’s black-market human trafficking rings. A last resort quickly takes on the shape of an obsessive quest.

    Morgenthaler is not an austere filmmaker. He shoots The 11th Hour almost exclusively in tight, disorienting close-ups that emphasize Maria’s exhaustion and desperation, and he fixates on the ugliness of the rural Danish highways and back roads that deliver her toward her destiny. He’s also whipped up a highly symbolic helper figure in the form of Petit (Jordan Prentice), a heroin-addicted dwarf whose physical and emotional vulnerability turn him into a kind of child surrogate—even as he talks dirty about wanting to have sex with the impoverished, drugged-out prostitutes whose babies are being sold out from under their noses.

    Beyond its basic structure as a road movie, The 11th Hour is primarily an exercise in dread: We know that something bad is going to happen to Petit and Maria, and there’s nothing for us to do but wait it out and wonder exactly how grotesque this fallout is going to be. Which, as it turns out, is pretty gosh-darned grotesque, although the director gets credit for keeping the very worst of it discreetly offscreen. The film is never quite convincing as either a critique of haves seeking to exploit have-nots or a case study of a woman at the mercy of her biological clock, but that’s not Basinger’s fault: She commits to the most unflattering aspects of the role and gives a tense, credible performance. By the time the film empties its inventory of shock tactics and reaches its (too calculated) ambiguous conclusion, we’re not sure if Maria deserves better, but it’s pretty clear that Basinger does.


    • The 11th Hour by Mike D’Angelo:

      At 61, most former Hollywood sex symbols have resigned themselves to making the transition from district attorney to Driving Miss Daisy. (That depressingly accurate précis of a Hollywood actress’ trajectory, spoken by Goldie Hawn, is The First Wives Club’s sole contribution to American culture.) Kim Basinger, however, isn’t ready to surrender just yet. It warms the heart, even as it chills the blood, to see her commit unreservedly to the lead role in a movie as warped as The 11th Hour, ready to go wherever button-pushing Danish filmmaker Anders Morgenthaler wants to take her. Morgenthaler was one of the contributors to the omnibus horror film The ABCs Of Death (he did “K”), and his 2006 animated feature Princess, about a man’s quest to destroy all evidence of the porn movies in which his late sister had starred, reportedly makes Ralph Bakshi look like Walt Disney. He’s not the kind of director an Oscar-winner usually seeks out, but Basinger was apparently content with the knowledge that even if The 11th Hour didn’t turn out to be a good movie—and it didn’t—it would at the very least be a memorable one.

      Impending obsolescence is its subject, in a sense. Maria (Basinger), despite her advancing age, desperately wants to have a child, and has been trying without success for a decade, suffering numerous miscarriages. When the latest failed pregnancy nearly kills her, she reluctantly agrees to heed her doctor’s warning and give up, but still wants to adopt. Her husband (Sebastian Schipper), however, declares himself no longer interested in child-rearing, moving into a hotel when Maria won’t take no for an answer. “Fortunately,” Maria works as the managing director for a German shipping company, and has just been asked to reroute traffic near the Czech-Slovak border, as the uptick in commerce there has led to an increase in child prostitution. Hearing that some of these teenagers have infants who may themselves wind up forced into sex work, Maria decides to drive to the region and either purchase or, failing that, kidnap a baby. She’s not sure she can do it alone, though, so along the way she finds a French-Canadian junkie dwarf named Petit (Jordan Prentice)—who’s first seen wearing a full-body panda costume, because “French-Canadian junkie dwarf” isn’t striking enough—and offers him 10,000 Euros to help her. (How, exactly, is unclear.)

      Right from the outset, The 11th Hour (which played Fantastic Fest last year as I Am Here, a better title) suggests that Maria is bonkers. Morgenthaler favors heavy abstraction—the film’s first lines of dialogue are barely audible through the amniotic fluid in which her doomed fetus is suspended—and Basinger plays the role with a manic intensity that makes the husband’s decision to bail seem justifiable. What’s more, Maria repeatedly hears a little girl’s whispering voice (“Come find me, mommy”), or feels a tiny pair of arms hug her from behind. This figure, which initially appears (just before the near-fatal miscarriage) as a fairy-sized girl engulfed in blinding light, seems to be a collective representation of all the potential children Maria has lost, as well as a clear indication that she’s gone off the deep end. Petit’s function in the story, on the other hand, is hard to discern. Is it supposed to be irrelevant that he’s a dwarf? (Unlikely, since the film’s working title was Petit.) Is he, too, meant to represent a child, symbolically, by virtue of his small stature? That would be ludicrous, but the likely alternative—“Hey, a dwarf would make this crazy tale even crazier!”—would have Peter Dinklage’s character from Living In Oblivion throwing another fit.

      Ultimately, The 11th Hour doesn’t succeed in being much more than the sum of its eccentricities, which eventually include Peter Stormare as a Russian thug who takes horrific revenge on Maria and Petit after they steal a hooker’s newborn infant. Both of the main characters are tissue-thin—Maria is defined entirely by her all-consuming desire for a child, while Petit is such a junkie cliché that he actually keeps saying “Never trust a junkie” out loud, at one point while talking to himself—and the film has nothing cogent to say about maternal anguish or postpartum depression. All the same, it’s bracing to see Basinger take on something this dark, even if the darkness is empty. The film’s ending, in particular, plays like a glib variation on the disturbing finale of Catherine Breillat’s Fat Girl, with the presence of a Hollywood celebrity (as opposed to Breillat’s unknown non-professional) providing a semi-subversive gut punch. Basinger may not have picked a winner this time, but at least she’s not settling for comfy irrelevance.


  20. Kim’s daughter is in the news again…for all of the wrong reasons:

    Alec Baldwin’s daughter, Ireland, looked bruised and battered after she was reportedly jumped by three men!

    The 19-year-old was photographed with nasty injuries on her face while walking with her new boyfriend in Malibu.

    The attack reportedly happened Monday night. While the identity of her assailants remains a mystery, a source tells The Daily Mail: “A week ago, a crew of guys were following Ireland around Malibu, tailing her car super close.” No police report was filed.

    The shocking photo comes just one day after dad and his wife celebrated the birth of their newborn son.


  21. Does anybody else agree that this (see the link below) was the hottest/sexiest look (Kim wearing a tight fitting black dress) that Kim had in “Batman”? I’m referring (for those who are wondering) the scene in which Michael Keaton (Bruce Wayne) goes to Kim’s (Vicki Vale’s) apartment to in essence, to her that he’s really Batman. I don’t know how to properly explain it other than that black dress really serves her body well. And of course, her legs (every movie w/ Kim Basinger should require her to wear black pumps and black pantyhose) are unbelievable. I can’t help but salivate at that shot of Vicki slinkily walking towards the door when unbeknownst to her, the Joker and his crew are waiting. I guess what helps is that Kim looks both sexy and elegant/classy at the same time (if that makes sense):

    The whole design of the movie merged ’80s kitsch, Art Deco and Neo Gothic into a very effective style, and Vicki Vale embodied the first two elements really well there.


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