What the Hell Happened to Lindsay Lohan?

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan isn’t just a train wreck.  She is a train that is perpetually wrecking.  It’s as though someone keeps rewinding the tape and replaying the same disaster over and over and over again.  The situation has gone from sad to funny and back again more times than I can count.  It’s hard to remember, but just ten years ago Lohan was the most promising actress in Hollywood.  She seemed poised for greatness.  On screen, she had a talent and composure beyond her years.  In reality, she was ill-equipped to deal with the pressures of her life.  Her public melt-down is in danger of lasting longer than her career.

What the hell happened?

Lindsay was the oldest of four children all of whom have been pushed into, I mean chosen a life in show business.  By now, most people are familiar with Lohan’s loving parents,  Dina and Michael Douglas Lohan, Sr.  Dina is known to have brought camera crews to film her visiting her daughter in rehab.  She also claims to be a former Rockette despite that no one at Radio City has any record of the claim.  Michael was a former Wall Street trader who was convicted of criminal contempt of court and sentenced to three years.  Since then, he’s been consistently in trouble with the law and in and out of rehab.  Guess that apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

It would be charitable to say that the Lohan clan is lead by deeply flawed people.  For now, I will leave it at that.

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Lindsay Lohan – child model

Lindsay Lohan signed with the Ford Modeling Agency at the age of three.  How does a three-year-old sign a contract anyway?  My four-year-old can write her first name.  But something tells me that’s not legally binding.  I feel terribly guilty when I drop her off at daycare some times.  But her parents seemed okay with the head-trip of signing a contract with a modeling agency for their three-year-old.  Different parenting styles, I guess.

Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton

Lindsay Lohan – child model

Here she is with a young Misha Barton in an ad for a clothing company called Caravan.

Lohan - Abercrombie Kids

Lindsay Lohan – child model

Here she is in an ad for Abercrombie Kids at age 12.  I wonder how the two kids she has in a headlock are doing today?

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Lindsay Lohan – child model

And here’s Lohan’s serious face in an ad for Calvin Klein.

Lohan also appeared in tons of TV commercials like this grape J-ello commercial starring Bill Cosby:

Next: The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday


Posted on June 23, 2013, in Movies, What the Hell Happened?, WTHH Actress and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 387 Comments.

  1. You’ve totally outdone yourself here Lebeau…. I can not even collect my thoughts!!


    • Thanks, RB. Honestly, I left a lot out. I didn’t even touch on Lohan’s recording career. I barely scratched the surface of the horribleness (if it’s not a word, it is in their case) of her parents. I skipped over a lot of Lohan’s non-acting projects like her make-up and clothes lines. And her involvement in the fashion community. Or her quote about “just wanting her career back”. I mentioned her last time hosting SNL, but left out all the previous times.


      • Actually, if you ever touch up the article again Lebeau maybe you might reconsider including Lohan’s short recording career in a quick summation. What’s funny is I had completely forgotten that Lindsay Lohan was actually a recording artist, but now that you brought it up I do vaguely recall her releasing a hit album about a decade ago; looking up Lohan’s discography on Wikipedia, I was surprised to see that despite not having any hit singles, her debut album in 2004 not only peaked at #4 on the Billboard Album chart, a solid showing, but it actually went Platinum. When you consider the album had no radio airplay to speak of, it’s actually pretty impressive that she got her debut to go Platinum.

        If nothing else, it does display that at least for a moment in the mid 2000’s, Lindsay Lohan actually was pretty popular with the masses that she could get an album without any hit singles to sell over a million copies. And I’m sure most of your readers either vaguely recall her recording career or (more likely) weren’t even aware of it. And it also provides an even stronger contrast to where her career was a decade ago compared to where it is today.


        • Good call. I think I need an intern. So much to do, so little time.


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  2. oh, your judicious use of editing skills is certainly noted along with the usual skill and balance in the writeup. Plus there were some very enjoyable side ventures, for example, the Sean Lennon vehicle that took me back to a complete other dimension. As for LL you are right, her trials and tribulations are amply covered in the tabloid world, and by your skipping over all that it’s a lot easier to see what her career was and maybe, could still be.
    The Elizabeth Olsen role in “Liberal Arts” for example, LL could have totally shone there.
    Hoping she can get her life where she wants it to be some day!


    • As always, you’re too kind. It’s less skillful editing than a distaste for tabloid fodder. For a long time, I didn’t write up Lohan because I didn’t want to do an article full of TMZ stuff. But when I reviewed her career, I realized there was enough there to focus on that and speculate as to what might have been and what could possibly be if she ever gets her act together.


        • Can Lindsay Lohan’s career be saved?

          Six years ago, Lindsay Lohan was a redheaded ingenue, headlining a funkily twisted teen comedy written by embryonic super-genius Tina Fey. Lohan was already a Disney sweetheart, but Mean Girls seemed to announce her arrival as a major teen megastar. Almost instantly, everything went sour: Within a year, Lohan had gone blonde, and was beginning a four-way tango with the paparazzi, the L.A. club scene, and the criminal justice system. (In a weird way, Mean Girls anticipated all of this: her character goes from being a spunky outsider to a much-despised popular girl. So basically, Lindsay Lohan is to Mean Girls as Orson Welles is to Citizen Kane.) This summer, Lohan was released early from jail, and then rehab. In an interview from the new cover story of Vanity Fair, Lohan says, “I was irresponsible,” and compares her frantic last half-decade to living her college life in public. The question remains: Can Lindsay Lohan’s career ever really recover?

          Short answer: yes, with an if. No career is ever really over. Mickey Rourke apparently spent 20 years living in a swamp, but he was propelled back into the mainstream by Robert Rodriguez, who gave the actor a redefining role in Sin City. Lohan is appearing in Rodriguez’s new film Machete as a gun-toting nun, which makes more sense than Just My Luck 2. If Lohan can reinvent herself, then she might start filling theaters again.

          Long answer: no, with a but. It’s almost impossible to imagine a director like Robert Altman wanting to work with Lohan again. Heck, it’s hard to even imagine that any marketing department would put Lohan in a movie preview. Lohan wasn’t just a tabloid fixture: she was also the star of the some of the worst movies ever made (one of which provided us with the best PopWatch post ever). As excited as I am for Machete, it’s weird to think that, at the age of 24, Lohan is already getting the kind of cult-fetish role that Rourke was getting in his 50s.

          It seems to announce the beginning of a meta-phase of her career. (Same goes for the rumored biopic about Linda Lovelace. Come on, people, they even have the same initials!) Not that there’s anything wrong with playing a tabloid-ish version of yourself, but in Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, and even Bobby, Lohan was playing real characters. She was an actress. In the interview, Lohan says that she wants to be an actress again, and “if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it.” Let’s hope she’s telling the truth.
          What do you think, PopWatchers? Can Lindsay Lohan become a true movie star again? Is it weird that, as my colleagues Keith Staskiewicz and Emily Exton pointed out, every other actress in Mean Girls has a more viable career now than Lohan? (Okay, maybe not Lacey Chabert, but that’s a different PopWatch post.)


      • Re: Lindsay Lohan: Train Wreck Edition – Part 2:

        Originally Posted by I SEE SPIDEY
        Rumor is that she was a nightmare, I don’t think Oprah will ever be working with her again.

        Personally, I always felt Lohan was a supremely overrated actress, I honestly don’t think she had that much range even in her prime. I think she was a decent/above average teen actress and maybe if she hadn’t gotten into the drug scene she would have been an even better adult actress. Unfortunately we will never know.

        Maybe it’s mean but I don’t really miss Lohan’s place in films because I feel that Emma Stone is an all around better version of what Lohan had to offer, even though she isn’t a real redhead.

        I think, had she stayed relatively clean and sober, she probably would’ve had a career in mostly rom-coms and other comedies, occasionally branching out into a dramatic role, trying to establish herself.


  3. Sadly, she has those sort of problems which usually enhance the stardom aura of male actors and ruin reputation of female actresses. And unfortunately she has not a genius hit in her career which could make her at least an “artist maudit” like Amy Winehouse. She will be remembered (for a fortnight) as only a spoiled brat, but she has talent.


    • She does. I was very impressed with her in Freaky Friday. And Mean Girls is just a lot of fun. It’s a shame she couldn’t keep making movies like those.

      I think part of the problem is that she has objectified herself. She doesn’t do anything that doesn’t involve her sexuality anymore. And usually in the cheapest possible way. A similar thing happened with Heather Graham as her career started to cool. Lohan needs to stop reinforcing the idea that she has nothing to offer but curves. Her Marilyn Monroe obsession is threatening to become a self-fulfilling prophecy.


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        She has starred in a number of execrable films over the last few years, the most recent of which was the TV movie Liz and Dick, an attempt for Lohan to be taken seriously again by portraying Elizabeth Taylor. It’s a performance impossible to take seriously, and no doubt the critical panning it received will only help her star fade into insignificance. Shame – had she tried to hone her craft a little, she might have actually been a bonafide movie star in the making rather than a washed up “It Girl”.


      • 10 Actors Who Have Become Parodies Of Themselves:

        10. Lindsay Lohan

        Known For: Promising young actress who made the mistake of getting involved in the Los Angeles party scene. Now she’s more recognizable for her constant arrests for drug-related crimes than as the cute girl from Mean Girls.

        The Parody: Lohan eventually decided to give up on trying to course-correct her career and basically began taking the p*ss out of herself, by starring in several films that lampooned her own tawdry reputation.

        Take Scary Movie V, for instance, which features Lohan in the opening scene opposite Charlie Sheen, mocking her own troublesome reputation, and similarly, in this year’s inAPPropriate Comedy, she poked fun at her prior house arrest.

        The problem is that for this sort of self-parody to endear audiences and change our perceptions, it needs to be clever, or at least funny, of which it is neither. Lohan next stars in Paul Schrader’s The Canyons, in which she plays, you guessed it, a skanky actress.


  4. “Georgia Rule” looks like it could be a good movie, (or…could have been) but apparently it dealt with some very heavy subject matter within the context of being a comedy vehicle. This type of movie confused-identity always seems to be difficult to pull off even with the best cast. Heck, Jane Fonda couldn’t save it! Maybe if they had retooled the plot it would have been better box office, and not panned by critics. Lohan’s antics on set are her own issue of course. On another note, though I try to refrain from posting comments of an attack nature, both her parents should be horsewhipped.


    • In tend not to judge. But her parents are hard not to judge.

      On Georgia Rule, what was the last good or even decent movie Gary Marshall directed? He has sit-com sensibilities.


      • That was probably the last one that was decent. And that was 2001.


        • Garry Marshall directed one great movie: Pretty Woman. It’s one of the best romantic comedies I’ve ever seen, though with his sitcom sensibilities it seems more like lightning in a bottle that it turned out so great.


        • I think I have watched it all the way through once. That may not be true. I may have rewatched it. I remember being thoroughly enchanted in the theater. Laughed my butt off. But I find it kind of hard to watch a fairy tale about a prostitute today no matter how much chemistry Gere and Roberts have.

          The lightning in a bottle you’re talking about is that chemistry. It was the right pairing at the right time. The movie itself almost didn’t matter. So I give Marshall credit for whatever involvement he had in casting. But not much more than that.

          While I’m not a fan of Marshall as a director, I generally find him to be hysterical as an actor. Go figure.


  5. There could be a list of “baby phenomenon” that followed pretty the same path of Lohan from stardom to self distruction (just think about Maculay Culkin p.e.). I feel sorry for her sad story, but I never liked her too much.


    • I feel bad for her too. She never had a chance. Unfortunately, pity isn’t helping her. She needs to get herself together. Leaving the spotlight would probably be the best thing that could happen to her.


  6. I agree with you that Bobby is a stupid-sounding title. I have the same reaction every time I the movie ends up in a write-up. And it has more than it’s share of has-beens. The reviews suggest it’s not that bad though. I obviously haven’t been really motivated to watch it and I’m not sure when or if I will be.

    I don’t hate “overlapping stories” movies as a rule. Like anything, it’s about execution. Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies of all times and it fits that description. Traffic was another good example. Crash, to me, was horribly over-rated. It ushered in a bunch of copy-cats which have mostly been sub-par. And the rom-com entries (see comments on Gary Marshall) have been universally bad lately.


  7. “New Year’s Eve” is a good example of an ensemble movie that didn’t work. When you look at the cast list your jaw almost drops, then when you watch it (I didn’t know any better) mostly you are just gritting your teeth because Marshall didn’t do justice to these actors. Michelle Pfeiffer of course, can make the most out of her 5 minutes of screen time, as do most of the other A listers in that movie, but there’s too much going on, there’s too much surface and too little development, plus it’s disorganized and needed rewriting and editing. I think it rather shows how well suited Marshall is, for TV sitcoms, but has difficulty sustaining a feature length film. The critical response for NYE that seemed most on target to me, was the one where the critic said that Marshall assembled a top notch cast and gave them nothing to do. “Georgia Rule” does pique my interest and I might have to check it out to see what Jane Fonda and Lohan were able to do there. How about “Raising Helen”, was that well received?


    • Off the top of my head, the last Kate Hudson movie to get good reviews was Almost Famous. I checked Rotten Tomatoes and it agrees. Hudson hasn’t been in a well-reviewed movie since 2000. Wow. Considering her output that’s amazing. RT doesn’t have complete listings for Marshall. I’m not sure what’s up with that.


  8. First, let me say excellent work as usual. I’ve always been impressed by your ability to keep these things interesting even in case like this one where everyone knows what happened (see also, Mel Gibson).

    Second, have you ever thought about doing WHHT… for directors? It is pretty incredible how far guys like Coppola, Reiner and Shyamalan have fallen.


    • Thanks for the kind words. I always hope that if I stick to the stuff I find interesting others will find it interesting as well. With Lohan and Gibson, I try to stay focused on the career as opposed to the tabloid stuff. People can read the grisly details of the celeb’s personal lives in plenty of other places online.

      I have done a couple of similar articles on directors. The name of the series is “Betrayed by…” which is partially tongue in cheek. I’ve only done Spielberg and Kevin Smith so far. Obviously, Spielberg is still a very relevant director, so it’s less about a rise and fall per se. It was actually inspired by my dad’s reaction to War Horse, which he hated. It wasn’t just that he hated it, he felt betrayed by Spielberg who is probably the only director he knows by name.

      I frequently think about writing up more directors. Honestly, I’m more motivated by who directed a film than who is starring in it. Time permitting, I have been seriously considering a couple of new “Betrayed by…” articles. Shyamalan is high on my list.

      Reiner really was on a roll there for a while. I suppose that was unsustainable. But it’s hard to see how far he fell.


  9. Another great write up on my current favorite guilty pleasure. I am addicted to LL news; I think only because it amazes me she hasn’t spent any considerable time in jail; OR that there are still some people who will hire her.

    I have never seen any of her movies because I became aware of her thru TMZ. But in reading some info on her I found she was once a talented promising actress.

    Your typical well researched and well thought out expose was great reading, IMO, her childhood was driven more by her fame want to be parents. It is such a shame that someone her age that at one time had the world at their feet, is now an asterisk in most articles.

    Hopefully she can follow Robert Downey’s lead and pull herself out of this downward spiral.


    • Thanks, Mack. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

      I have been surprised by how many people are addicted to watching Lohan’s perpertual train wreck. Since the article went up, I have gotten traffic from message boards where people discuss Lohan in the most minute details. She clearly remains a lightning rod in spite of the fact she hasn’t made a major movie in close to a decade.

      I find her obsession with Marilyn Monroe fascinating. She seems hell-bent on making her story similar. She seems to only focus on her sex symbol status while hurtling towards tragedy.

      Hopefull, like Downey, she will see the light before its too late. I would love for her story to have a happy ending.

      I am going to highly recommend checking out Freaky Friday and especially Mean Girls. They are great comedies that show what might have been. Plus, they are on cable constantly.


        • lol – I have no response to that

          Very politically incorrect, but I’ve known women who fit that description.


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      • I think maybe the key differences between somebody like Robert Downey, Jr. and Lindsay Lohan is that despite all of RDJ’s issues, he was for the most part, well liked AND excellent on the set. Because of this, directors and producers never really wrote him off (he still had some “good will” to back things up). Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, not only has major drug and alcohol issues but also a reputation of being a diva who often shows up late and/or unprepared on film sets. What doesn’t help Lindsay Lohan (and pardon me if I or anybody else has said this before) looks terrible because her unhealthy lifestyle combined w/ cosmetic “enhancements” made her look much older than her actual age.


        • That’s a good point. Also, RDJ is arguably more talented than Lohan. Another factor is gender. Hollywood gives actors more second chances. Even with all that good will and talent, I think Hollywood would have written off an actress in RDJ’s situation.


    • Drew Barrymore, if you want to go w/ another child actress is probably the best “role model” if you will to find in regards to somebody who was able to turn their career and life around. I think what benefited Drew is that she realized that her mother, Jaid was a huge factor in her problems and had to distance herself from her. That’s really one mistake that Lindsay has made since all of her problems have commenced.


      • I watched “Mean Girls” again the other day, and what’s truly unsettling, is that Regina George’s mom played by Amy Poehler sort of reminds me of Dina Lohan (i.e. both seem to want to live vicariously through their daughters and want to be more of a “girlfriend” then a responsible adult).

        Dina Lohan also kind of reminds me of Fritz Von Erich (the patriarch of the Von Erich professional wrestling dynasty in Dallas, TX), in regards to seemingly living in denial of their childrens’ drug problems.


  10. I actually have a lot of things to say so please read:).

    I know you talked about this briefly, but honestly her facial surgeries for me have ruined it as far as acting. She’s had all the surgery to combat all the damage hard drugs have done to her face and as a result she looks way older than someone in her 20’s. More like someone in her 40’s. When I think of her, I think of the fresh faced pretty actress who could act. I honestly can’t see that. I saw some clips of Liz and Dick and honestly I’m not sure whether or not she is talented or not anymore- she didn’t even try to do Liz’s accent for most of the movie!

    Think about it: All the movies that she has done well in were movies with bigger stars that were excellent or a great supporting cast: Mean Girls had Rachel Adams, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfield, and had a wonderful script. That really showcased her talent.

    Freaky Friday: Curtis. I re-watched that movie and I noticed how much Curtis stole the movie in every scene with Lindsay.

    I think the reason why her films have not really succeeded is because she can’t carry a movie by herself. People think she’s a great actress, but her movies often had supporting casts that made her shine. The movies she’s been in that flopped: I know who killed me (terrible), Herbie Reloaded (awful), had her as the biggest star and the script was not that great either.

    Basically, everything has to go right in order to make her look good: script, director, and supporting cast. That’s why movies that lacked that criteria ended up horrible.

    Plus I think by now she’s burned bridges. She’s 26 or 27. By Hollywood standards she is quite old. There are a tremendous amount of actors her age or younger with proven track records. Her best movies happened in her teens. Who would you choose if you were insuring her: a child actor who peaked years ago, or a young eager actress such as Jennifer Lawrence or Rachel Adams. She is being looked the other way by directors and is only able to find work in movies that are B grade or lower. Also, all of her recent movies have failed and she’s had universally negative reviews for recent movies such as Liz and Dick. She’s in The Canyon with a porn star.

    Most importantly, is I think she’s honestly lost her shot. She’s been in and out of rehab for a decade. As you pointed out, she often gets preferential treatment when it comes to jail time. She keeps telling the public she wants to change, plans a comeback, parties, and ends up with charges against her for something. By this point, the public must be fed up. Although she has great movies, her audience has probably moved on by this point. Of course, there are fans such as myself and readers of tabloids who are eager to see her succeed. But every movie she has put out has been disappointment.

    Hollywood doesn’t care if you’re a druggie. As long as you can act, they will accept you. Robert Downey Jr and other actors could act quite well even in movies that were criticized.

    If Lindsay would actually take acting seriously like she tells everyone, stops partying, and actually tries to change her image for good, get rid of her yes men, get away from her parents and distance them from her completely- especially her crazy mother who partied with her, stays out of rehab, stops getting charged, get a driver, get a great script, ask Tina Fey to write a movie and be in it with her, etc… then she could get her career back.

    She has had plenty of opportunities to do so. Britney Spears had a huge breakdown but got back on her feet and was a success. But she did so quickly. Lindsay has had almost a decade and at this point she is a joke- in tabloids, media, directors, etc..

    I’m actually a fan and it does sadden me to see her like this. I always thought she would have more success and even looked up to her because I grew up with her movies.


    • This article has only been up a relatively short time and I am already really impressed with the passion LL inspires. Of course I am going to read your entire comment. Thanks for taking the time to post such a thoughtful response.

      When Lohan was coming up, she was the textbook definition of “fresh faced”. Substance abuse and surgeries have definitely changed that! She looks much older than her years now. She can still be made up to look presentable, but there is no hiding her world weariness.

      Mean Girls and Freaky Friday are really the highlights of her career. And I agree that both of them have major contributions from others. Curtis really shines in FF. Tina Fey’s script is what makes MG great. But I do think Lohan is carrying her weight in those films. She exceeded my expectations for a child/teen actress.

      There is no doubt she burned bridges. Even if someone wanted to hire her, they have to deal with the headache of getting her insured. And then you never know how reliable she is going to be or if she’ll be available to promote the project or if she’ll be serving some mandatory sentence. Not that those last very long in her case.

      I agree with you up to a point. Lohan has missed some great opportubities. She could have been one of our most popular and successful actresses by now. She has wasted at least 10 years of her career. 10 years which should have been her best.

      However, Lohan still brings big ratings a lot of the time. Her SNL performance was one of the biggest of the season (despite being widely panned). Her Playboy issue apparently broke records. That’s why she’s still somewhat in demand. In the right project, she is still a draw.

      I don’t actually think Hollywood cares if an actor or actress can act. They want someone who will deliver. And usually that means someone who will make them money. Lohan can still do that. But how long will that be true?

      I share your frustration over the things Lohan says versus the things she does. She frequently says the right things. (Although whining that she “wants her career back” was not one of them.) But then she just does the same stupid shit all over again. It’s the behavior of an addict.

      I don’t really expect her to ever have her moment of clarity. She has too many enablers. But I hope I’m wrong. I’d love to see her bounce back like Spears (mostly) did.


      • What Really Happened To Lindsay Lohan, Part 2: The Ingenue:

        The Walt Disney Company stopped producing The Mickey Mouse Club in 1995, thereby cutting off a steady stream of child stars who, more often than not, found their way into TV and films. It was, in a way, a little stardom factory in which talented kids could get some experience and visibility. If it had lasted a little longer, young Lindsay might have been a part of it and followed the gig with bit parts on sitcoms. But it didn’t happen that way. At the age of 12, Lindsay walked out onto the Disney stage and stood downstage center, alone.

        Disney honored the remainder of Lindsay’s three-picture deal with “Life Size” and “Get A Clue,” two of the modest and earnest TV movies they released before teen stardom become their main theme. In “Life Size,” Lindsay played a motherless pubertal tomboy who is given a glamour doll that comes to life in the form of Tyra Banks, who teaches her all about inner beauty, and “Get A Clue” features Lindsay as an aspiring journalist-turned-spy. There’s not much to see here, because with her net film, Lindsay finally hit her stride as both an actress and Disney’s most valuable market product.

        The beginning Lindsay’s ubiquity came in 2003, when Lindsay was 15, with “Freaky Friday,” and it also marks the point at which important patterns start to emerge in her career. She was young, with perfect teeth and and a freckled face, and puberty had left her with big boobs. She was a perfect product for the teen market: Full of puckish potential with a dark side rumbling just below the surface, as well as a name everyone knew.

        Like “The Parent Trap,” “Freaky Friday” was a remake of a Disney classic with a good gimmick, requiring the young lead actress to take on two roles: A mother and a daughter at odds with each other. At the time, Lindsay’s Disney contract was over, so she was not among the first choices for the part, and director Mark Waters was not impressed when she was brought in for an audition. She hadn’t had a theatrical film in five years – still her longest break from the multiplex – but no one was going to argue against her casting. Rather than bank on the other, unproven options (Evan Rachel Wood, Michelle Trachtenburg), Disney put the challenging role in the hands of a veteran, even if it didn’t seem to suit her. Being cast in “Freaky Friday” was Lindsay’s first and last stroke of pure luck.

        “Freaky Friday” was also her first opportunity to play an adult. At the time, Lindsay was being shuttled back and forth between work obligations and high school on Long Island, and her parents’ abusive marriage continued on. If Lindsay was convincing – not just as a teen but as her mother – and if the film was a success, she would never have to live at home again. The tremendous power she suddenly had was not lost on her: Lindsay spent a year learning to play guitar, and she meticulously studied videotapes of her co-star, Jamie Lee Curtis. Of course, Lindsay pulled it off. Her performance made Disney hundreds of millions of dollars and she got her first serious reviews.

        Lindsay’s life changed forever that summer. While “Freaky Friday” was rolling out into theaters, Disney and Lindsay shot her first name-atop-the-marquee vehicle, “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,” designed to present Lindsay as a triple-threatening, full-powered charisma machine. Lindsay was suddenly America’s most famous teenager.

        As studios had done with their ingenues since the silent era, Disney manufactured a teenage romance for her, as well as a bitchy rivalry with Hilary Duff, her lower-caliber Disney counterpart. Cameras started following her, and she was grateful for their attention. She relocated to Los Angeles, bought herself a Mercedes, and at the age of 17, claimed her hard-won independence.

        Released at the top of 2004, “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen” is a children’s film of insipid mediocrity. Lindsay plays Lola, an aspiring teen actress with dreams bigger than her high school. She coasts through the part capably, but it must not have been much of a stretch. Lola’s unshakable, possibly misplaced ambition must have resonated with Lindsay, because around this time, she decided she wanted a big piece of the music business. The film came complete generic pop-rock numbers with simple choreography, both of which make Lindsay’s musical incompetence clear. Luckily for her, the film’s embarrassing stench didn’t last for long. Two months later, “Confessions” was followed by her greatest success, a contemporary masterpiece.

        What can be said about “Mean Girls” that hasn’t already been said? It is the pinnacle of Lindsay’s professional career and a colossal piece of writing that quickly fell into place as a generation’s undisputed cinematic urtext. Every last one of us has memorized Tina Fey’s quotable screenplay from top to toe, and if there is a reason why Lindsay remains such a part of our daily media diet, it is because “Mean Girls” made an indelible mark on popular culture. It was her first PG-13 film and her first departure from Disney. She got to curse, show off her cleavage, interact with grown-up SNL talent who took her seriously as a comedian, and best of all, she finally got an honest-to-God leading lady role with wit and insight for an adult audience and satire her teen fans could understand.

        “Mean Girls” represents a crossroads moment; in exchange for an instant classic and a crossover to adult stardom, Lindsay sacrificed her princess crown.

        Lindsay got sick of her teen star cred very, very fast. That summer, Disney set her up in a posh apartment with Raven-Symone, but apparently, Lindsay rarely came home. She started smoking her cigarettes on the street so the cameras would see her, and started dropping hints about her sex life with her older boyfriend, one of the guys from “That 70’s Show.” She signed a record contract with Universal rather than Disney. In the fall of 2004, Lindsay said yes to two projects at once, and suddenly, everything changed for her. At age 18, Lindsay spent her summer shooting one last Disney film, “Herbie: Fully Loaded” while recording her first album in her trailer so it could be rush-released for the holidays. No longer a minor, Lohan was obligated to work fourteen-hour days on the juvenile Disney comedy, while staying up all night writing and recording her album. Before long, Lindsay was in the hospital with exhaustion. Or was it an infected kidney? Or was it something else?

        The press responded with a blitz of rumors. Previously, they had gone relatively easy on Lindsay. She had been spotted out at clubs in West Hollywood, barely old enough to buy a lottery ticket, but it hadn’t been widely discussed. What the media had latched onto were her father’s troubles. That fall, Michael Lohan ended up back in prison for violating Dina’s restraining order and for crashing his car while f***ed up on cocaine. He told the press that drugs were to blame for Lindsay’s trip to Cedars-Sinai. Lindsay had always just kept working, trying not to let her father’s irresponsibility upset her, but this time, it clearly did its damage.

        Throughout the G-rated “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” the male characters (and cars) who encircle Lindsay ogle her and comment on how pretty she is, but the truth is that she looks exhausted. There are visible bags under her eyes in some scenes, and most of the time, she seems to be reluctantly walking through the lackluster writing. She clearly didn’t want to be there.

        When she came back to New York at the end of the shoot, she took a few weeks off before her album promotion blitz, partied at the Marquee (where someone apparently found her lost wallet stuffed with rolled-up dollar bills) and planned her next career move. After three months of co-starring with an animatronic Volkswagon, she went looking for a dangerous part while her agents negotiated her next multi-million dollar contract. She had more options than ever before. She took interest in Kenneth Lonergan’s gigantic New York epic “Margaret,” but Dina objected to its content. She read the first draft of Matthew Wilder’s (notoriously excellent but never produced) Linda Lovelace script and wanted the part, but, of course, a porn biopic was out of the question.

        Much wiser decisions were made for Lindsay’s indie breakout. In March 2005, Lindsay would earn $7.5 million for “Just My Luck,” a conventional rom-com about a surrealistically lucky young PR agent who has her fortunes changed by a tarot reader. After that unfortunate business, she would shoot two films that would, at least superficially, give her a launching pad as a dramatic actress. In Robert Altman’s “A Prairie Home Companion,” Lindsay would have to work opposite Meryl Streep, playing her suicide-obsessed teenage daughter. That fall, she would have one of the better subplots in Emilio Estevez’s “Bobby,” an all-star “Grand Hotel” retread set on the night of the younger Kennedy’s assassination.

        But 2005 did not go as planned. Dina filed for divorce. Lindsay’s debut album “Speak” went Platinum, despite her being little more than a capable vocalist. (Here is the acapella track of her lead single, the anti-paparazzi rant “Rumors,” presumably written on automatic pilot.) Michael filed a lawsuit, claiming he was entitled to a portion of her millions, all the while trying to assemble his own reality show. Sometime around this point, Lindsay was prescribed Adderall, probably more for her extreme schedule than for ADHD, and she started to hemorrhage weight. When she hosted SNL that spring to promote “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” she poked fun at her skinny arms on stage, but backstage, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were giving her an intervention.

        After the broadcast, Lindsay went out. “Herbie” was released and it earned $144 million.

        Shooting “A Prairie Home Companion” in Minnesota that summer turned out to be a positive learning experience for Lindsay. It was an unconventional shoot: She had never improvised, and she had a hard time getting used to Altman’s long takes. They shot ten pages on Lindsay’s first day on set. Altman and his actors went to dinner every night, and Streep took Lindsay under her wing. It was a proud time for Lindsay, and after doing two awful studio films in a row, it gave her an opportunity to work as a real actress, living the dream light-years away from family drama. Most writers talk about her “holding her own” against Streep and Tomlin, but Lindsay is better than that. “A Prairie Home Companion” represents the best evidence of Lindsay’s squandered talent. She creates a character as visibly as the rest of the star-studded cast, adopting an anxiety-filled half-whisper and a rejected pout, and she carries the film’s musical climax entirely solo.

        Inspired by the summer shoot with Altman, Lindsay decided she wanted to direct. She had been working on her second album, which she decided was going to be a little more personal and raw. The resultant album “A Little More Personal (Raw)” was accompanied by Lindsay’s directorial debut: A music video for the lead single “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father).” To her credit, Lindsay appears to have thought the concept through thoroughly: The video inter-cuts between Lindsay’s parents having a violent domestic dispute, her sister Ali crying in a tutu in her bedroom, and Lindsay, singing and sobbing on her bathroom floor in a bejeweled ballgown. This all takes place in Manhattan storefront windows before the public. The song is unbearably intimate and self-conscious, but for all her narcissism, Lindsay is attempting to taking control of the press surrounding her. In MTV’s “Making The Video,” she says: “My life is on display for the public…People want to find the drama, especially in my life, for whatever reason that may be. They find that interesting, whether it’s in the tabloids or on TV, so I’m giving people what they want. I’m giving them the drama.”

        Lindsay shot “Bobby” at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles at the end of the year. She played Diane, a young woman who marries a classmate so he won’t be stationed in Vietnam. Luckily for Lindsay, she had one of the most poignant narratives out of the ensemble and one of the only pay-offs that works. Even with less than ten minutes of screen time and 24 co-stars, she stood out and made an impression. Lindsay stayed on in Los Angeles and moved into the Chateau Marmont, the famous celebrity safe haven. While staying there, she told Vanity Fair she had been bulimic. And that she had abused cocaine.

        On January 3, 2006, Lindsay is rushed to the hospital with an asthma attack. It is the first of five hospitalizations that year.

        In April, Meryl Streep is interviewed for a W Magazine cover story. She says of Lindsay, “She’s in command of the art form.”

        In May, “Just My Luck” is released. The film comes in fourth on its opening weekend and loses money.

        On July 26, Lindsay fails to show up for work on “Georgia Rule,” a dramatic film with Jane Fonda. Lindsay had spent the prior evening at Guy Tuesday’s in Los Angeles, and is hospitalized for heat exhaustion.

        Two days later, the CEO of the film’s production company releases an open letter: “To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional. You have acted like a spoiled child and in doing so have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture.”

        Damn, Africa. What happened?


        • The stories about Lindsay Lohan mainly point toward her being from a family that allowed her to be completely out of control at a very young age. You won’t have any problems finding non-celebrity kids that were never abused but eventually ended up out of control because of bad parenting. So imagine being rich and having parents that allowed you to do whatever you wanted because they were scared of being cutoff. That’s apparently the world that Lohan grew up in according to some rumors.


        • 12 Terrible Movies That Killed An Actor’s Winning Streak:

          1. Just My Luck – Lindsay Lohan

          The Streak: Lindsay Lohan cemented her status as a teen idol with a string of hit films in the early-to-mid 2000s, beginning with Freaky Friday and continuing with Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded, before finishing up with the modestly successful (and critically acclaimed) Robert Altman movie A Prairie Home Companion.

          The Film That Broke It: While Lohan’s working with Altman suggested the end of her foray into frothy comedies, she made the mistake of returning to the genre for Just My Luck, co-starring Chris Pine before anyone knew who he was. The movie just barely made its budget back amid scathing reviews, and Lohan earned a Worst Actress Razzie nomination for her trouble.

          Current Status: Lohan has appeared in a few financially successful movies since, such as Machete and Scary Movie V, but she’s never been able to replicate that early hot run, in essence failing to transition into an adult actress who people over the age of 18 are actually interested in watching. Even in the two aforementioned movies, she hasn’t been the star, and has essentially been stunt-cast as a parody of herself.

          In short, her movie career is pretty much in the toilet these days, and with her hostile, reckless reputation, nobody really wants to work with her either.


      • It Could Take Ten Years for Lindsay Lohan’s Career to Recover, Experts Say:

        Lindsay Lohan is still in big trouble.

        Despite her release from jail on $300,000 bail late Friday night, experts say the actress is going to have a hard time finding work acting anytime soon.

        “Lindsay is immensely talented, but the big problem is going to be insuring her for the next ten years,” Los Angeles Criminal Defense Attorney, Mark Geragos, told Pop Tarts. “She is absolutely uninsurable even if a studio was willing to take the risk and hire her, so in this case its only time that can heal.”

        Geragos also said that Lohan would have to stay “absolutely clean and sober” for a minimum period of five years for an insurance company to even consider a coverage plan for her.

        But according to Hollywood Pop Culture Expert Peter Shankman, the way the 24-year-old has been behaving she will simply be lucky to be alive in ten years time.

        “This was the final straw – look at it from a money perspective, this isn’t about her. The ‘Linda Lovelace’ production took a gamble on her, which they’ve now lost. She’s completely unemployable. I hope she can make it to 30,” he said.

        Lohan was scheduled to start shooting “Inferno,” a biopic about 1970’s porn star Linda Lovelace, on November 15, however given the actress’s latest court dealing it seems serious doubt will now be cast over that production.

        So could this really be the end of Lohan’s on-screen career? After all, her looks and talent might very well be questionable in a decade’s time, especially given her history of hard partying.

        “I’ll worry a lot more about Lindsay Lohan’s marketability once she’s no longer young and attractive. Hollywood can be less forgiving of women who age than women who do drugs and get into trouble,” journalist and media consultant Jenny Hontz said.

        Furthermore, she doesn’t exactly have Academy Awards attached to her name.

        “Unfortunately, should Lohan ever clean herself up enough to return to acting, she will require a significant insurance policy common for troubled actors. This is a huge disincentive to Hollywood producers who, today, face a tight rein on production expenses. Lohan’s body of work is hardly that of Marilyn Monroe or John Belushi, so she may find she misses out on roles because studios prefer to find alternatives that are more reliable,” added Jason Maloni, a Crisis Communications Specialist at Levick Strategic Communications.

        And from a financial perspective, the scenario seems pretty dire for the troubled starlet.
        According to an inside source, Lohan is well over $2 million dollars in debt (why she couldn’t afford to hire another lawyer following Shawn Chapman Holley’s desire to resign after she first sentenced to jail in July.)

        Still, Hontz believes that so long as there is still media and public interest in Lohan, and that money and work opportunities will always exist.

        “Notoriety is often just as lucrative as fame. It all comes down to the bottom line in Hollywood. If studios think she can sell a movie, they will hire her. There are plenty of Hollywood stars who get into trouble for drugs and continue working or at least make comebacks after they get clean,” she explained. “And even if her film career implodes, there are other ways for her to capitalize on her fame to make money. As long as the public is fascinated by her, The Lindsay Lohan brand will probably continue to exist. The ‘Disney Child Star Turned Bad Girl’ is her brand at the moment.”


        • To Be Successful Again, Lindsay Lohan Must Die:

          I’ve spent a lot of time considering Lindsay Lohan over the past decade. When I began my career as a gossip columnist she was a sweet freckled little thing whose biggest drama was battling Hilary Duff for the love of Aaron Carter.

          Since those halcyon days various editors have asked me to pre-write obituaries for the consistently downward spiraling Ms. Lohan, just in case she finally went onto that great nightclub in the sky while I was on vacation or taking a nap. It is always good to be prepared. But five years later Lindsay is the hot mess that keeps on messing and not, I argue in my upcoming book Celebrity Inc., to her brand’s best advantage. At this point yet another glimpse at her prematurely aging breasts paying homage to Marilyn Monroe will not reinvigorate Lindsay’s sagging brand and career. The only thing that will save brand Lohan from total Kristy McNichol-dom is if she truly channels Monroe and actually leaves us for good.

          Brand consistency is the hallmark of a successful product. When brands act erratically, consumers become confused and wary. By 2011, Lindsay Lohan had become an untenable brand. She wasn’t unbankable or uninsurable; she was inconsistent and that is what caused her value to plummet.

          It is an understatement to say that 2010 was a terrible, no-good, very bad year for Lindsay Lohan. She was erased from promotional materials accompanying the Nintendo DS video game of Mean Girls, the movie that just a few years earlier had solidified her stardom. Why? Marketers were afraid moms would see Lohan’s face and pass. She was fired in pre-production from the biopic of porn star Linda Lovelace, by the one director still willing to take a chance on her. On top of these relatively minor indignities, Lohan was jailed, rehabbed, jailed, then rehabbed once again.

          In just six years, Lohan had gone from being an asset on a project to being a liability. The press has always claimed her sloppy and seemingly drug-addled behavior makes her unbankable and uninsurable. Neither of those claims is accurate. The dirty secret of Hollywood brand management is that no one is unbankable or uninsurable; there is always money and there are always projects for a celebrity brand that is likable and consistent. Lohan had become unlikable and inconsistent. That’s why no one wanted to work with her.

          The story of Lohan’s rise and fall is a cautionary tale for a generation of young starlets about bad decisions and poor crisis management. As Lohan moved from one side of the balance sheet to the other, from Cash Cow to train wreck, she destroyed hundreds of millions of dollars in potential brand value. She didn’t follow the bad-girl narrative, a good-girl narrative, or an uplifting redemption narrative. She couldn’t even stick to a lesbian narrative for the better part of a year.

          Q scores help to determine an actor and actresses likability so that studios know whether consumers will see a project. One of the reasons Lohan had difficulty getting work after 2007, and why in 2010 she was dropped from the Lovelace biopic, is that her Q scores were some of the worst that the overseer of the metric, Steve Levitt of Marketing Evaluations, has seen over his entire forty-year career.

          In 2004, Lohan had a brand awareness of only 20 percent. Her positive Q was a 19 and her negative was a 20.

          By 2005, when her excessive partying and un-Disneylike behavior were being serialized in entertainment magazines, Lohan’s brand awareness shot up to 53 percent and with it her negative Q, up to a 33. Her positive Q, meanwhile, dropped to 13. By 2006, her brand awareness was 72 percent-almost three out of four people recognized her face and her name. But her positive Q was only a 13, while her negative was a 37. “That’s just a terrible relationship. You had three times as many people feeling negative about her as you did feeling positive,” Levitt told me.

          With each of Lohan’s inconsistent brand decisions, the gap between her positive and negative Q scores widened. After her arrests and subsequent rehabilitations, Lohan’s Q again fell in 2007. With 74 percent brand awareness, she had a positive rating of 11 and a negative rating of 43. Her failed relationship with Samantha Ronson, as well as her nude photo-shoot in New York magazine, increased her awareness score to 80 percent in 2008, while her positive rating remained an 11. Her negative rating, however, shot up to a 52. By any objective standard of accounting,Lohan was getting more famous and more unlikable. By 2010, 84 percent of those polled were familiar with Lohan. And yet her positive rating reached a new low of 9, her negative rating remaining at 52. More than five times as many people disliked Lohan as liked her.

          “Michael Jackson had Qs in that range for a long time,” Levitt explained to me. Almost as an afterthought he added, “His stats only went up after he died.”

          Today, her brand value, like Michael Jackson’s, has nowhere to go but up in the afterlife. America loves a train wreck, until the moment they don’t anymore. But what America loves more than a comeback is a martyr-someone who literally loses everything, including their life, because of the excesses inherent in a system that was meant to protect and nurture her.

          “Once a celebrity passes away, the public is more apt to focus on their talents and the good in their life than the bad,” Levitt explained. Elvis Presley’s positive Q score was at 25 before he died and in 2009 reached 34. Johnny Cash’s positive Q rose from 19 to 35 following his death.

          The death bump happened for Michael Jackson as well. In February 2006, Michael Jackson’s positive Q score was a 9 and his negative was a 67. According to Levitt, that was a historical low within the entire celebrity population. But by November 2009, five months after his death, Jackson’s positive Q had skyrocketed to a 34 and his negative Q had dropped to a 27. It was an unprecedented turnaround, played to the sound of dinging cash registers. With likability comes marketability.

          Executives within the dead celebrity business refer to the high-net-worth deceased as “delebs,” and today these executives preside over an industry that is valued at more than $800 million a year and growing. The attraction of this segment of the celebrity market is obvious: The dead are the easiest clients to manage. Not only do they not meddle in their business affairs, they won’t get caught with their pants down, drunk-driving, or making a racist remark to TMZ. And in an industry where vast sums are made in merchandise licensing and symbiotic partnerships, dead celebrities have just as much earning power as the living and sometimes more.

          An estate actively working to maximize merchandising opportunities will derive the second-largest share of its revenues from licensing. Lindsay Lohan’s image was yanked from the Mean Girls video game because mothers would have been unlikely to buy their daughters something that emulated Lohan as a train wreck, but carefully cultivating the Lohan post-mortem brand to highlight the nostalgia of The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls and discount the drugs, rehabs and faux Sapphic behavior would allow Lohan’s legacy to be amply more lucrative.


      • What’s interesting about “Mean Girls” (when I was looking up for background information), is that Lindsay Lohan was originally supposed to play Regina, Rachel McAdams’ character. But Lindsay instead wanted to play the “nice girl”, Cady because she was worried that the public would base her real personality on Regina’s. Amanda Seyfried (Karen, the “dumb girl” among the Plastics) was instead originally going to play Cady. Ashley Tisdale most likely, would’ve played Karen (since she auditioned for the role) had Amanda Seyfried played what ultimately wound up to be Lindsay Lohan’s role in “Mean Girls”.


        • I also read that in reality, they cast Lohan as Cady instead of Regina because the producers decided that Lindsay had too strong of a personality and they therefore, wouldn’t have been able to find someone to counter her as Cady if she played Regina.


        • I saw that when I was researching. It seems like everyone was on board with the change. I have read differing accounts over whether it was Lohan’s idea or the studio’s. But whoever’s idea it was to make her the lead, no one objected.


    • You have pretty much said all that I wanted to say about why Lindsay Lohan has landed here. I would also take under consideration, the argument that Emma Stone has pretty much “replaced” Lindsay Lohan:


      • Is Emma Stone the New and Improved Lindsay Lohan?

        Emma Stone burst onto the scene about the time that Lindsay Lohan burst onto the judicial system scene. I have always thought that Emma Stone looked a lot like Lindsay Lohan. In fact, the first time I saw her in a movie I thought it was Lindsay Lohan. Stone was already making movies by the time Lohan went crazy but I have a theory that when Lohan decided to throw her career in the toilet that movie makers saw Stone as a sort of replacement. Her roles have become much meatier. Just look at The Help to see what I am talking about. I wonder if Stone would be as popular today if Lohan had stayed normal. What do you think?


        • Emma Stone Is the Lindsay Lohan That Could Have Been:

          Watching the new clip of Emma Stone playing bedroom rockstar in her upcoming film Easy A, we couldn’t help be reminded of another red-haired, raspy voiced young starlet who oozed charm and spunk. Not to take anything way from the movie-star-in-the-making Stone, but this clip wreaks of Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls/Freaky Friday. Even the plot of Easy A (which also stars Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Patricia Clarkson, and Stanley Tucci), sounds like Mean Girls redux: “A clean-cut high school student relies on the school’s rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.” Okay, then.

          Before Lohan destroyed her career with the need to do “serious work” (and, you know, drug addiction), then the role of the slightly dippy girl you love to root for, would have been hers to keep. Come to think of it, Emma Stone isn’t so much the Lindsay Lohan that could have been—she’s the Lindsay Lohan that was.


        • Sadly, since we’re on the subject of the movie “Easy A” w/ Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood “replacement” Emma Stone, I think that it’s pretty safe to say that Amanda Bynes is another young star, who is due for a “What the Hell Happened to…”


        • She’s definitely flamed out. But she was always small time. Did she even have a hit movie?


        • Yeah, I don’t think Amanda Bynes has ever had a lead role in a hit movie, and even Easy A, which was her last supporting role 3 years ago, was only a modest hit. She’s never been anywhere near the A-list, if anything her recent rash of Twitter-bashing, calling numerous celebrities “ugly”, has probably given her more public exposure than any acting gig she’s ever had to date. That doesn’t make her worthy of a WTTH write-up, though, I think.


        • Amanda Bynes was in “Hairspray” and “Robots” which were huge hits to the best of my knowledge, but she wasn’t exactly the main star or draw.


        • What’s funny is, I’ve actually owned “Robots” for several years on DVD, and just last week I decided to watch it again for the first time in years. It’s an amusing, charming animated film with Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry and Robin Williams in the leads, along with appearances from Greg Kinear, Paul Giamatti and Mel Brooks among others in the cast. Basically, it’s chock full of actors I like. Anyway, I was genuinely surprised to see Amanda Bynes’ name on the front cover among the cast, I had no idea I owned any movies with her in them until now. Well, to be honest I had no idea at all who she even was until her recent meltdown these past few months, so there’s that too, but her part in it was minimal and animated films rarely help an actor’s career, so even though Robots was a hit I can’t say it helped her at all.


        • I personally knew who Amanda Bynes long before her meltdown, because I recognized her from Nickelodeon back in the day (“All That” and her own sketch comedy show “The Amanda Show”). She was sort of the Miranda Cosgrove or Victoria Justice of her day.


        • Yeah, I have been vaguely aware of her. She has some talent for comedy. But she imploded before she could make much of a mark in movies. Lohan just barely qualified on that front. A Bynes article would be mostly TV and train wreck.


        • Emma Stone Is Not the New Lindsay Lohan, She’s Better Than That:

          Pop-Ed. With the release of the recent hit ‘Easy A,’ 2010 found its breakout star — Emma Stone. Intensely likable, quick-witted and seemingly down-to-earth, Stone, with her raspy voice and red hair, exudes a cool relatability that is getting her noticed and, blessedly, putting a young actress in the headlines for her talent and ability to carry a film to box office success rather than her drug exploits and court appearances.

          Which brings us to the actress Stone is garnering a lot of comparisons to: Lindsay Lohan (circa 2004, of course). Now, I’m not here to dump on Lohan — I still hope, against all odds, that she pulls it together and emerges from her situation like the film world’s most well-known phoenix, Robert Downey Jr. (don’t forget how desperate things were for him at one point). I’m here to gush about Stone and point out how she differs from LiLo.

          It’s not hard to see why some critics and columnists are comparing Stone and Lohan. The red hair, the voice and their breakout roles in high school comedies create an unavoidable parallel. But let’s begin this breakdown of the differences between the two actresses by making a bold statement: ‘Mean Girls’ would still have been good without Lindsay Lohan; ‘Easy A’ would be nothing without Emma Stone.

          Lohan was excellent in ‘Mean Girls,’ there’s no question, but that film had a lot more going for it than its leading lady. It was written by no less than Tina Fey, who at the time was the head writer on ‘Saturday Night Live’ and would soon after go on to create the Emmy-winning ’30 Rock,’ arguably one of the better TV comedies of all time. The film also boasted stellar supporting turns from megastars-in-the-making Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried. Sure, it was Lohan’s vehicle, but let’s be real, “Boo, you whore” — the film’s most famous line — came out of McAdams’ mouth and not Lohan’s.

          ‘Easy A,’ on the other hand, is all about Stone’s character, Olive; she is in nearly every scene in the film, has all of the best lines and carries the whole thing with a warmth and ease that Hollywood’s stable of empty-headed, fame-seeking starlets can’t fake.

          (Though, were I to lodge one complaint about the film, it’s that many potential storylines for the pic’s excellent cast of supporting characters are ignored in keeping the focus squarely on Olive. Think of how interesting it could have been [spoiler alert!] if they’d have let Amanda Bynes’ underused Bible-thumper discover the real truth about Olive by overhearing her conversations with Lisa Kudrow’s guidance counselor about her affair with Micah [Cam Gigandet]. It would have given Bynes’ Marianne the opportunity to reevaluate what Christian compassion is by seeing that Olive lost her way not by being promiscuous but in trying to help others by providing them cover in her lie. Just sayin.’)

          Stone has also smartly chosen to keep her private life private. During a recent interview with Chelsea Handler on ‘Chelsea Lately,’ the actress wouldn’t open up about who she is dating (if anyone) but did reveal what she did after attending the MTV Video Music Awards. While everyone else partied, including Handler, who “got to bed at around 3:30,” Stone went to Mel’s Drive-In in Los Angeles and had a grilled cheese sandwich with some friends and her brother, who she took as her date to the awards because it was his twentieth birthday.

          Lohan chose instead to make her private life public from the very beginning. We knew all about her relationship with actor Wilmer Valderrama and her “feud” with Hilary Duff. In the years since, we’ve had a front row seat to her string of relationships with both men and women, her failed films and, of course, her substance abuse problems and troubles with the law. She mistakenly welcomed the press into her private life in a bid to increase her fame, was never able to get them out and has suffered the consequences ever since. Once that door is opened, an actress becomes something else; she becomes a “celebrity.” There is a major difference between being a famous actress and a celebrity, and Lindsay Lohan is a case study in how the distinction between the two manifests and what exactly it does to a performer’s career.

          Stone appears to be traveling a different road entirely. With her fame on the rise, she’s thrown herself face first into her work — and it’s some serious A-list stuff. She’s already finished filming ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love,’ a dramedy due next year, co-starring Steve Carrell, Ryan Gosling, Julianne Moore, Kevin Bacon and Marissa Tomei, who between them have one Oscar, eight Oscar nominations, an Emmy, five Emmy nods and countless other acting prizes. Not a bad crew to pick up pointers from, eh?

          She’s currently in production on two features, a buzzed-about romance and an adaptation of a bestselling novel. ‘Friends with Benefits,’ co-starring Justin Timberlake (who is getting Oscar buzz for his turn in ‘The Social Network’) and Mila Kunis, reunites Stone with her ‘Easy A’ director Will Gluck, and is being primed as the rom-com to beat next summer. She’s also taking her first real stab at drama with ‘The Help,’ an adaptation of Kathryn Stockett’s beloved novel about the interconnected lives of a young college graduate and two African American women in Civil Rights-era Mississippi and the racial lines that divide them.

          Two other very big roles are also on Stone’s radar. She’s reportedly being considered for a major part in Marc Webb’s (‘500 Days of Summer’) upcoming ‘Spider-Man’ reboot, though it is unclear if she’d be taking over the role of Mary Jane Watson from Kirsten Dunst, or if she’d be playing one of the two other lovely ladies who occupy Spidey’s comic universe: Gwen Stacy and Betty Brant. Stone may also reunite with ‘Superbad’ co-star Jonah Hill in the big-screen version of ’21 Jump Street,’ about a police unit that sends officers undercover into a high school as students.

          In a matter of just a few short years, Stone has compiled a list of credits most actresses would kill for. And it is more than worth noting that she’s done it all without a single salacious headline. She seems to be taking her cues more from the Rachel McAdams School of Keeping it Classy than the Lohan Academy of Any Publicity is Good Publicity.

          And that’s awesome. Because as a writer/editor here at PopEater (and a longtime film nerd/wannabe screenwriter), I’ve read one too many sad stories about fallen actresses and fame-obsessed reality stars.

          So you can only imagine how refreshing it was to walk out of ‘Easy A’ thinking, “Man, she’s got a real shot at something big. Whatever ‘it’ is, Emma Stone has it in spades.” And I recall thinking the same thing about Lohan at one time too. I remember hearing Robert Altman, one of the greatest filmmakers ever and Lohan’s director in ‘A Prairie Home Companion,’ praise her talent. It’s why I’ve stayed on her side for so long, despite the havoc she’s wreaked on her career. I can only hope she gets herself under control and realizes the promise the late director saw in her.

          That’s why I’m on my soapbox now to praise the rise of Emma Stone. With the list of projects she has lined up, her clear-headed approach to stardom and her desire to keep her personal life private, she clearly has her eyes on the prize. As long as she continues to keep the company she has been — that is, on location with award-winning actors and not the Hollywood party scene with disposable fame-seekers — she’ll be just fine. Better than fine, actually; I think she might just be the next big thing. There’s no question we’re a culture that celebrates fame above all things, that we can’t really tell it apart from infamy, and that it has destroyed more than one promising talent. So let’s maybe give this 21-year-old beauty exactly what she deserves: The respect she’s earned and the privacy she has requested.


    • Stop Trying to Save Lindsay Lohan:

      Why do we keep trying to save the career of Lindsay Lohan? In “Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan In Your Movie,” New York Times Magazine reporter Stephen Rodrick presents an epic account of the making of the low-budget film noir The Canyons. The film is a collaboration of Hollywood has-beens struggling to get back in the game. It’s penned by 1980s It-novelist Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Taxi Driver writer Paul Schrader, and starring Lohan, the lapsed child actress coasting by on prurient interest in her court appearances and sincere appeals to her star “potential.” Lohan still has the talent to make it as an actress, the theory goes, if only she could get it together enough to hit her mark.

      But logistics are a challenge for Lohan, and much of The Canyons’ production, as detailed by Rodrick, is spent discerning her whereabouts. Lohan fails to appear on set, blaming a sleeping pill consumed at 3 a.m. Lohan is so hungover after the interference of a hard-partying Lady Gaga that she summons her personal doctor to administer an excuse to leave (“inner ear infection”). Lohan shows up, but only under the threat of being replaced by an unnamed Parisian actress. Lohan recruits a posse of assistants to help her escape her handlers. Lohan locks herself into a closet and screams objections to her porn star co-star, James Deen. Lohan drunk-drives away into the night.

      Still, Schrader believes that he can coax a winning performance out of Lohan if only he could catch her at the right moment. “We don’t have to save her,” he says at one point. “We just have to get her through three weeks in July.” Rodrick himself, in a break from documenting the actress’s many professional failures, tells Lohan that he believes she still has a “gift” and that “it shouldn’t be squandered.”

      This is the myth of Lindsay Lohan—that she is gifted with a special talent that is hers to employ if she so chooses. Sure, a child actor—Lohan debuted in Disney’s remake of The Parent Trap at age 11—can get by being talented and cute. A teen actress—Lohan broke out in Tina Fey’s Mean Girls at age 17—can survive being talented and pretty. (And was she really so great in that movie?) But a 26-year-old actress can’t just show up and dispense her “gifts.” Performing is a skill, and Lohan does not exercise it.

      While her more successful peers have been busy working hard at their craft, Lohan has spent the better part of the last decade starring in paparazzi accounts of her own misbehavior. At first, we were captivated by this downfall—good girl gone bad! But now we are tired of that storyline, and we’re impatient for the comeback portion of her life story to kick in. But that miraculous return would require Lohan to exit the spotlight long enough to actually put in the work of being an actress. By that point, I’m not sure anyone would remember why we cared. And even if we did still care, who is to say she’s still any good?


    • Lindsay Lohan’s career meltdown: Film-by-film:–film-by-film-171000559.html

      Too many column inches have been devoted to Lindsay Lohan’s personal meltdown over the years, and the actress’ latest arrest – reckless driving and providing false information to police, for those of you keeping track – certainly won’t stop the red-top gossip. One thing you won’t see written about LiLo is the slow, sad disintegration of her once promising career in film. Back in 2004, Lindsay was fresh-faced and funny; flash-forward to 2013, and Lohan is box-office poison. How did this happen? We chart the gradual decline in Lindsay Lohan’s film career, movie by movie, in an attempt to discover when the rot set in.

      Mean Girls (2004)
      The movie: Acerbic high school comedy, written by 30 Rock scribe Tina Fey.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 83%
      The Lohan factor: Lohan was known for being a wholesome child star in the likes of Disney’s family comedy ‘The Parent Trap’, but ‘Mean Girls’ proved she had real star quality as an adult performer. As Cady, the new girl in school who was corrupted by bitchy clique The Plastics, Lohan showed wit and enthusiasm, overshadowing even the likes of Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried in supporting roles. Still… who’s laughing now?

      Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
      The movie: Walt Disney’s final attempt to jump start the Herbie franchise.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 42%
      The Lohan factor: By now a mature young woman, Disney knew they had a firecracker on their hands, even going so far as digitally reducing Lindsay’s bust-size in certain shots. Off-screen, Lohan’s wild side was beginning to show, but a bit of energy wouldn’t have gone amiss on screen: ‘Fully Loaded’ was pretty mind-numbing stuff for the over-11s. Still, as far as Lohan’s contribution goes, it was solid fare – bright, cheerful and sparky.

      A Prairie Home Companion (2006)
      The movie: Robert Altman’s final film; an ensemble piece about the last performance of a popular public radio show.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 81%
      The Lohan factor: Lindsay only snagged a small role as suicidal singer Yolanda, but arriving on set must have been a dream come true. Not only was Lohan playing Meryl Streep’s daughter on screen – which we can confidently say will never happen again – but the young actress shared the spotlight with the likes of Tommy Lee Jones and Woody Harrelson too. The film itself was somewhat overshadowed when Altman died in November 2006, but Lohan made an impression, proving she still had the singing voice that made her a teenage pop star.

      Bobby (2006)
      The movie: Emilio Estevez’s ensemble drama set on the night Senator Robert Kennedy was assassinated.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 46%
      The Lohan factor: One name among 18 on the movie’s poster, no one went to see ‘Bobby’ for Lohan’s performance given that Anthony Hopkins, Helen Hunt and William H Macy were also among the assembled talent. However, Lindsay did manage to turn some heads in her small role opposite Sharon Stone and screen lover Elijah Wood. As part of the ensemble cast, Lohan was nominated for a Screen Actor’s Guild award, but if we’re being honest, our Linds wasn’t doing much of the heavy lifting.

      Just My Luck (2006)
      The movie: Screwball teen comedy, in which a lucky girl trades her good fortune with an unlucky band promoter following a cursed kiss.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 13%
      The Lohan factor: As a kid, Lohan could churn out this sort of high concept comedy in her sleep – hell, she even played twins in ‘The Parent Trap’. As an adult, however, Lohan looks disinterested, perhaps distracted at ‘Just My Luck’s baffling attempts to sell UK boy band McFly to the States. Co-lead Chris Pine ended up the lucky one later on in his career with ‘Star Trek’ in the stars, but Lohan must have felt cursed: critics slated her performance and called the movie “uneven”, “bland” and “drab”. But worse was yet to come…

      Chapter 27 (2007)
      The movie: Destined to be remembered as ‘The John Lennon movie with fat Jared Leto’.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 18%
      The Lohan factor: Another small role, Lohan’s contribution to this biopic of John Lennon’s assassin Mark David Chapman was dwarfed by Jared Leto, figuratively and literally. Leto gained 67 lbs by drinking pints of microwaved ice cream and soy sauce to play the role of John Lennon’s obese killer, while Lohan made significantly less of an impression as conveniently-named Beatles groupie Jude. Inevitably, Leto received all the media attention – both positive and negative – perhaps leaving Lindsay wondering how much melted ice-cream she’d have to eat in order to get a good review.

      Georgia Rule (2007)
      The movie: Ill-advised family comedy, starring Lohan, Felicity Huffman and Jane Fonda as three generations of damaged women.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 17%
      The Lohan factor: Does a Teen Choice Award nomination count for nothing any more? That was just about the only positive Lohan could have taken from ‘Georgia Rule’: the comedy was slammed by reviewers – one labelled it “a sitcom about sexual abuse” – and it was voted among the worst movies of the year. Worse, Lohan’s off-screen antics were beginning to affect her work. Following her hospitalization for ‘exhaustion’, studio executive James G Robinson made public a letter to Lohan, in which he claimed: “We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called ‘exhaustion’.” The word around Hollywood was that the actress was now uninsurable.

      I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
      The movie: Psychological horror about a serial killer that featured more unintentional laughs than it did scares.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 9%
      The Lohan factor: The ‘black swan’ of ‘The Parent Trap’, this trashy thriller saw Lohan play twins once more, except this time, one of them was a stripper. A cast-iron flop, ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ made history; it ‘won’ eight Razzies, including Worst Picture, while Lindsay Lohan was named Worst Actress twice for her dual roles. A bottom-of-the-barrel script didn’t help matters (“Do I look like I’m in a f***ing coma?” screamed Lohan) but this was the nadir of Lindsay’s film career as a leading actress; an abomination that would prove impossible to bounce back from.

      Labor Pains (2009, TV)
      The movie: Laugh-free comedy about a woman who invents a fake baby to get ahead in business.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: N/A
      The Lohan factor: By now, Lohan’s personal life had spun out of control: barely a day went by without her involvement in another drink and drugs scandal. After serving time in jail for cocaine use – 84 minutes, to be precise – Lindsay was just grateful for work, hence her appearance in this utterly unremarkable comedy that ended up going straight to DVD. Lohan’s character pretended to be pregnant to avoid getting fired from her job, but the role drew unwelcome parallels with her personal life; many thought Lindsay was pretending to be sober to stay in employment.

      Machete (2010)
      The movie: Purposely trashy retro throwback, starring Danny Trejo as the deadliest blade in all of Mexico.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: 72%
      The Lohan factor: Unable to find work as a legitimate actress, Lohan’s only currency in 2010 was camp value. Though technically she was on the same bill as Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba, Lohan’s tiny cameo role – as a drugged, naked girl who later dons a nun’s habit – was nothing to write home about. Appearing nude (with only her long hair covering her breasts) seemed like desperation on Lohan’s part; a plea to remain in the spotlight for a short while longer. It worked – screen-caps of Lohan in a state of undress promptly flooded the internet.

      Liz & Dick (2012, TV)
      The movie: Made-for-TV biopic, starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor. Seriously.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: N/A
      The Lohan factor: Considered by many to be Lohan’s last chance at a serious acting gig, ‘Liz & Dick’ was inevitably ridiculed by critics, who couldn’t help but comment on the chasm in talent between the character of Liz Taylor, an icon of cinema, and the actress playing her. Woefully under-qualified to embody such a larger-than-life legend, Lohan’s take on Liz Taylor basically consisted of her sighing theatrically, swigging from bottles and throwing glasses at walls while wearing a series of fetching hats. Fittingly, Lohan’s film career appeared to have finally shattered just like one of Taylor’s crystal tumblers.

      The Canyons (2013)
      The movie: Kickstarter-funded noir thriller, penned by ‘American Psycho’ author Bret Easton Ellis and directed by ‘Taxi Driver’ writer Paul Schrader.
      Rotten Tomatoes rating: N/A
      The Lohan factor: A true independent movie, Lohan’s latest movie was funded partially by fans but boasts – on paper, at least – a genuinely exciting writer/director team. However, despite protestations to the contrary, Hurricane Lohan disrupting filming once again; a New York Times on-set report alleged that Lindsay was fired mid-shoot, begged for her job back while crying for 90 minutes in a hotel corridor, drank heavily before filming her sex scene and partied with Lady Gaga the night before being signed off sick. The movie struggled to find distribution and was refused entry to Sundance, with Ellis calling his own movie “languorous… it seems like it’s three hours long.” There’s always ‘Scary Movie 5’…


      • 10 Romantic Lead Characters Who Were Actually Major Douches:

        8. Ashley – Just My Luck

        It both shocks and offends me that I am meant to care about the plight of Lindsay Lohan’s character in this film. She experiences a lifetime of everything going right for her, and I’m supposed to feel bad when all of a sudden she has to live life like a normal person? You know, not winning contests she doesn’t enter and getting promoted just for showing up?

        When she loses her luck, she’s so sickeningly naive I can’t even handle it. What really happens to her that is a result of bad luck and not her own stupidity? She loses her job because she set her boss up with a male prostitute and got her arrested at a huge event. She gets rained on because she doesn’t think to carry an umbrella. She’s basically an idiot, and she doesn’t deserve good luck. She’s even so selfish that when she sees Chris Pine with her former luck, doing all these awesome things for other people, she still wants to steal it back so she can have her fairy tale life.

        10 Actors Who Hit Career Derailing Box-Office Free Falls (PAJIBA)
        By Dustin Rowles | Box Office Round-Ups | July 22, 2013

        Coming off of Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan was poised to be the next leading lady of rom coms, until Herbie Fully Loaded, Just My Luck, I Know Who Killed Me,Georgia Rule, and a host of personal problems essentially killed her film career. She has, however, reinvented herself as a coked-out troublemaker. It has been surprisingly lucrative.


      • Ranking Every Lindsay Lohan Performance in Movies and TV:

        Lindsay Lohan’s new movie The Canyons opens in limited theatrical release today. Much ink has been spilled over the the production of this Kickstarter-funded movie, directed by Paul Schrader with a script by novelist Bret Easton Ellis. The New York Times wrote a long piece about it. It’s telling, how they titled the story: “Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie.”

        At this point, when you cast Lindsay Lohan in a movie, it becomes all about her. That’s what the culture fixates on. She’s a force, a once beloved star who got caught up in tough situation after tough situation, from tax problems to DUIs. Hardly anyone talks about her skills as an actress these days.

        Fortunately, her performance in The Canyons is one of her best. Let’s see how it compares to the rest as we rank every Lindsay Lohan performance in movies and TV.


      • 10 Actors Who Are Box Office Poison:

        2. Lindsay Lohan

        Notable Flops: Now, here’s where things start getting really interesting. Lohan’s long list of flops include Chapter 27 ($187.4K against roughly $5m), Georgia Rule ($24.9m against $20m), I Know Who Killed Me ($9.6m against $12m), Labour Pains (not even released in the US, grossed $1.7 in UAE, Lebanon and Russia), InAPPropriate Comedy ($228k against an undisclosed budget), and The Canyons ($43.4k against $250k).

        Even with her low-fi projects, Lohan just can’t seem to make a movie these days that turns a profit, and given her tawdry public profile, is it much of a surprise that audiences don’t really want to see her anymore? It’s a shame, as the fresh-faced youngster from Mean Girls had so much potential…

        Upcoming Projects: Nothing, nada, zip. Lohan has absolutely nothing lined up for release or shooting, so it’s safe to say that things aren’t looking good. Though there are enough jokes about her eventually resorting to porn, the fact that her last film was shot for a mere $250k suggests that this might not be too far from the truth…


    • What Really Happened To Lindsay Lohan, Part 3: The Exile:

      Yesterday afternoon, a few hours before Lifetime aired the world broadcast premiere of “Liz & Dick,” their affiliated movie network aired a censored, cable-ready edit of “I Know Who Killed Me” in a stroke of brilliance. The latter film, shot in the early months of 2007, is a seminal film for fans of Lindsay Lohan. It is, for some of us, her greatest role. It is a film that sums up all of the reasons why support and love Lindsay. It is terrible, and at times almost unwatchably bad. But in the five and a half years that came between “I Know Who Killed Me” and “Liz & Dick,” we hung on to Lindsay, carefully watched her disappear from the screen but never from our consciousness.

      It is a period I call “The Exile,” because that is precisely what it was. No one in the top tiers of Hollywood, where Lindsay was perched just a few short years before, will go near Lindsay. No one wants to be associated with her. Disney has never spoken on her behalf, despite the fact that she made them millions upon millions. She remains a fixture inside the entertainment bubble, but the world revolves around her, keeping its distance. For example, two summers ago, I had lunch with another young Hollywood ingenue with ever-changing hair. She had just bought an iPad, but she explained that she was cautious never to be photographed with it, because Lindsay had been showing hers off.

      Marilyn Monroe, the prototypical tragic ingenue fell towards doom slowly and cautiously, fulfilling the narrative of her publicly sanctioned predestination. Part of the ongoing appeal of Marilyn is that, because she got high-profile work until the bitter end, we have convinced ourselves that we can watch her films, look into her eyes, and examine her downfall. Lindsay hasn’t worked, but that doesn’t mean there has been no such engagement. Lindsay remains visible due to photographs and headlines. They get worse and worse. There is an extraordinary Youtube video that you might have seen: It shows the timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s face from infancy until this past summer. At a certain point, perhaps a few years ago, she begins aging rapidly in unflattering pictures. And her legal troubles have similarly become worse. First there was the initial DUI and the second DUI on her suspended license. She gets probation and violates it and goes to jail, steals a bracelet, gets sentenced to prison, and violates probation again. It’s all too perfect: A downward spiral that has wound itself so low that its details become meaningless. The only thing that matters anymore is its perpetual motion south.

      That’s why yesterday’s broadcasts of “I Know Who Killed Me” and “Liz & Dick” are so important. They are the beginning and end of a chapter in her life: The symbolic bookends of The Exile.

      The Exile begins with the infamous letter from James G. Robinson, the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, to the press. The shoot of “Georgia Rule,” Lindsay’s debut as an A-List dramatic actress, was so catastrophic that public humiliation become the production’s last resort. Unless the film became a blockbuster success, Lindsay would never be insurable again because of this letter.

      “Georgia Rule” is bad film, based on an inept script about troubled women written by a man. The tri-generational story focuses on Rachel, an 18-year-old who was sexually abused by her father. The characterization is inconsistent, vague, and unrefined, as is the whole of the film. It tries to walk that dangerous fine line between familial tragedy and hearty comedy, and it fails in a big way. One would think a film about troubled women, played by interesting actors, might be weak but never boring. “Georgia Rule” is so tasteless and ludicrous that it gets exhausting before the first hour is up. The Lohan performance that ends up in the film is eerie, to say the least. She throws herself wholly into the project, reciting her foolish “serious” dialogue sincerely and adding a touch too much gravitas to her jokes, refusing to let them land. By no stretch of the imagination is it her fault that the film doesn’t work, but she became the scapegoat because of her behavior. Hollywood slammed the door on her heels on her way out.

      After production wrapped, Lindsay spent a few months trying to get another Hollywood role together, but nothing worked out. Instead, she went to parties. Some were industry parties where she would be safe from cameras, but more often, she went out to civilian nightclubs, hanging out with DJs and fashion industry hanger-ons. She managed to get a number of notable independent productions that would be difficult, but would have saved her reputation as an actress. Lindsay was announced for the lead roles in film adaptations of Oscar Wilde’s “A Woman of No Importance” and Tennessee Williams’ “The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond,” as well as the romance “Speechless,” opposite Adrien Brody. The films were all scheduled to shoot in 2007, but none ever came together for Lindsay.

      In January 2007, right in the middle of making “I Know Who Killed Me,” Lindsay checked into rehab for the first time. It wasn’t much of a rehabilitation, though; Lindsay spent the day on set, shooting for 13 hours, and then went back to Promises. It would be her last time on a film set for two years.

      “I Know Who Killed Me” is the definitive Lindsay Lohan film. Nothing else even comes close. A close reading of the film will tell you everything you need to know about her public image. In many ways, “I Know Who Killed Me” is, in many ways, a remake of “The Parent Trap” in which Lindsay must play two roles. This time, her two characters depict the Lindsay Lohan before-and-after. Aubrey is the apple of her parents’ eye and a talented young writer bound for Yale. Dakota is a night owl who works at a strip-club, has a foul attitude and seeks trouble. It has a preposterous twist ending that can only be described as “The Parent Trap” by way of “Sisters”-meets-“Hostel.” However, this is the best film to watch if you want to find out if Lindsay is actually a capable actress, able to elevate bad material and earn a viewer’s sympathies. The truth is that she can: Not everybody could make an amputee sex scene as convincing as Lindsay does. Perhaps because she shot the film during rehab, she is clearly working hard, committing herself blindly and coming through completely unscathed.

      The bad news for Lindsay was that nobody saw “I Know Who Killed Me.” The film was released three days after Lindsay’s second DUI of 2007, and her favorability was at a major low. The Lindsay Lohan punch lines started up, and the film was laughed off with its inevitable bad reviews. The bad thing for Lindsay is that she could no longer make a film that wasn’t a Lindsay Lohan film. Her vehicles paid off and made her a star, and from there on out, she would always be the most famous actor in any film she would make. But Lindsay couldn’t even carry a low-budget horror B-movie past breaking even. She was unemployable.

      The next five years were a whirlwind of court dates, disastrous red carpets, and depressing, desperate-for-attention photoshoots with Terry Richardson. Her DUI’s and rehab stints made her unemployable, so all of her upcoming films were cancelled. When she could find work, it was only for a few days at a time, and they were thankless roles a movie star would never consider: A topless vixen in a Robert Rodriguez grindhouse film, a few episodes on “Ugly Betty,” and a made-for-TV family comedy were all she could muster. Not making any money from films, Lindsay’s millions started to dwindle after taxes and lawyer fees, and she started having to sell interviews to tabloid outlets and tipping off photographers.

      Suddenly, in 2012, a year in which Samantha Ronson is old news and “Mean Girls” is still a staple of the American diet, things started working out. She was let off the hook by the courts with a relaxed probation, hosted an episode of SNL, and successfully fought for the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime biopic. She shot the film over the summer, becoming the most insured actress ever to walk onto a soundstage. The production was interrupted by a car accident, and Lindsay told police it wasn’t her fault because she wasn’t behind the wheel.

      Critics took their knives out and pounced. The entire film was a debacle. It was cheap-looking and shoddy, full of careless anachronisms, excruciating dialogue, and deliberately meta moments when Liz cries into her morning newspaper. For the first time, Lindsay embarrasses herself as an actress. She is not merely out of practice. She is so unwatchable, the film doesn’t even have camp value. Perhaps it is jarring to see Lindsay Lohan playing Liz Taylor, for obvious reasons, but Lindsay just doesn’t work hard enough, and the whole world watched the hyped-up post-ironic Happening for the sake of schadenfreude.

      But I am optimistic. What does last night’s broadcast remind you of? It reminds me of Britney Spears’ 2007 VMA performance. In “Liz & Dick,” Lindsay hit rock bottom for the whole world to see. The downward spiral finally stopped sinking for two hours, and it just stayed stagnant as Elizabeth Taylor’s rolled in her catacomb. Lindsay will likely be back in jail in the next week once her probation is revoked over that car accident. She could be there for a year, maybe a few months if she’s lucky. Maybe she’ll take the time to figure it all out. Perhaps she’ll leave the business for good. More than ever before, it’s up to her. The Exile has ended and a new chapter begins.

      Incidentally, the next film we’ll see her in is “The Canyons,” in which she plays a woman named Tara. Yes, Tara. As in: Tomorrow is another day.


    • Amanda Seyfried: The biggest ‘Mean Girls’ star?

      “God Karen you’re so stupid!” high school tyrant Regina George exclaimed to her daft minion when she stupidly suggested that they go to Taco Bell. (She was just trying to cheer her up!) Sure, Karen wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box — she was confused by genealogy and thought that ESPN was a fifth sense — but Amanda Seyfried, who portrayed her in the film, may be the smartest of all her Plastics counterparts. Or just the luckiest.
      Six years after the release of Mean Girls, the film stands as a cult favorite. It’s a quotable landmine and a genuinely accurate depiction of the wild animal kingdom that is the high school girl-world. While its themes and funny one-liners remain timeless, the players who brought them to life, and their careers, couldn’t look more different now. In 2004, Lindsay Lohan was poised for Hollywood domination. The not-even 18-year-old was already a bankable Disney star, and was eying edgier, more mature roles (thanks to those pubescent changes). Next to her three co-stars, she was the one we thought was poised for super-stardom.

      But things change. Today, Lohan remains engraved in our pop culture consciousness, thanks to endless tabloid fodder, but as an actress, her resume looks a little thin. (Anyone want to admit to seeing I Know Who Killed Me?…anyone? Bueller?) Party of Five‘s Lacey Chabert, the second “biggest name” on the Mean Girls bill at the time, has done mostly voice work since the film, with the exception of a role in Matthew McConaughey’s forgettable Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Of course, Rachel McAdams has hardly disappeared (thanks in part to TBS and ABC Family for their constant looping of The Wedding Crashers and The Notebook), and is perceived as an actress with longevity, but in 2010, Amanda Seyfried is arguably the biggest success story to come out of the Tina Fey-scripted film. Her third film this year, Letters to Juliet, hits theaters tomorrow, positioning her to become a romantic film staple. And since Mean Girls, she’s shown she can handle sappy tear-jerkers (Dear John), darker indies (Chloe), and campy high-profile musicals (Mamma Mia!), all while pulling her own weight alongside more seasoned actors (Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, and Colin Firth).
      For Seyfried, the journey was slow but steady. She did a few guest spots on popular television shows (Law & Order, House, Veronica Mars, CSI), followed by a series of smart, yet risky, choices: Big Love and Mamma Mia! ultimately paid off. Mamma Mia was the fifth biggest film of 2008, and Big Love has raked in critical acclaim over the course of its four seasons (season five premieres next year). On deck for Seyfried: Albert Nobbs, with Glenn Close, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and Orlando Bloom, and The Girl with the Red Riding Hood with Gary Oldman and Julie Christie. Not bad for the girl whose breasts can tell when it’s already raining.

      But could you tell Seyfried would be a contender for Hollywood Queen Bee simply from her vastly underrated performance in Mean Girls? Her role consisted of mostly blank stares and a few aptly timed silly comments, but maybe that was the brilliance of it. In a way, Karen Smith is to Mean Girls what cheerleader Brittany is to Glee: A blonde scene-stealer with an incredible knack for deadpan.

      Did anyone expect Seyfried’s career to explode and Lohan’s to self-destruct? Should we chalk it up to talent, project choices, personalities, or merely luck? Should Lohan do a Nicholas Sparks film to get back on track. (It certainly couldn’t hurt.) And do you, like me, find yourself randomly quoting Mean Girls throughout the day? Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work!


      • There’s no doubt Seyfried went on to the greatest success. And no, never saw it coming. Who did? I was really expecting big things from all the girls in the cast.


        • Do We Need to Stage a Career Intervention For Rachel McAdams?


        • Rachel McAdams 2012:

          I briefly mentioned this the other day in the article about Emma Stone – click here if you missed it. Duana and I have discussed this a few times lately: Emma Stone is what Rachel McAdams was from 2004-2007. The Wall Street Journal had a lengthy piece on how Rachel was the most sought-after, the most talked-about, the most promising actress. And then… it just kinda… fizzled. She’s not Lindsay Lohan or anything. They just… they let the momentum slip away.

          Poor choices, or poor management? A combination of both?

          It’s so disappointing. Because Rachel McAdams has that rare thing – women love her (don’t you love her?? I love her so much) and she’s not SJP, men are attracted to her, in that way Steve Carell described in Crazy, Stupid, Love: she’s so sexy and cute at the same. Also, she can act.

          I don’t know what happened.

          Morning Glory was… kind of a mess. And she was terrible in Sherlock Holmes 1. I couldn’t enjoy her either in Midnight In Paris, a film that’s on my Top 5 of 2011. She was the only weak link for me. Rachel? Yes, Rachel. Rachel who is one of my favorites.

          This must change.

          Will it be better this time for Sherlock 2? Here she is at the premiere last night. She apparently only has a cameo. Will it improve in The Vow? Oh la. I mean I know that a LOT of you will be seeing The Vow and crying, like Sasha, so it’s clear what The Vow will do for you. But what will The Vow do for her?

          What will it do for her that The Notebook didn’t? (Gulp) Isn’t it like pressing reset?

          Perhaps then the best hope is the Terrence Malick movie she shot earlier this year. The problem with a Malick movie is that he takes forever to put it out. Tree of Life was 5 years. She needs to start closing some other projects. Some interesting projects. Projects that remind everyone why she was the best part of The Family Stone which Duana reminded me of recently. She was GREAT in The Family Stone. God I want her to be great again.


        • What Happened to Rachel McAdams and Does Buzzfeed Suck?

          In this episode of The Popcast, Knox and Jamie discuss the career arc of Rachel McAdams. Also, they debate the merit of Buzzfeed and its contribution to culture as well as offer their own Buzzfeedy lists in honor of the internet giant.


        • What happened to Rachel McAdams?

          Rachel McAdams is a great actress but she’s been in quite a few so-so movies, or miscast in certain roles. Consider these movies: The Vow, The Time Travelers Wife, Morning Glory – three movies that easily fall into so-so or mediocre romantic movies (2 terrible romantic dramas, and a mediocre rom-com). Even Midnight in Paris – she did a good part as kind of a shrew, but I think its the weakest character in the movie. Family stone = good performance in a so-so movie. (BTW, you mentioned The Notebook – that’s the kind of movie that gets you Teen Choice Awards – it isn’t taken seriously by most people – not to say its a horrible movie – but its nothing spectacular).

          Ironically look at all the other actresses you mentioned – Sandra Bullock – other than Blind Side, most of her movies have been disappointing; Reese Witherspoon – what was her last good performance since Walk the Line? Natalie Portman – for every Black Swan a lot of crap; Julia Roberts – continues to chose the wrong movies (she’s fallen into the same trap Tom Hanks has). The exception is Cotillard, who has an uncanny knack for choosing the right role in the right movie.

          Impossible to tell if the time off she took really hurt her: she did pass Devil Wears Prada, Mission Impossible, Get Smart and Casino Royale, but I’m not sure what effect it had on her career. (I do think Anne Hathaway was a better choice in Prada, but no one noticed Get Smart).

          About the Oscars – what role has she done that was deserving of an Oscar? The best work she has done was in a little seen movie called The Lucky Ones. It’s not her talent – its not getting offered an Oscar-worthy role. (Avoiding movies like About Time, which is a romantic time-travel comedy, would help). I’m sure that was one of the reasons why she quit making movies for two years – hoping for better scripts.


    • 8 Celeb Faces Destroyed By Drugs:

      Lindsay Lohan

      The once fresh-faced teen star of “Mean Girls” was a role model for healthy body image and positivity. After an early start in acting, it was believed she had avoided the child star curse. Until about 2007, when a string of DUI and drug busts brought her under fierce criticism. Her downward spiral has been pretty much constant since then despite a string of rehab stints. Her thin and haggard appearance combined with an often bloated face points to a large amount of cocaine use.


    • Chelsea Lately:

      I hate Lindsay and her jokes about keeping the tabloid industry afloat with her exploits annoyed me. She looks 50 yrs old and the clip from the Canyons was so bad I thought it was parody. I’m willing to allow her a comeback if she would just GO AWAY for a while. She just got out of rehab, what, a week ago? Sadly, all of her roles since 2005 have shown that her talent in “Mean Girls” was mainly from good writing, good ensemble and youthful energy, not because she is some amazing actress.


    • I do agree that it is becoming more and more evident that Lindsay “had her shot”. I mean, it’s has almost been 10 years since “Mean Girls” came out. It’s extremely sad (when you think about it) that a movie that Lindsay made as a teenager is still considered her “peak” (and not a “launching point”). Hiring Lindsay for anything now just reeks of blatant exploitation (she has become a sad caricature of herself I’m afraid). And it really isn’t like Lindsay has the “talent” (like say Robert Downey, Jr.) or the otherwise, cute likability factor (like say Drew Barrymore) to make people truly want to root (I’m not necessarily saying that I or anybody else isn’t hoping for Lindsay to turn her life around for the better, it’s just that I’ve giving up a lot of hope at this point) for her to succeed in conquering her demons. Lindsay Lohan just strikes me as somebody who mostly lives in denial (and wants to blame others outside of course, her parents, like the media) of her problems. And now, I’ve gotten wind that Lindsay’s scumbag, low-life, fame whoring parents are going to appear together on a new syndicated talk show called “The Test”.

      That Elizabeth Taylor TV movie was arguably Lindsay’s last really good shot at proving to people that she can still be taking seriously as an “adult” actress, and she blew it. If Lindsay continued to truly be dedicated to improving and honing her “craft”, and not be more interested in being a spoiled “celebrity”, then maybe she would’ve had a much better, respectable career. It’s very obvious that Lindsay doesn’t have a whole lot if discipline (especially after she broke ties w/ Disney following “Herbie: Fully Loaded”) And Lindsay really needs to stop accepting roles (in fairness, it’s not like she can pick and chose what she wants at this point since she has burned a whole lot of bridges) that pretty much reinforces her tawdry, “bad girl” public image (even if their “self-deprecation” stuff like “Scary Movie V”). It doesn’t help of course, that Lindsay looks horrible now (it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that the general public and Hollywood tend to be more forgiven for a way leading men look to the way leading ladies look) because of her unhealthy life-style combined w/ some unwarranted cosmetic procedures (e.g. lip injections) .


    • Lindsay Lohan: Jennifer Lawrence Fs for Roles:

      Lindsay Lohan has just been dropping bombs for the past weeks. With her own docu-series coming to a halt, the troubled actress has made it a point to drop rather nonchalantly explosive revelations about her never ending personal struggles. The “Mean Girls” star emerged sad and weak after her “sex list” surfaced for everyone to see.

      During an interview on her own documentary, the troubled actress said that the sex list was “not only humiliating but was also just mean.” Now, Lindsay Lohan is back for more controversies as the latest publicity act of the actress includes dissing none other than America’s sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence.

      During an interview with Kode Magazine, which the “Herbie” actress is also cover girl, the 27-year old did not fail to generate public drama when she accused American Sweetheart of derogatory terms. The article says:

      “…She saunters off into the opposite side of the room as the conversation then moves to America’s current sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence. Her feeling towards her infamous stumble at the ceremony’s red carpet is pretty evident. “She’s so fake and I’m sorry I’m not going to f*ck for roles.”

      It is clear from the article that Lindsay Lohan accused the “Hunger Games” star of sleeping around to snag popular roles in movies. While such statements might have been said out of angst or envy, the likelihood of Jennifer Lawrence sleeping around is just slim. For one, the American sweetheart has a stable relationship with “Warm Bodies” actor Nicolas Hoult. Secondly, the 23-year old actress has already won an Oscar for her well-received portrayal of a mentally unstable girl in “Silver Linings Playbook.”

      Is Lindsay Lohan trying to drag in Jennifer Lawrence’s name to generate publicity for herself?

      It could be the case that Lohan is trying to drag in one of America’s most popular faces into controversy to generate publicity for herself. After all, the former child star has been dropping bombs all over the media to possibly up the ante for her low-rating docu-series. Looks like Lindsay is succeeding in generating publicity for herself albeit at a negative kind of fame.


  11. Was The Lindsay Lohan “My Scene” Doll Responsible For Her Downfall?

    It’s entirely possible that this creepy Lindsay Lohan fashion doll was the gateway product for LiLo’s downward spiral.


  12. Hollywood Career Killers: 15 Movies That Helped Do Away With Major Tinseltown Players:

    Eager to break her teen icon status, Lindsay Lohan starred in I Know Who Killed Me in 2007. The psychological thriller cast Lohan in dual roles as a pair of twins (one a mild-mannered pianist, the other a troubled stripper), both of whom are being hunted by a serial killer. The film was stylish, but not particularly coherent. What would have traditionally been written off as a bad horror film was in turn flayed by critics eager to jump on the Lohan hate train (which had begun roaring out of the tabloid station thanks to her rising legal/substance abuse problem). I Know Who Killed Me swept the Razzies later that year, as seen in the ceremony pic above (Lohan was not on hand to accept her award for “Worst Onscreen Duo”). The actress has not starred in a theatrical feature since the film tanked.


    • 10 Squeaky-Clean Actresses Who Went Bad For Movie Roles:

      5. Lindsay Lohan – I Know Who Killed Me

      It’s impossible to track Lindsay Lohan’s image at any given time: one minute she’s in jail trying to tackle a drug addiction, and the next she’s attempting to re-establish herself as a legitimate film star. It’s proven itself to be an exhausting process, and one that the media have documented in an incredibly bizarre amount of detail over the course of many years. Still, looking back at Lohan’s early career, it’s a shame to see how things have progressed in recent times.

      Lindsay’s transformation from wholesome kid actor into certified sex symbol came in gradual stages. Her starring turn in Mean Girls confirmed her sex appeal, though it wasn’t until I Know Who Killed Me that Lohan decided that she wanted to make the full-on leap from Disney starlet to “actress who takes her clothes off.” The film was terrible, of course, and the most notable thing about it is the fact that Lohan spends much of it swinging around a pole. Given the state of her private life at the time, though, it’s hard to find it all that sexy.



      ‘I Know Who Killed Me,’ Lindsay Lohan

      It’s debatable whether her reputation as a bad girl or her poor movies ultimately doomed Lindsay Lohan’s career, but the psychological horror flick ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ certainly didn’t help. At one point after its release in 2007, the movie held the record for the most Razzie wins in a single year, beating out ‘Showgirls’ and John Travolta’s sci-fi stinker ‘Battlefield Earth.’ Now that’s saying something.


      • 10 Lamest Excuses For A Movie Failing:

        8. Lindsay Lohan’s Legal Issues Preventing Her From Doing Publicity – I Know Who Killed Me

        The Failure: A borderline-incomprehensible thriller starring Lindsay Lohan that grossed $9.7 million against a $12 million budget, and scored a mere 6% on Rotten Tomatoes, while also scooping 9 Razzie nominations, winning 8 including Worst Actress for Lohan, Worst Director and Worst Picture, rather deservedly.

        The Excuse: PRs associated with the film claimed that Lohan being arrested caused the film to tank financially, because she therefore wasn’t available to do press for the film.

        The Truth: Speaking as a film critic, we are not fickle enough to loathe a film because the actors won’t and/or can’t do publicity; the fact that you’ll struggle to find a single human being who can watch the film without bleeding from their eyes is a sure testament to this. Plus, do many people really care what Lohan has to say to the press?


  13. Well I’m not much of an LL fan, and the only movie I’ve seen on purpose with her in it is Machete. Gottta say, she has a pretty hot bod in spite of all her problems. Of course one can’t help but know what’s going on with her because it’s all over the news…and I’m not just talking about the celeb news rags either. They cover her on the evening news as well which is kind of sad when you think about it. Not for her; for the state of local news! Anyway I did catch her stint on SNL last season and was not remotely impressed. She was obviously reading from cue cards during her skits, and the attempts at self deprecation didn’t work either. Just kind of a sad and pathetic story if you ask me. Lousy parents and illegal substances gets ’em every time!


    • Lohan made a better SNL host in the past. The Harry Potter sketch where she plays Hermione is a classic. After a summer away, Hermione has blossomed into a buxom Lohan who is completely unaware that all of the students are obsessed with her new figure. Sadly, I think most of the hosts and even some of the cast read from cue cards these days. I haven’t watched SNL on a regular basis since I don’t know when.


  14. You made me curious about “Mean Girls” and I have to say it’s pretty good, I’ve been surprised. I still think “Heathers” is better being much more politically uncorrect, and in some way more “realistic” (in the sense tha the end of “Heathers” seems to say that there’s no way to defeat the “monster” and that “Heaters-type girls almost never change) but “Mean Girls” has been a funny trip back to high school. Far more clever and funny than the average high school comedy.


    • Heathers is more ambitious than Mean Girls. Mean Girls for all intents and purposes could have been just another high school comedy. But Fey’s script elevates it. It’s still pretty by the numbers, but like you say it’s much more clever than you would expect. I’m glad you enjoyed it.


      • 11 Movies That Were Far Better Than They Had Any Right To Be:

        5. Mean Girls (2007)

        Why It Had No Right To Be Any Good: It Sounded So Easy To Screw Up

        It feels impossible to imagine a time where Lindsay Lohan’s name could be associated with a product of genuine quality, but Mean Girls is only a decade old, which seems like a relatively short period given how many crimes the troubled actress has managed to squeeze in since. So here’s a movie that probably shouldn’t have been any good at all, given the premise and title alone, but somehow made it through to the end with its dignity in tact.

        That mainly happened because Disney were smart enough to put Tina Fey on script duties, and to allow the movie room to breathe so that it didn’t feel like we were watching a manufactured, Disney-esque high school. From the marketing material alone (and even the trailer, to be honest) we all were probably expecting a tame and forgettable teen romp, and yet Mean Girls is none of those things: it’s very arguably a classic of the sub-genre.


    • Top 10 ‘Back To School’ Movie Classics:

      5. Mean Girls (2004)

      Mean Girls, a hilarious comedy about the extreme rules of high school. Witty, outrageous, and yet surprisingly subtle at moments, Mean Girls is infamous among teenagers. There are numerous quotes that my housemates and I abuse each other with, like “boo, you whore!”, “I want my pink shirt back!”, and “she doesn’t even go here!” to name a few. It’s a high school classic for the noughties generation, playing on the stereotypes we overuse in contemporary representations of teenage society. The film shows the jocks, the ‘plastics’, the freaks, the Asian nerds, the cool Asians, the girls who eat their feelings, etc. – every clique you could name, Tina Fey (the writer) pokes fun at the hierarchy of high school by every group adhering to their stereotype profusely. The best example is in facts ‘the plastics’, with their burn book cussing every girl in school and enforcing their ‘rules and regulations’ to the school landscape. Without the level headedness of the central character Cady and her journey of self-revelation, the film would be a mess. But ultimately, the film is balanced between what seems to be an exaggerated unreality, to a mature understanding of the teenage environment.


        • I had no idea this was such a popular discussion!

          I like both films a lot. But Mean Girls has a bit of a pacing problem. Clueless is perfectly fizzy. I give the nod to Clueless. But Heathers beats them both.


        • Clueless’ big confidence sells its small stakes:

          Cher’s self-assurance is key to her appeal, the quality that casts her ignorance in the forgiving light of youthful naïveté. As a group, teen girls are notoriously unconfident and invested in what others think of them, a quality that often manifests in girl-on-girl emotional violence. Compare Cher and her friends to the “Plastics” of Mean Girls, which is Clueless’ spiritual successor in some ways, but with a sharp, post-millennial antagonism in place of the earlier film’s sunny mid-’90s optimism. Cher has the occasional mean-girl moment, mostly regarding her sneering rival, Amber (Elisa Donovan)—who, let’s be honest, sort of has it coming. But for the most part, Cher is concerned with building up her peers—the ones she deigns worthy of her attention, at least—with helping them attain the same enlightened, successful space she has. She’s unfailingly supportive of her best friend Dionne (Stacey Dash), who makes questionable fashionable choices and has a volatile relationship with the saggy-pantsed Murray (Donald Faison). She throws herself into turning awkward, scared transfer student Tai (Brittany Murphy) into a confident, desirable, popular girl, even though that could make her “stock” plummet, as Dionne puts it. Sure, Cher’s motivations are rooted in no small amount of narcissism—as her ex-stepbrother/antagonist-turned-love-interest Josh (Paul Rudd) puts it, she’s “acting out on that poor girl as if she was your Barbie doll.” And her advice tends to be of the dubious self-help/ladies’-mag variety. (“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.”) But she does genuinely mean well, which is more than can be said for most of filmdom’s “popular girls.”

          It isn’t easy to satirize high-school popularity without vilifying it, as in 2004’s Mean Girls or 1988’s Heathers, which, combined with Clueless, form a sort of lopsided trifecta of popular-teen-girl-movie touchstones of the last 30 years. But Clueless’ biggest strength is the fact that it likes its popular characters, and wants viewers to as well, a lesson Heckerling took from her previous directing success with 1982’s Fast Times At Ridgemont High: “The most successful character in anything I’d ever done was Jeff Spicoli,” the director told Entertainment Weekly in a 2012 interview. “People think that’s because he was stoned and a surfer. But that’s not it. It’s because he’s positive. So I thought, ‘I’m going to write a character who’s positive and happy.’ And that was Cher.”


        • Why Are We Still So Obsessed with ‘Clueless’?

          HB: You touch on Mean Girls a little bit in the book. Would you say Mean Girls could even be a reinvention of Clueless?

          JC: I do. When I think about Mean Girls I feel like Mean Girls is a hybrid—and I’m sure someone has said this before—a hybrid of Clueless and Heathers. It has that sort of dark streak in it. Clueless, even though there’s elements of satire in it, I don’t think it’s really a mean-spirited movie at all. Mean Girls is a little bit more actively cynical than Clueless is, which is where the Heathers element comes in. I don’t know that Tina Fey was necessarily trying to reinvent Clueless when she wrote Mean Girls. There’s something about the two movies—part of it is that Paramount packages them together as a DVD sort of double feature—so maybe they’ve subliminally trained us to think of them as connected. But I do think there’s something about just the look of the movies— and there’s so much about female relationships. Although the female relationships in Clueless are far more positive than the ones in Mean Girls.


        • ‘Clueless’ v. ‘Mean Girls’: Without Tai Frasier There Would Be No Cady Heron:

          We’re all vaguely familiar with the surface similarities between Clueless and Mean Girls: an outsider is invited into the folds of the popular crowd and given an all-encompassing makeover in order to rise to the top of suburban high school hierarchy. Not without a few bumps and moral dilemmas along the way, both adaptations — of Jane Austen’s Emma and Rosalind Wiseman’s Queen Bees and Wannabees, respectively — serve as contemporary feminist film staples in discovering that having it all doesn’t necessarily equal happily ever after. Amy Heckerling’s Clueless and Mark Waters’s Mean Girls satirically and brilliantly visualize the initiation of the meek new girl, her hesitant then welcome reputation rebirth, followed by her necessary self-destruction, and finally, her eventual return to normalcy in the films’ third acts.

          Though Clueless is told through the perspective of Queen Bee Cher (Alicia Silverstone) while new kid on the block Cady (Lindsay Lohan) narrates Mean Girls and the saga of Regina George (Rachel McAdams), the latter film simply couldn’t exist without the former by way of the late Brittany Murphy‘s perennial Tai Frasier. Twenty years after her first day at Bronson Alcott High School, Tai’s fish-out-of-water Beverly Hills journey is marked by more than hair dye or fitting in, per se, and is carried on in the form of Cady, who managed to manipulate the most manipulative of the popular crowd and eventually fits in all her own — but not without casualties, and certainly not without remorse.

          Though Tai preceded Cady in pop culture lineage, one could argue that Murphy’s beloved ugly duckling was far more self-confident and self-aware of what she was getting herself into compared to her Millennial dopplegänger. Tai’s acceptance of Cher’s Beverly Hills bubble is widely mistaken for burnout naïveté — cluelessness even — and her often forgotten confrontation with our protagonist near the end of the film is overshadowed by Cher’s epic driver’s exam fail. In hopes Cher will tell her what she wants to hear, Tai opens up about her schoolgirl crush on Josh (Paul Rudd), but is taken aback by Cher’s jealousy, masked in a condescending defense:

          “Tai, do you really think you’d be good with Josh? I mean, he’s like a school nerd?”

          “What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? What, I’m not good enough for Josh or something?”

          “I just don’t think you mesh well together.”

          “You don’t think we mesh well? Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

          While the exchange comes off as immature or uncharacteristically bitchy on Tai’s part — because, duh, we love Cher! — her confronting the Queen Bee who, in the words of Regina George, “invented her or something” is a subtly marvelous feat that evened the playing field between the two as young women attempting to hold their own without entirely losing face. In this moment, Tai’s snark pushes for an exchange of respect before they can continue their friendship — a major character development that didn’t occur between Cady and Regina until the concluding seconds of Mean Girls when the two offer up a civil head nod, all things considered.

          Unlike Tai, Cady’s character evolution comes later and at a much heftier cost. Before she is able to “suck the poison out” of her life, Cady’s eye-for-an-eye approach to dethroning her own evil evil Queen Bee resulted in a near-fatal (albeit comically legendary) bus accident as well as investigations into damaging Burn Book accusations. Instead of confronting Regina head-on, Cady and her partner-in-crime, Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan), decide sabotage was the way to reap revenge, turning the playing field into a battleground and leaving little-to-no hope for mutual respect. Only at the Spring Fling does Cady finally put her ego aside and rise above peer pressure to be a Bee or a Wannabee — eventually becoming the best version of herself and in many ways, more like Tai: confident and at ease. Though, to be fair, Mean Girls wouldn’t necessarily rank among high school cult classics without all of the unforgettable sabotage against Regina George, despite killer performances and an endlessly quotable adapted script from Fey.

          Being that Cher is such an endearing protagonist and Regina a bonafide villain, it’s clear why Tai may be universally overlooked as the most developed character of Hecklerling’s film, one with just enough sass and thick skin to put Cher in her place when it necessary. Ten years later, Cady inherited the ability to rise above, sure, but her return to normalcy and ability to choose her own friend group can be attributed to her inner Tai.


    • The 10 Biggest Problems with ‘Mean Girls’:

      1. Not nearly enough Cool Mom.

      Amy Poehler steals her first scene as Regina George’s tracksuited, self-identifying “cool mom” who announces to Regina’s pals: “Happy hour’s from four to six!” When Cady asks if there’s alcohol in the drinks she’s serving, Mrs. George deadpans, “No! What kind of mother do you think I am? Because if you want a little bit, I’d rather you do it in the house.” She’s a suburban Jenna Maroney with the crazy glance of Rob Lowe’s character in “Behind the Candelabra.” But aside from basically two other quick cameos in the movie, she doesn’t get another big moment! For shame!

      1. This tired garbage can tumble.

      “Mean Girls” sometimes can’t decide whether it’s a strange black comedy or a straightforward high school satire, and that’s what makes a slapstick moment like Cady’s Looney Tunes-esque tumble into a garbage can so weird. We’re supposed to relate to her as an outsider in the movie’s mean universe, but then this nuttiness reminds us we don’t actually relate to anyone in the movie.

      1. Integers! Let’s flirt about them.

      I don’t demand that “Mean Girls” actually teach us about real math, but the unbelievable flirtation between Cady and Aaron Samuels during their math tutoring session is so shockingly bad that it deserves mention and an analysis from anyone with even a casual knowledge of basic multiplication.

      AARON (checking his work): “Well, the first time I did it, I got a zero. But then I checked it and I got one.”

      CADY: “I got one too.”

      AARON: “Yeah, you have to check it because sometimes the product of two negative integers is a positive number.”

      CADY: “Right. Like -6 and -4.”

      AARON: “That’s right. That’s good.”

      I love the “sometimes” thrown into Aaron’s line, as if maybe the producers aren’t sure whether the product of two negative numbers is always positive. And even better, I love Cady naming two negative numbers to prove his point. Math! It’s not just for smart people anymore.

      1. The animal kingdom metaphor

      We get it. Cady’s from Africa. There are animals there. I’m not sure that should mean Cady interprets every human interaction as a potential safari attack, as this imagined “watering hole” scene at the mall demonstrates.

      1. Every character in the movie is a cliche.

      Gretchen. Karen. Regina. Janis. Damian. Aaron. All the major players in “Mean Girls” are archetypes you’ve seen a million times, and though the movie is doing its best to explain things like cliques and ostracism, that probably doesn’t mean we need to see this expressed by way of a raven-haired loner girl, a slightly dim jock (who ends up getting into Northwestern somehow), and a moronic tagalong gal pal. Here’s some Regina-level shade: “Daria” did all those stereotypes better.

      1. The “buttered muffin” and “hot dog makeout” innuendos.

      Tina Fey noted in the special features of “Mean Girls” that two key lines in the film had to be rewritten in order to satisfy the MPAA’s requirements for a PG-13 rating. When a perverted pollster in the lunchroom asks Cady if her “muffin” is “buttered,” we’re supposed to notice that the question is meant to be dirty. Except as far as I know, a “buttered muffin” means nothing sexually. The original line was, “Is your cherry popped… Would you like us to assign someone to pop your cherry?” Now that is dirty. And also stupid. Later, a female student named Amber D’Allesio finds out that a rumor about her has been printed in the Burn Book (“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god, that was one time!” Naturally the actual line substituted “masturbated” for “made out,” because that makes actual sense. Small moments like this take away from the believability of a movie about high school; sometimes teens are uncouth! Sorry, moviegoing audiences!

      1. The “inspirational” dad.

      Because the movie can’t let go of its animal kingdom obsession, we suffer through a pep talk where Cady’s dad tells her, “You’re not a warthog. You’re a lion.” Ugggggh. On the DVD commentary, Fey says over that line, “This is where we lost Roeper.”

      1. The sissy joke.

      When the hallways of North Shore are filled with fighting girls during the film’s climax, we see a redhaired student calling his mother and — in a recognizably gay voice — asking, “Mom, can you pick me up? I’m scared.” The gay kid is treated like a wimp in exactly the movie that claims to be cooler than that.

      1. The ending.

      In a movie full of original dialogue and smart observational humor, “Mean Girls” really drops the ball and shreds the crown in the final act. Check it: There’s a spring dance where Cady wins a popularity contest (rather inexplicably), and she announces that she wishes everyone could’ve shared the title. How is that satisfying to these characters? How is that satisfying to an audience that’s been told to expect more? It makes the second half of this movie officially worse than the first half, and you leave the theater thinking, “That was cute” rather than “That was awesome and incisive.”

      1. Miss Norbury’s horrible advice.

      The moral of “Mean Girls,” as expressed by Miss Norbury during the already improbable pep rally sequence in the gym, is easily the worst thing about the movie. “You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores,” she says. “It just makes it OK for guys to call you sluts and whores.

      Couple of notes:

      1) Uh, NO IT DOESN’T? Are you insane? Are you A TEACHER?

      2) In a movie that is ostensibly about girls and their relationships with one another, how is it even conceivable that there’s a line saying, “You girls better get along, otherwise guys will be pissed.” This movie is not about guys! They are not relevant to this story. It’s like the whole movie is apologizing for having passed the Bechdel test.

      3) Ms. Norbury follows this up by isolating Cady in front of every other girl in the school (“Is there anything you’d like to apologize for?”) and also Regina (“Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George.”), so maybe she’s just a pretty bad teacher.


  15. Lindsay Lohan when I think about it some more, seems to somewhat be kind of an amalgamation of the previous female “What the Hell Happened to…” subjects:
    *Like Melanie Griffith, Lindsay’s looks have severely weathered over time due to drug abuse and bad cosmetic procedures.

    *Like Thora Birch, Lindsay is a former child star with a scumbag (not that Lindsay’s mother isn’t rotten herself) for a father, who have only made things worse career/image-wise.

    *Like Demi Moore, Lindsay is really for the most part, a tabloid magnet as of late then a true respected or proper film star.

    *Like Alicia Silverstone, Lindsay’s career peaked w/ a hip and smart high school comedy (“Clueless and “Mean Girls” respectively), but they never really managed to build upon that momentum. “I Know Who Killed Me”, I guess can be considered Lindsay Lohan’s “Batman & Robin”.

    *Like Sean Young, Lindsay has become very radioactive for anybody making serious and/or major movies due to their unpredictability/unreliability issues.


    • There are a lot commonalities among the 50 WTHH candidates to date. One of the reasons I chose Lohan for the 50th article was that she summed up a lot of what the series to date has been about. Definitely agree with the 5 similarities you pointed out.


    • 9 Celebrities Who Committed Career Suicide!

      1. Lindsay Lohan

      Lindsay Lohan became Hollywood’s “It Girl” after her success in “Mean Girls.” Her career looked like it was on the rise – she was commanding a reported $7.5 million per film; she was being offered work left, right and center; and no one had anything but praise for her; however, after a few DUIs, several stints in rehab and many different reports of her being difficult on set, Lohan’s career has come to a screeching halt.


  16. Charlie Sheen Says Lindsay Lohan “Held ‘Anger Management’ Hostage” on “Jay Leno”:

    Charlie Sheen addressed all those rumors flying around about Lindsay Lohan on “The Tonight Show”. Lohan is an upcoming guest on Sheen’s show “Anger Management”, and the rumor mill has been flying ever since she taped her episode. There are stories floating around that she was late and unprofessional on set, and that she even stole things.

    When asked if she was late to the set, Sheen said, “Not on day one.” So things started out well.

    “And then, um, we had to deal with day two,” he continued. “It was as though she had us held hostage, because she gave us half the show, ya know?”

    Overall, though, Sheen was complimentary of Lohan, saying that when she was there she proved both funny and prepared.


  17. great article, there was also this movie The Canyons that she did with pornstar James Deen, where she supposedly had a lot of problems as well


    • Glad you liked it. I plan on updating the article to include The Canyons once it gets released. It looks like a continuation of Lohan’s “erotic” career which is a shame. I don’t have high expectations for it to turn her career around.


  18. 15 Hairstyles That Ruined Celebrity Careers:

    Lindsay Lohan dyed her natural ginger locks blonde and became known as a Hollywood party girl.

    After starring in box office hits “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday” with red hair, Lindsay Lohan was one of the most sought-after actresses in the world.

    But shortly after she dyed her red hair bleach blonde and lost a ton of weight, Lohan started to be seen in a different light.

    Today, she’s often associated with partying more so than acting.

    This summer she’s expected to check into a rehab facility for a 90-day court ordered stay.


    • I don’t think the dye job had much to do with it. It was the substance abuse, legal problems and bad press that sidelined her career.


      • Lindsay I think let the fame and success go to her head (especially after “Mean Girls” proved that she no longer really needed the Disney machine so to speak to sell her). Of course, Lindsay dying her hair blonde wasn’t as negatively impacting on her career as the other more serious personal issues. But I do think that it was the first indicator that the public was about to turn on her. Lindsay’s red hair put until that point (besides her raspy voice), had been her most identifiable trademark. Lindsay dying her hair bleach blonde therefore, made it look like she was trying to confirm to a certain more conventional image that Hollywood normally seems to prefer in women.


        • I don’t know about her hair color. I mean, there were a lot of factors that I think were far more important than that. But she definitely let her success get the better of her.


        • Emma Stone dyes her hair- yet she has the career that Lohan basically threw away.


        • Not to mention the love of Jim Carrey. I’m still grossed out by that,


        • Thanks for mentioning THAT- ewww-

          My point is hair color is irrelevant- although you may not want to cut if off like that girl in Felicity!


        • Right. That was a major mistake.

          I *think* what TMC is getting at is that Lohan was idenitified with her red hair. Kind of like when Jennifer Grey got a nose job and was no longer recognizable as the girl from Dirty Dancing. Although Lohan was still recognizable as a blonde, so I’m not sure that’s a good comparison.


        • Emma Stone incidentally, is a natural blonde. She started sporting a darker hairstyle for “Superbad”, which was her first film role. She actually dyed it brown first, but the producer, Judd Apatow ultimately had her dye it red before they started shooting.


  19. Sometimes seems odd how Charlie Sheen’s life is such a train wreck, and yet he still seems able to manage and keep working for the most part. Lindsay though doesn’t.

    Either way, really sad. She was one of my favorites in her early stuff, and I admit I thought for a long time (until her life really started to spiral away) that she was by far the hottest actress out there. For a while I kept hoping she’d pull things together and get her career and all going again. At this point I more so hope she’ll actually spend some time in jail. After all the couple hour stints, failed house arrest, failed community service, I mean its hard to believe the justice system doesn’t wisen up that she won’t learn if they keep being so soft on her.


    • There seems to be a double standard. I don’t know how Sheen manages to keep coming through one outrageous scandal after another. I have to think the bad behavior is part of his appeal. But then again, I don’t really get Sheen’s appeal either.

      As for Lohan, I’m not sure time in jail would help. Rehab is a must, but it will only work when she’s ready.


      • Yeah, I’ve enjoyed some of Sheen’s stuff, mainly his earlier films like Hot Shots and Major League, but not too big on him. Especially not his newer things. Granted I know me and a couple friends at least think its really helped him when lately he seems to be typecasted into playing roles a lot like himself. Maybe an anti “What the hell didn’t happen to Charlie Sheen”?

        And as for Lohan, well letting her stay at home and not really punishing her has shown that it isn’t working. So she either needs to do a good long stay in rehab or jail, or something extremely major has to happen to get her to stop. But you’re right, jail may not help. Then again there are some people who going to jail doesn’t help them, but then with those people it doesn’t really help society to keep that person around them.


        • During Sheen’s hey day in the 80s, I liked him well enough. Wall Street and Platoon were really good movies. I enjoyed Hot Shots and Major League. I was never a big enough fan to see a movie because he was in it. I’m not a fan of sitcoms, so his recent work hasn’t appealed to me. I know 2 and Half Men is popular, but I just can’t sit through it or the Big Bang Theory. Somehow, Sheen’s bad behavior plays into his image. And while I won’t say it makes him more popular, he still gets work. Granted, he did get fired from the best-paying job in TV. But he landed on his feet because people will still watch him.

          That’s why Lohan hasn’t completely circled the drain. She’s still a draw. In fact, this article has been far more popular than I expected in spite of the fact that the internet is flooded with coverage of Lohan’s fall. People are fascinated by her rise and fall. So even though there is plenty of supply, there appears to be even more demand.

          My brother-in-law and his wife have what I will mildly refer to as substance abuse issues. They have both been in and out of jail and rehab. They spend more time in prison than Lohan, but never as long as they are supposed to. It doesn’t do any good. An addict needs to reach the point where they want to get better. Otherwise, nothing works.


        • True. Sometimes that point can be prison. Often not, but it can be. From the sound of things though, it is doubtful that it’ll be her family she’ll want to get better for.


        • Yeah, people can hit rock bottom in prison. I doubt Lohan’s prison experience would be all that terrible though. For my brother-in-law, I think prison basically gives him a false sense that his life is normal. He thinks this is how people live. And when he’s not in prison, he’s on the street. So prison can be a safe haven.

          I don’t want to go too far down that rabbit hole, but addiction is a messy business. I don’t know what it will take for Lohan to get her life back on track – much less her career. But hopefully whatever it is, she finds it.

          From the point of view of an average person living a responsible life, it can be a little irritating to see her walking all over the criminal justice system. I’ll grant you that. Oh to be rich and famous.


  20. 7 Car-Crash Actors Whose Meltdowns Were Better Than Their Careers:

    3. Lindsay Lohan

    Speaking of Randy Quaid, guess whose on his list as the next potential Star Whacker victim: Lindsay Lohan.

    This one has been on the cycle down for a while now. The millennium just leaves a bad taste in your mouth for some reason. It’s so hard to think back to the golden days of The Parent Trap where Lindsay could do no wrong or the early 2000s when she was a bankable, likable Starlet with looks. Now years later the photos say a thousand words more than any of us would like to hear.

    What’s crazy about Lindsay is that even after all the bad publicity she’s still never owned up to heavily abusing substances. She’s been court ordered to do rehab six times and has been in and out of jail in the past couple years almost too many times to count, but in her interviews still claims she’s clean and sober as ever and that the court ordered rehab is a joke. This is after her reputation has been wrecked by nearly everyone she’s either dated or worked with often being described as a succubus with an addictive personality and the biggest prima donna to please on set.

    However, the trail of Lindsay’s decent is not a clear one, but instead a rabbit hole leading into the abyss. There are no clear facts, just too many rumors of craziness beginning with Herbie Fully Loaded and ending with Liz and Dick. Perhaps her acting career says enough by itself.

    If Lohan would ever be willing to fess up to half of what she’s done it would make for a wildly entertaining Fear and Loathing style autobiography.


  21. 10 Questionable Reasons Why Actors Turned Down Big Roles:

    9. Lindsay Lohan – The Hangover

    This generation’s Courtney Love was up for the role of Jade in The Hangover, but she rejected the project because she didn’t believe that it had the potential to succeed. While this isn’t necessarily a terrible reason to turn down a role, it comes off as a little too picky for someone who doesn’t exactly have offers pouring in all the time. After all, beggars can’t be choosers.

    The film went on to be a box office hit, spawning two sequels and single-handedly launching Mike Tyson’s acting career. Had she accepted the project, it could have been that one role that launched her back into the realm of credibility as an actor. But what am I saying? That would just be the smart thing to do.


  22. Lindsay Lohan told rehab jokes when she guest-hosted “Chelsea Lately”:

    “I’ve been on a 90-day court ordered vacation,” said Lohan, who taped her guest stint Thursday to air on Monday.


  23. Once again Lindsay is in the spotlight for bad behaviour. She was supposed to come to the Venice film festival presenting “The Canyons”, but at the very last she declined to attend. Director Paul Schrader was extremely irritated and call her a “talentous actress with an unwarrantable behaviour” and said he was glad to be free from her. Anytime you think mrs Lohan touched the ground, she suddenly hits new lows.


    • Director “mystified” that hiring Lindsay Lohan results in Lindsay Lohan-like behavior:,103373/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

      By Sean O’Neal September 26, 2013

      After hiring an actress whose reputation for being difficult and irresponsible would create publicity long before his film was even completed, director Paul Schrader has expressed surprise and dismay that that actress has acted difficultly and irresponsibly when it comes to creating publicity after the film was released. In a post to Facebook, where all disagreements are handled professionally, Schrader says he is “mystified and disappointed” by the behavior of his The Canyons star Lindsay Lohan, who has lately proved troublesome in a way that no longer benefits his film.

      Hints that Lohan could prove to be less than asset to the production first arose when the words “Lindsay Lohan hired to star in The Canyons” were published. But it was only after the lengthily detailed accounts of her behavior on set came to light that Schrader seemed to realize that she could be a problem, in exactly the headline-grabbing way he and writer Bret Easton Ellis anticipated. In his statement he says that Lohan’s behavior, which they were counting on, prompted him to threaten to “fire her for unreliability,” because that’s how the story is supposed to go. Those problems of which he was already largely aware flared up again at last month’s Venice Film Festival where, possibly on the advice of her new benefactor Oprah, Lohan failed to appear to promote The Canyons. It was an absence that Schrader, at the time, seemed perfectly happy with, declaring, “Today I am free. In the past 16 months, I have been hostage to Lindsay Lohan” in such a way that got a Paul Schrader movie coverage in Us Weekly.

      And yet, like all sufferers of Stockholm Syndrome and directors who want people to keep talking about their movie, Schrader wanted only to return to his captor, and maybe get them some nice profiles in the New Yorker. Unfortunately, Lohan refused to be a part of that promotional plan, choosing for some mystifying reason to no longer be associated with a movie in which she plays opposite a porn star, and whose tempestuous production was, by design, more interesting than the finished product. Probably because she’s trying to have a healthy life or something:

      I can only surmise that Lindz had decided that Canyons is part of a reprobate past she must put behind her in order to move forward. She was never comfortable working with James Deen and perhaps this still sticks in her craw. I assume those closet to her, her family and reps, had advised her to treat Canyons as an indiscretion. But, for me, the reality is the opposite. In Canyons Lindsay has given a bold, raw, naked original performance which vaults her from the s category of ingenue to leading lady.

      Don’t get me wrong. I want LL to move forward, have a healthy life and, if possible, a career, but I disagree with her decision to (passively not aggressively) turn her back on Canyons. It’s an extraordinary piece of work and serves her well. Lindsay, your work is excellent. Own it!

      Should Lohan fail to heed Schrader’s fatherly advice to, if possible, have a career—beginning with helping him create more publicity for a film that’s already had plenty of it—he’ll be forced to find other ways to get people to talk about The Canyons. For example, this.


  24. Maybe Linds should watch that ESPN docu “The Marinovich Project” to see how she got the same trap Todd got into
    before straightening his life out,perhaps????


    • I haven’t seen the documentary, but something tells me it’s unlikely to make a dent in her mental state. You never know what will result in a moment of clarity. But if her brushes with the law and the implosion of her career didn’t do it, I don’t think it’s likely any movie will get through to her.


  25. It’s been alluded to among several comments that people have not changed so much as the technology has. Internet has meant nothing can really be hidden anymore. I would imagine that anyone seeking a career in the spotlight knows this going in… but, not necessarily!


  26. Another witty write-up, Lebeau …
    Still waiting on JCVD, Stallone and Snipes … (wait I think you did Snipes)


  27. JCVD’s latest Volvo commercial got more views than his last 10 movies, the Expendables 2 aside. But there’s renewed interest in him in a positive way, and I think that removes him from the list for now. But he’s definitely one to keep an eye on.

    LL was never an A-list actress, she was merely “it” for a short time because of her looks and a modicum of acting talent, which she has since squandered for a myriad of reasons. Much like Chris Farley before he died, if you come off the rails and there’s no chance you can be “show business clean”, you’re uninsurable, which is the kiss of death to any career. Robert Downey Jr. had to physically get clean then work a bunch of C and B movies to get back to leading man status. He was lucky to have friends in the business like Wesley Snipes, and Tommy Lee Jones, who vouched for him. He’s also insanely talented as an actor, which helps tremendously.

    I seriously doubt Lindsay will last another 5 years on the planet, but stranger things have happened. She should do what others have done, do some shows on Broadway, show you can be professional and talented, then work your way up the indie circuit. And ditch your parents.

    Say what you like about LL, with parents like hers, she didn’t have a shot of growing up normal. It’s sad.


    • I’ve heard RDJ say in interviews that Mel Gibson (ironically enough) was one of the few people in Hollywood who would keep vouching for him when his he had a hard time getting insured due to all of his personal issues. Maybe that’s why RDJ (as well as Jodie Foster) are Mel Gibson’s most predominate advocates/defenders when Mel himself has been growing through his own controversies.


  28. Lindsay Lohan Suing Rockstar Games…for supposedly having her likeness used on the “GTA V” cover:


    • Yeah. I don’t see that lawsuit ever actually moving forward. They used a hot girl who kinda sorta looks like Lohan. But clearly is not Lohan. The headline is somewhat misleading. No lawsuit has been filed. The actual story is that she is considering a lawsuit which would be ill-advised.


  29. Joe Jonas Bashes Disney Channel and “Jonas L.A.”:

    by Ashley Lee

    This week, Joe Jonas opened up about sex, drugs and Disney Channel’s definition of rock ‘n’ roll, and while he does explain the recent breakup of the Jonas Brothers and what kind of solo career he hopes to pursue next, he also repeatedly bashes the network on which the trio first rose to international fame.

    In New York magazine’s “Joe Jonas: My Life as a Jonas Brother,” Jonas observed that Disney Channel has a knack for pulling “spunky” stars into the spotlight, and then pushes them off the edge.

    “Being a part of the Disney thing for so long will make you not want to be this perfect little puppet forever,” he said, noting that Vanessa Hudgens was held in Disney offices for a day after her nude-photo scandal in 2007.

    “Eventually, I hit a limit and thought, Screw all this, I’m just going to show people who I am,” he continued, as former Disney Channel personalities like Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan have since worked to shed the images built while with the company.

    “I think that happened to a lot of us. Disney kids are spunky in some way, and I think that’s why Disney hires them. ‘Look, he jumped up on the table!’ Five, six, ten years later, they’re like, ‘Oh! What do we do?’ Come on, guys. You did this to yourselves.”


  30. 6 Shameless Celebrities On Santa’s Naughty List For 2013:

    6. Lindsay Lohan

    No surprise here then. Assaults, driving under the influence, drug possession – The Canyons actress is better known for her messy lifestyle and brushes with the law than she is for her work these days. If the Mean Girls star’s life was actually in film, it’d a mixture of Groundhog Day and various courtroom dramas. If you’ve been following Lohan’s antics solely through her own social media this month, you’ll see there’s nothing but sweet tweets, charity work…and an array of topless selfies on Instagram. This year though, she’s faced a list of less-than-angelic charges: reckless driving, lying to the police and obstructing justice. With nearly 250 days spent in rehab during her lifetime, eight arrests, and 560 hours of community service, she hasn’t really had time to sit on Santa’s lap. In fact she’d probably fall off.

    The shining influence on the law-abiding Lindsay is evidently her mother, Dina Lohan, who was also referred to a community service programme last month for driving (and speeding) after boozing. She has reportedly written a tell-all book spilling everything about the family’s lives. Linday’s father, Michael Lohan, has demanded to read the memoir before he agrees for it to be published. Since he and Dina have a gag order from court, they are forbidden to discuss each other regardless. This all obviously means we’ll never get to read it, just IMAGINE the scandal festering in those pages! If it DOES miraculously get put out there for the world to see, we know who’s gonna be on this list another year running…


  31. [Movies] Chris Pine Says Working With Lindsay Lohan in 2006 was a ‘Cyclone of Insanity’:

    It was an experience for him…

    Before Chris Pine was a well-known movie star thanks to films like Star Trek and its sequel, he was trying to make his name in Hollywood and appeared in some lesser-known films. One of those films was Lindsay Lohan’s 2006 romcom Just My Luck, for which she earned $7.5 million at just nineteen years old (she was just coming off the success of Mean Girls). Now, Pine says that it was an experience that taught him a lot about fame and what it can do to people.

    Pine told THR of the production, which became known for one of Lohan’s first tabloid-plagued productions, “It was a real cyclone of insanity, like being around The Beatles. It was fascinating to watch, and in hindsight it’s really a distinct moment in someone’s life when you see what’s really wonderful about what we get to do and what’s really dangerous about it.”

    He added that he learned a lot about the movie business, saying, “Hollywood is like living in a weird bubble. A bunch of people take care of you and get you stuff, and you’re the center of that little microcosmic world. You start believing that it is real and … you deserve it.”


  32. What if had something like Twilight or The Hunger Games came along in the wake of the
    Mean Girls buzz,could Linds even handle the eventual buzz of those franchises????


  33. 10 Actors Who Completely Wasted Their Careers:

    4. Lindsay Lohan

    Honestly, we don’t have the space to go into detail about all of the chances Lindsay Lohan blew in her relatively short career.

    However, Lohan once appeared to be one of the few child actors destined for adult success when she starred in the box office hits Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. But since then, her off-screen legal troubles and addictions frequently derail any chance for her to capitalize on her few critical successes, like A Prairie Home Companion. In addition, her once pretty face has been ravaged by what appears to have been botched surgery.

    In 2013 she starred in what was considered her comeback movie The Canyons, which was controversial for being borderline softcore pornography (which probably surprised noone.) It was beset by on-set meltdowns, rejected by film festivals, and grossed only $51,000 in its short run.

    In other words, don’t call it a comeback.


    • Completely right. I cannot imagine any scenario where Lindsay Lohan could make any kind of real A-list comeback at this point. What’s funny is Lindsay is exactly the same age as Megan Fox, yet Lindsay seems (and from her years of excess, LOOKS) so much older than 28 years old. Lindsay’s best bet at this point would be to play on her image for further work, as Terrance Clay said her best bet would be to accept her Z-list status and play a campy role in Sharknado 3 or some other schlocky Syfy movie-of-the-week.


      • A-list? No. Probably not.

        But remember, Robert Down Jr was once as far gone or farther than Lohan. So you never know. Downey was a million to one shot and actresses don’t get as many chances at redemption. So I highly doubt Lohan can pull a Downey type recovery. But you never can tell.

        Fox has clearly been helped (or hindered) by a lot of plastic surgery. But Lohan has definitely aged herself.


  34. Lindsay Lohan Somehow Manages To Get Another Movie Role:

    Legitimate question: Why take a chance on Lohan at this point? She hasn’t been in a “hit” movie since 2005’s Herbie: Fully Loaded. The Canyons, which I keep referencing, ended up earning $51,135. Wow. You and I could “star” in a movie and earn more than that. I understand that she brings a publicity bump at first, but does that translate into box office dollars? Usually not.


    • Sounds like straight to DVD bound,to be honest!!!!!


    • I think a lot of people are so caught up in Lohan’s tabloid headlines, they miss out on the fact that she still makes people money. She can sell magazines. She can deliver TV ratings. True, she can’t deliver a movie. But she can help secure funding for a project if you need it. Lohan’s producer credit on this project suggests to me they are expecting her to deliver some backers.


  35. OWN will air LL’s reality-docu the Sunday after the Oscars……’s the site for it!!!


      • Due to TWOP closing their doors soon, here’s a pointer to the forum on this wonderful show!!!


        Posted Mar 8, 2014 @ 5:41 PM

        DrivingSideways, on 08 Mar 2014 – 1:24 PM, said:
        I’m excited for this too, but I have a feeling it’s going to be a boring let down. Seriously, has Lindsay ever been interesting? It’s not like she’s capable of awesome one liners like Whitney and Bobby had. She’s just a boring, drug addicted, not very bright has been.

        Lindsay’s talent was always overstated. She gets chance after chance after chance because she did a few charming movies as a kid. She’s never going to come back, maybe this show will be the final nail in the Lohan coffin. Oprah doesn’t give a f*** about Lindsay – she wants her to be a train wreck – that equals viewers.

        I am hoping for messy fabulousness though.

        My thoughts exactly. She’s a good actress, not great. Sure, I love to rewatch “Mean Girls” and thought she did a nice job with the “Parent Trap” remake but in all honesty, I think any reasonably cute tween/teen could have pulled off that performance.

        I don’t wish her ill will. I’d love for this opportunity to be the one that sets her straight. That teaches her that she alone is responsible for her present and her future. Somehow I don’t see that happening but we shall see.

        I am hoping for messy fabulousness though.


        Posted Mar 8, 2014 @ 6:35 PM

        I do think “Lindsay’s Talent” became more myth like than it actually was when she started going off the rails. IF she was a teen in today’s 17-24 (ish) year old group of actresses I don’t think she’d stand out much but she did seems one of the best in the Hilary Duff, Olsen Twins, Amanda Bynes etc talent pool she was competing against, not that that was hard. I do think she had a lot of charm in The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls and all of them were big hits so I get why she got thought of fondly.

        IDK her parents + fame and money were the one of the most toxic mixes around, I can’t believe her mother was more interested in pretending to be her sister in clubs than trying to protect her teenage daughter. However I agree that at 27 she has to realise she’s now the one to blame for her continuously terrible life choices and if she doesn’t change then quite frankly she’ll be one of those celebs that gets found dead in a hotel room sooner or later. They gave her a crappy start, she’s had more olive branches than most get including this show. They’re even trying to get it some credibility by calling it a “docu series”.

        Her parents didn’t learn either, her mom and sister had their own short lived reality show at the height of the publicity of Lindsay’s problems and Dinah was set on making Ali famous then as well, which basically flopped.

        Oprah’s definitely doing this for ratings, as are all of the “celeb rehab/trainwreck shows” and she gets to appear sympathetic but also tough on someone who’s been circling the drain for years in public. But Lindsay was also willing to sign up to this and should be aware of the motivations involved. She didn’t appear in the previous reality series at all.


        Posted Mar 10, 2014 @ 1:54 PM


        If you didn’t know, you would think she was 15 years old.

        I read once that one of the side effects of being celebrity is that you stop mentally maturing when you become really famous. So someone like George Clooney who got famous at around 30 is always going to act like a thirty year old. Lindsay got really famous at around age 15 so it makes complete sense she’ll always act like a teenager. And boy… did this documentary ever make her seem like a petulant 15 year old with no self awareness. She moans about people breaking promises to her in her life yet all I saw her do in this episode was break promises.

        Sadly, I don’t think she’s going to have a career (or life) renaissance like Robert Downey, Jr.


        Posted Mar 11, 2014 @ 8:41 AM

        I think the difference with the other celebs you mentioned and Lindsay is that they aren’t know more for their personal drama than their career. They don’t flounce out of their hotel with their tits flopping in the breeze, huge sunglasses trying to look inconspicuous and jump conspicuously into their waiting car. They just walk out, barely acknowledge the paps and go about their business. Lindsay has no interest in being inconspicuous. She’s a staarr! She craves the attention and then loves to blame the attention for her problems.

        As far as her making appearances for “The Canyons” . I’m not buying that her reason for not doing publicity is that her sobriety is first and foremost in her life. Bitch is filming a reality show! She made a commitment to them and part of her rehabilitation is keeping up with your promises and obligations. She can certainly restrict or limit her appearances and I think the director/producer would understand that. But to prance around town filming her own production and hiding under the cloak of working on herself is BS.


        Posted Mar 11, 2014 @ 12:52 PM

        The thing is, Lindsay can’t leave the acting life. She has no other skills or talents. She doesn’t have any education to speak of, or any other interests besides buying crap (or stealing it). She tried singing, and that flopped. She can’t even be on time for a photo shoot that starts at noon, but she’s gonna show up on time for an office job or a retail job? No way. At this point, she has to say yes to any paycheck that comes her way, whether it’s a reality show about her trainwreck life, a photo shoot where she dresses up in silly costumes, or a commercial that only airs in other countries.


        Posted Mar 12, 2014 @ 6:27 PM

        I don’t think parents as managers is the defining issue as in the end parents are the guardians of minors and would be making all choices anyway – presumably in the best interests of their children.

        I think, to some extent, certain people are more resilient than others and can survive – or maybe they were lucky enough to meet the right people at the right time who gave them enough emotional strength so that one has success stories like Drew Barrymore and Robert Downey, Jr.

        I do think that the glare of the media is far greater than it was when Ron Howard was performing and except for his “career”, he led a fairly normal life. And I think there is a difference in the degree of celebrityhood and how it impacts and thwarts emotional growth between a kid who is a relatively anonymous performer (e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker or Ron Howard) and someone who is the eye of an intense pop phenomenon like Lohan, Bieber or even Miley.

        With Lohan (at least in my opinion) you have an absolutely perfect storm of severely dysfunctional parents; early and intense stardom; child who was viewed as an ATM by the family; probably genetic factors of brain chemistry leading to self medication with substances/addictive personality and parents who actively participated in the drinking and drugging.

        ETA – Even with more or less normal good parenting any child who grows up with the intense celebrity-hood of Lohan or Bieber or Miley is going to face issues relating to the world as an adult that a kid with a normal childhood isn’t. Whether the parent is the manager or not – whether the kid is a poster child for train wrecks like Lohan, that’s just the way it would be. On the one hand, they have to be far more disciplined to earn their keep and on the other hand they are going to be treated as a more important entity than the average child – it’s just a given even under the best of circumstances. Elizabeth Taylor’s parents weren’t parasites or dysfunctional but certainly Liz didn’t enter “adulthood” and interact with the world the way an ordinary person would have without early fame.


        Posted Mar 14, 2014 @ 5:56 PM

        It’s really too bad that Lindsay is so trapped in her own personality/world view/addiction/immaturity that she can’t see what an opportunity this is for her. If she actually pulled herself together, really got sober, got serious about work, and put herself out there to help others, she would be the biggest star around. The public loves a redemption story. Every talk show would want her. Every director would want her. Every women’s mag would want her on the cover. I wish she understood that.


        Posted Mar 14, 2014 @ 10:52 PM

        I think Lindsay’s development was stunted at age 16/17. That’s the age she was when she was out clubbing seemingly every night in LA, and all the clubs catered to her even though she was underage. Same thing that’s happening today with Justin Bieber.


        Posted Mar 15, 2014 @ 1:04 PM

        Just watched the first episode, and I am actually under the impression that Lindsay’s problems stem more from mental health issues than alcoholism. Attributing the bizarreness of her behavior to a correctable, simplistic source seems more like a strategy, whether deliberate or unconscious, toward effecting the semblance of recovery- i.e. if the erratic behavior is rooted in liquor, all one has to do is successfully eliminate liquor; dealing with ingrained psychological disorders is a much muddier proposition. Which is not to say that Lindsay hasn’t established a clear history of substance abuse. The interviews with Oprah are stomach-turning, though i’ve long felt Winfrey is an opportunistic predator willing and even eager to exploit easy marks. Regarding the papparazzi at 12 steps, I think photogs already take pictures of celebrities attending; I know Star ran items several months back about Selena Gomez going to one and speculating about the implications.


        Posted Mar 15, 2014 @ 2:59 PM

        The thing is the 2 Broke Girls thing sounds plausible, even if it isn’t true because there’s evidence that she’s displayed incredible unprofessionalism on (some) sets for nearly a decade now. You’ve got the New York Times writing long articles on your farce of a “comeback” (although the director hardly sounds a prize either) and supposedly her attempt to “pull a Britney” and rehabilitate herself with a well received guest spot on “Ugly Betty” got cut short due to problems on set (although who knows), it’s an easy article to write, even if she was perfect on set.

        I remember a “Friends” outtake where Jennifer Aniston’s phone rings and she answers it and says “i’ll call you back” to the general hilarity and delight of the audience. But she didn’t have Lohan’s reputation. I’d be willing to bet it happens occasionally at tapings and since the scene is ruined anyway some actors answer it and take the call briefly.


        Posted Mar 16, 2014 @ 10:49 PM

        I’m past blaming her parents for their part in the mess that is Lindsay. At this point I think she knows exactly what her parents are and uses it as a crutch and an excuse and a reason for her problems. Most of the powers that be in Hollywood have cut ties with her folks. Only the tabloids deal with them, buying dirt on Lindsay or tips on her whereabouts. She knows it too. I have no hope for her and little to no sympathy. After this debacle, her career will essentially be over. She’ll eke out a living for a few years and then either be found dead in a sleaze bag hotel or clean herself up and be a redemption story on tabloid TV for a coupe months till she falls off the wagon again and then back into oblivion.

        Instead of resenting the paps, she ought to be grateful for them. They are all that keep her name in the news. When they stop waiting outside for her, she ‘ll be looking all over for them.


        Posted Mar 17, 2014 @ 5:59 AM

        How is Michael Lohan earning enough money to pay for his own living expenses with fiancée and new baby, as well as alimony (?) and child support payments to Dina, and legal fees, etc (snark)?Why does he wear a suit? How does he even have enough money for lunch? What does he do all day?

        I agree Lindsay does look better with dark lippy, but only because it somewhat camouflages the lumpiness of her lip injections. The metre of hair extensions is just sad to me. Like she clings to some notion of herself as a sexy ingenue. The whole thing is sad. It’s like watching a piece of someone’s inevitable destruction. While a storyline of some spiritual breakthrough would be more in keeping with OWN’s brand, I can’t believe that Lindsay ever came across as someone with that potential.

        And nobody really believes an acting comeback in in the cards anymore. Even when, say Robert Downey Jr, had his multiple lapses and breakdowns, he still had his looks. As shallow as that is, it’s a big factor in the acting profession. Lindsay seems physically destroyed. Whatever she’s done to her face can’t be undone, I reckon. And while I do see occasional glimpses of intelligence, I don’t see much strength of character there to draw from. She doesn’t seem to have the wherewithal to develop her acting skills and start over as, say, a character actor.

        Comparing her to another OWN subject with a nightmare, somewhat psychopathic-seeming father, Tatum O’Neal – Lindsay seems so much worse. Tatum is much older of course, but was famous at an even younger age, burnt-out her acting career young (like Lindsay) and has major family and addiction issues. The big difference is that Tatum seems to have some kind of centre, even if she keeps f***ing up. I don’t think Lindsay has that. I don’t think she even has the capacity to care for a pet or participate in anything that would give her genuine focus or comfort.


        Posted Mar 18, 2014 @ 4:22 PM

        I am not completely sure but I don’t think either Drew Barrymore or Robert Downey ever burned their bridges so egregiously in terms of their employment – i.e. to the extent they were employed while before becoming sober, I never heard of their being issues regarding their failing to show up on set.

        There are a lot of substance abusers and crazy people who work in Hollywood (and not just in front of the cameras). However, the economics of production are such that people show up and, depending on the value of the “star”, the production company provides the tools to get there – but by and large, even addicts know they can’t delay production.

        I don’t think Lohan can get hired because she couldn’t get a completion bond and I can’t imagine any legitimate production being willing to chance hiring her.

        At least in my opinion, Lohan missed what could have been a tremendous opportunity to showcase her new ability to be a professional but completely blew it. Who in their right mind would hire her if the woman can’t even get it together to be filmed going about her business and is shown being thrown for a loop by what most people consider to be completely stress free situations – or at least situations that are dealt with in the normal course of life without histrionics.

        What kind of emotional blow up would she have on the set – if she sleeps until 4 PM for no apparent reason fresh out of rehab, why kind of insanity will ensure when she is expected to show up for the normal production schedule?


        Posted Mar 19, 2014 @ 2:12 AM

        Think of all the crappy movies Drew Barrymore did when she was at her lowest. There is always a market somewhere for C and D list celebrities.I think Linds has fallen lower than that. The Liz Taylor tv movie was probably the last best chance she had for even C-level projects. And with this reality series tanking, what’s left? Acting-wise, that is. She’s at about a Tara Reid level in terms of her prospects, I reckon. One thing that does surprise me a little about Lindsay is that she’s made it this far with no marriages or even engagements. I dunno why it surprises me. It just seems like it would fit her profile.


        Posted Mar 19, 2014 @ 9:50 PM


        I agree. Lindsay may not be Meryl Streep, but to me she has — or had — that something that the camera loves. As a kid she had so much potential, very sparkly and photogenic. But I’m guessing she felt so entitled, she never really worked on her craft and tried to become a better actor. Instead she just partied and squandered her potential and wasted time with her ridiculous singing career. Tara — I just don’t get how she ever got cast. She couldn’t act that well and isn’t that good looking. I always assumed she did sexual favors to get the roles she got. I’m not surprised her career went nowhere. Lindsay, for all that she’s still a walking tragedy, STILL has that aspect to a large degree. She’s charming (when she’s able to hide being such an entitled brat). Go back and watch the appearances she made right after rehab (on Chelsea Lately, Letterman, even to an extent in the Oprah interview). In those moments when she’s “on” you can see why she was a big star. It’s not about being a good actor. It’s not the same thing. She’s got this thing, even still, where you WANT to believe in her, even while (at least these days) all your common sense, as well as seeing and hearing things come out of her mouth in her unguarded moments and via the press, make it impossible to believe in her. It’s part of why people probably STILL bend over backwards for her–to her face it’s probably a lot harder to deny her/truth tell.


        Posted Mar 24, 2014 @ 2:09 AM

        I used to think that Lindsay was just a lost, entitled brat with jackass parents. Now I think this bitch is crazy. She’s like the caricature of a spoiled, delusional, selfish, self-involved, inconsiderate, rude, bulls***-spewing has-been actress. She acted so self-righteously indignant while yelling at Matt with her nonsense about the stupid keys. “Waah, it’s so hard to look at all these expensive clothes. Wah. I need someone to come here at 8am to fold even though I can’t get my lazy ass up before 4pm to film.”

        She is so dull. What are her interests aside from herself and fame? It seems like all she does is bounce around braless, smoking, smelling up NYC, whining with self-pity and victimization and occasionally barks orders at people. And it’s ALL SO HARD!

        It’s so creepy that she surrounds herself with so many people all the time. Is she afraid to be alone?


        Posted Mar 24, 2014 @ 4:19 PM


        Mean Girls was on TV night and I caught a few minutes of it. The thing is that while she was ok in the movie, as were many others, the film was funny, witty and topical. Credit Tina Fey, who wrote the screenplay and the original book by I’m not sure. Lindsay didn’t make the movie a success, she became a success because she had a great vehicle. Honestly, her part could have been played by a dozen other teen actresses and been just as successful. I think Lindsay has it all twisted around in her head. Without good material or an acting job, you have nothing if you are an actor. And because of her rep, most acting jobs are now out of her reach. I agree that any young actress at the time could have been in that movie and it would have been a success mainly due to how good the script was. I feel similarly about the Twilight actors who lucked into being apart of a franchise that would have been successful no matter who played the leads. When I think of Mean Girls, I don’t think of how great Lindsay was in that movie I think of the other actresses who were way less famous than Lindsay at the time who rose up and really built legitimate adult careers after the success of that film. Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, and Lizzy Caplan (she is f***ing awesome in Masters of Sex btw). Even Lacey Chabert. That girl has practically spent her entire life in front of the camera just like Lohan did and she turned out just fine and still works pretty consistently. Maybe it really is a case of having responsible adults around you and unfortunately people like Lohan and Bieber and many other child stars never had that. Just dysfunctional parents and various other people who use them for their money. Coupled with the fame monster, they grow up never really knowing a world outside of that. Being “famous” is all they really know how to do.

        I don’t believe Lindsay when she says that her sobriety is the most important thing to her. It isn’t. Being famous, getting jobs again, getting a paycheck. I believe all those come in front of her sobriety. If it was really all about getting well I think she would have gotten her s*** together long before now. She would have stayed in rehab longer and she definitely wouldn’t be doing this reality show.


        Posted Mar 24, 2014 @ 4:33 PM

        I wonder if Lindsay didn’t start to go off the rails when she realized she didn’t have what it takes to become a successful actor vs child star. She was never an actress. She was an All American looking kid who had charm and charisma. There are tons of them and 99.999% don’t make the transition to adult stardom. Once she had to really act, I think she started to flounder. Her once talent is the ability to cry on cue. And she plays that to the fullest. Any kind of criticism brings on the teary eyes and quivery lip. Honey that works till you’re 10 maybe 12. At 27, you just look a hot mess.

        She and her life coach/sober buddy should have had a daily routine set up for her to begin as soon as she got to NYC. No reason she can’t get up early and go to a gym, a meeting, lunch with a friend, perhaps volunteer at a shelter, even if she was staying in a hotel. She needs someone to wake her up at 7am and walk her thru her daily routine. Instead they let her run the show and fixate on the most chaotic thing she can, moving her massive accumulation of crap over hill and dale to NYC (and since back to LA I assume)

        Right now “my sobriety is the most important thing” is her mantra because it’s what’s paying her bills and keeping a stable of lackeys and hangers on around her dancing to her every whim.


        Posted Mar 24, 2014 @ 5:04 PM


        I wonder if Lindsay didn’t start to go off the rails when she realized she didn’t have what it takes to become a successful actor vs child star. She was never an actress.

        I think part of ‘surviving’ as a child star is to know your limitations. Melissa Joan Hart, for example, is a former child star who is never going to win an Oscar – she is a B-sitcom actress at best. But she keeps working, even if it’s on ABC Family or doing Dancing with the Stars. She’s tried to branch out into films, but she knows TV is her best bet, and it’s worked for her. Jennifer Love Hewitt is the same way.

        At her peak, Lindsay was cute and charismatic and she could ‘sell’ a character.** But in addition to her addictions, she started doing films like I Know Who Killed Me that she just couldn’t pull off. She does still seem to have a sense of comic timing though (judging by her guest stint on Chelsea Lately,) so I suppose she could still go the sitcom route. But I think she’d have to eat some humble pie and realize that she’s never going to be a Hollywood ‘it’ girl again.

        ** = Lindsay was also beautiful! I remember when she first came out, circa 2004, she was such a refreshing change from all those waif-thin actresses. She had that beautiful dark red hair and curves and she made it all work for her. Now she doesn’t look healthy and has ruined her face with all the fillers and drugs; she looks much older than her age. Very sad.


        Posted Mar 24, 2014 @ 5:35 PM


        It will be sad to see what she resorts to once her money runs out. She can’t possibly sustain the salaries of all her assistants, continue to support her mother financially, live back & forth between NYC & LA constantly, etc. She’s already started selling crap to tabloids (list that came out recently of people she’s supposedly slept with). For years now I keep waiting for the sad news report that she’s overdosed. Hasn’t happened yet but I still fear it will if she doesn’t get her shit together. She’s been backsliding for years. She’s even managed to outlive Cory Monteith and Whitney Houston. I remember her being asked (I forget by whom) about the latter’s death as it related to her own drug/alcohol abuse and Lohan didn’t seem to understand the implication. She was almost incredulous about being asked such a question.

        Michael and Dina are toxic IMO. They have been her whole lfie and I can’t believe their hasn’t been one addiction and/or mental health professional that hasn’t recommended to create some distance between her and them.

        Hollywood has given her more chances than she has deserved. There are some that still do throw her a bone like Handler. The reason a lot of people have stopped though is because she’s blown those chances every time. Not showing up for work. Showing up late. Giving laughable performances as she did n Liz and Dick and the Canyons. These last few films alone may have done more damage to her reputation than the drugs or being difficult on set. There are plenty of actors who also engage in that behavior but still manage to work. Lindsay, however, is just more trouble than she’s worth. And this reality show will not help her reputation either. I think she started to realize it wasn’t a good idea after she signed on to do it which is why she is now freaking out about it so much. I think she wants out of it but she also needs that paycheck so she has no choice but to ride it out at this point.


        Posted Mar 24, 2014 @ 5:44 PM

        I wonder if Lindsay didn’t start to go off the rails when she realized she didn’t have what it takes to become a successful actor vs child star. She was never an actress.

        She was starting to have some decent notices in “grown up” movies like A Prairie Home Companion. She didn’t pick or get cast in particularly great roles and was never on course for an Oscar nom age 22 or whatever but she wasn’t transitioning so badly that she had no hope, she was working with a lot of big names who could have been contacts, some of whom have publically stood up for her over the years. Even if she had been worried rom coms were still big business at the time, she could have kept herself busy with those. But problematic reports out unprofessionalism on sets and out of control clubbing were around well before she started doing “proper” roles.

        Personally I do think she had some part in Mean Girls success. Yes the script and Tina Fey were great, Rachel McAdams was the true find of the movie etc but she did her part in making her character rootable and charming and she did have good comic timing. Plus the whole gorgeous trademark red hair thing. I’m sure others would have been just as great but I think she handled it better than many of her closest peers would have done baring in mind their own so so high school comedies of the time.


        Giving laughable performances as she did n Liz and Dick and the Canyons. These last few films alone may have done more damage to her reputation than the drugs or being difficult on set.

        Yeah I haven’t seen The Canyons and I really don’t want to but Liza and Dick was so terrible I was almost (but not quite) hilariously enjoyable. That can’t have helped, if you can’t even sell a lifetime movie.


        Posted Mar 25, 2014 @ 12:13 PM

        My two cents:

        I don’t make any excuses or apologies for Lindsay, but how difficult it must be to have so many expectations placed on you by people who don’t have your best interests at heart?

        Just because she was a child actor it does not mean that she should be pursuing the same line of work as an adult. I’m betting that she does not really want to be an actor but the perks of that world are far too intoxicating for her to be honest and pursue something else. Not everyone can cope with living such a public life. It seems like she’s surrounded by people who want her to be something so that they can benefit too. Also, I don’t necessarily believe she has the exposure to what a normal life looks like. You know, having a job, having relationships with people where you aren’t the center of attention, having to fold your own clothes or cook your own meals. She’s emotionally stunted and people want to keep her that way. While I’m sure all of us would love to have someone pick after us and take care of our needs, we’d be tremendously embarrassed to have to rely on it. How can it be good for her self esteem and personal growth to need people to organize her closet or fold her wrinkled clothes?



        Posted Mar 25, 2014 @ 2:43 PM


        I don’t make any excuses or apologies for Lindsay, but how difficult it must be to have so many expectations placed on you by people who don’t have your best interests at heart? At the very least, that’s true. She’s become a horrid, excuse laden trainwreck, who’s tough to have much sympathy for, but the reason people DO keep giving her second chances (besides her considerable charm, when she chooses to use it) is that you can look at her and literally tell that nobody on the planet probably actually has her back in a real way. So a lot of people probably pop in and out of her life who TRY to, but get it turned back on them, and then she’s back to having nobody.

        But the opportunists certainly never leave. Her Vampire of a Mother. Her dumbass of a Father (I judge him microscopically less harshly than Dina, despite the stories of him being a philanderer, mostly because Dina makes my skin crawl and maybe at some point she started to make his do so as well and he was too much of a coward/greedy to actually divorce her early on). Probably no agent or manager she’s ever had didn’t turn out to be a crook, although she no doubt made it even worse by her behavior and giving them no reason to be especially loyal. Fake club-friends and no real ones. She didn’t have the good parents waiting in the wings that Amanda Bynes did, once her behavior finally got stopped (not that Lindsay and Amanda’s situations are all that comparable otherwise–just pointing out that at least Amanda had some real people she could trust once she actually was forced to do so).

        Really the only answer for someone like Lindsay IS actually similar to what Amanda Bynes did though. Leaving the business. Although even with Bynes I’m afraid she’s likely to backslide, because she’s all over Twitter again, and I’ve always thought that was a real part of her disease.


        Posted Mar 26, 2014 @ 8:33 AM


        I wish I saw her working hard at something — anything. Going to auditions, or working out, or even putting forth the effort to get her apartment settled. She doesn’t work hard at anything, yet she claims to be under so much pressure. There’d be less pressure if she showed the world she was working hard and trying for a better life. All she does is feel sorry for herself as she sits around bemoaning her belief that her “talent” is being wasted. She says it like it’s the entertainment industry’s fault her “talent” isn’t being used. She’s so flipping tedious.

        Just a theory I have about Linds…if she actually did settle down, started to work hard, became dependable and all of that, well, what would happen if it then turned out that she’s not a good actress, can’t carry even a small role in a film or TV show? What if she realized that having her home all set up, having a schedule, fulfilling whatever obligations she had didn’t make any difference and she still wasn’t all that?

        Sure, she’s majorly screwed up, narcissistic, excuse making woman-child. She’s been hiding behind that for years now. If she stopped with the excuses and made an effort, a serious effort and was still a failure–I think that would be the day we see her obit. Her entire identity is that she’s a ‘talented actress’. If she can’t follow through with that she really is and has, in her mind, nothing. Then all the excuses don’t work, blaming everyone else doesn’t hang and it’s all on her and I don’t think she could deal with that.


        Posted Mar 26, 2014 @ 2:54 PM

        I don’t think the issue with Lindsay is whether she has to audition.

        If she had the level of talent (whatever that is) she possesses, she could be a working actress. We will never know whether she could have taken whatever precocity and charm she possessed as a teen and built that into a real career as a respected actress because she never gave herself that opportunity.

        However, the reality is that she is unemployable in any kind of long term project because she is uninsurable and, any prospective production company would have no reason to employ someone who couldn’t even show up for a reality documentary where she really had to do nothing.


        Posted Mar 26, 2014 @ 10:17 PM

        The thing about Drew Barrymore is that, even going to rehab as a child, she still showed more commitment to her sobriety when she got out than Lindsay. Drew got out of rehab and successfully petitioned the courts for emancipation to get away from her toxic mother and moved in with David Crosby and his family because he was willing to support her in her sobriety. Drew then did crappy TV movies and B-movies because that was the only thing she could get, but she treated them seriously. She decided that she was going to treat those roles as seriously as major films to prove that she was sincere about her professionalism and to prove it to Hollywood. Compare Drew’s TV movie role as Amy Fisher to Lindsay’s as Elizabeth Taylor. Sure, both projects were jokes, but Drew actually surprised people by giving a good performance and overcoming the material to some extent. Lindsay, meanwhile, was laughably bad and what was worse is that she completely acted up on set. She was late, terrible to the crew and other cast members, cost the production a bunch of money in damages by trashing her trailer, etc.

        Drew Barrymore is actually a decent comparison IMO because neither she nor Lindsay have ever been strong actresses. I think that, by her 30’s, Drew actually became a decent actress but that was basically through sheer force of will, by working at it for 20+ years and playing to her strengths. Lindsay doesn’t have that discipline. Even in Mean Girls, Lindsay was the weakest cast member IMO. You can see how effortless and natural actresses like Amanda Seyfried and Rachel McAdams were in comparison to Lindsay’s stilted, Disney factory style of acting. I think Robert Downey Jr. is a bit of a different case than those two because he was considered a wunderkind, one of the best actors of his generation before he crashed and burned.

        I recently re-read the infamous NY Times article about the making of The Canyons, and it could’ve been a minor victory for Lindsay. The people who made the movie weren’t newbies. If she had impressed them, if she had surprised everyone with the quality of her performance, etc., she could have had a similar trajectory to Barrymore. Drew was able to parlay good notices in crappy indie projects to small supporting roles in better movies, then eventually starring roles in major movies and her own production company, where she worked aggressively at finding good projects for herself. But Lindsay once again acted up on the set of The Canyons. She just didn’t care about being a professional, she didn’t care about her fellow actors, the director, the crew etc. She didn’t care about the material as an actress wanting to make a good film or to create a character, she just cared about whether she looked good. She wanted to have the most screentime, whether it made sense for the film or not. Who would want to hire her? Filmmaking is a team effort, and Lindsay has made it clear over and over again that she doesn’t want to be part of a team. The problem is that you’re able to get by with diva behavior like that in Hollywood as long as you’re profitable, and Lindsay hasn’t been profitable in a long time.


        Posted Mar 27, 2014 @ 10:23 AM

        I don’t think Lindsay has realized exactly what she missed out on in her childhood. She was the breadwinner. She did not have a good education and did not have a good role model. Her parents were the worst.


        Posted Mar 27, 2014 @ 12:37 PM


        Lindsay is 27-years old, and hasn’t been under her parents’ thumb for many years. She alone is responsible for her behavior.
        I think Lindsay has several problems. I think she’s mentally ill, and her illness comes out as manipulation instead of what we would consider general craziness. I think she has no one in her life who holds her accountable. And her parents, who were supposed to teach her how to be an adult, are even more screwed up and irresponsible than she is. What do Dina and Michael even DO for work? Dina was clearly on drugs on the Dr. Phil show, and we all know about Michael’s addictions and arrests.

        Even the weird thing with Lindsay’s brother and the $48,000 car. No, he does not need the car. But I’m guessing there was a lot of truth in Lindsay’s statements that their father has let them down, over and over. That he makes promises he has no intention of keeping.


        Posted Mar 30, 2014 @ 9:51 AM

        Frankly, I think everyone kissed Lindsay’s ass too much when she was growing up. She was talented, sure, but she wasn’t that talented. Add a layer of narcissism on top of that, and you have a brat who will never, ever change or work for something she wants because she is awesome and perfect the way she is, duh. It’s enough to make your head spin.

        I can’t see her ever having a back-up plan, even though she desperately needs one. She has dipped her toe in music and fashion design, but neither of those things worked out. I don’t know how other industries work, but I can’t see anyone willing to work with her since she is such a mess. Perhaps she should take Mara Wilson’s advice and take up botany.


        Posted Mar 30, 2014 @ 10:38 AM

        Eh, I really do blame her family. She was charming and cute and talented, but she was doomed from the moment she opened her baby eyes and saw Michael and Dina Lohan holding her. I truly believe she would have been the same mess on a smaller scale. She’d have been the suburban girl with the dirtbag dad and basket case alcoholic mother who don’t understand why their daughter won’t stop doing meth. They were never good people, from what I’ve read and heard, and they saw her as the gravy train to success. The only difference is she was surrounded by enablers at an exponential level, so she was able to have her personal drama on a much larger stage. Instead of run-ins with the local cops, she’s on TMZ.

        I don’t believe lack of fame would have resulted in a different Lindsay. Just one who was a little quieter about her problems.


        Posted Mar 30, 2014 @ 7:31 PM

        I absolutely do think that Lindsay’s parents are part of the reason why she is the way she is, I just don’t think they are an excuse for the choices she’s made under her own free will as an adult. Plenty of people have horrific childhoods, yet don’t knowingly and repeatedly disregard the law in numerous ways later in life. Whatever her mental problems, as far as I know Lindsay’s never been shown to be incapable of knowing right from wrong, or understanding the consequences of her actions.


        Posted Mar 31, 2014 @ 1:32 AM

        I don’t think Lindsay really wants to be an actress anymore.

        I think that Lindsay’s internal mantra for the last 7 years has been: “I’m happiest when I’m on set, I want to be a working actress, my talent is too great to waste.” It is so ingrained into who she is that she can’t see how false it is to her current life. Because over the last 7 years, she has had opportunities to be a working actress, and she has squandered every single one by not showing up to set, not being prepared, not holding up her end of the deal. Part of that is addiction, sure, but here she is sober and she’s still doing it.

        I think she likes the perks of being a celebrity, likes the money and the fame and the parties, the clothes and hairstylists and makeup artists, the red carpets, wants to win the big awards and have the adoration and the attention, but she doesn’t actually want to do the work. Because when she has to do the work, in “The Canyons” or the Elizabeth Taylor movie to this docu-series, she bails.

        Forget whether she still has/ever had the talent to make it as an actress, I don’t think she has the focus or motivation to do the actual work.


        Posted Mar 31, 2014 @ 10:35 AM

        Wow, this episode was another epic trainwreck. She should have know that the parts she’ll get these days are stunt casting like the Jimmy Fallon one. It was all stunt, no talent. During that sketch, she reminded me of a high school play actor and not even a good one. I also totally thought that Jimmy Fallon was Ari Graynor in the preview last week and until he spoke to her during the rehearsal. With the other acting gigs, I’m surprised that she hasn’t mentioned the Canyons article. I’m convinced it’s why she’s getting the gigs she’s getting coupled with her attitude and lack of work ethnic. As much as Paul Schrader’s an ass for that article and in general, he called her out on everything she’s in denial and delusion of. That article pretty much blacklisted her for any substantial work until she can prove she’s worthy of a comeback. From this “documentary,” she’s not worthy of any sort of comeback.

        I can’t believe that she got sedated for a veneer fix. I’ve had some major dental work and never got sedated during that. If anything, she seemed slap happy that she got drugs for the dental work. I had this program on in the background. Her talking heads are just a wall of excuses and rehab talk that she’s not following through on.


    • Everyone keeps saying Lohan is unhireable and she keeps getting hired.


      • More of a ratings stunt,perhaps????


        • That’s just it. Despite all her issues, Lohan still delivers ratings more often than not. If you can make Hollywood money (which Lohan still does) you will still find work no matter how big a mess you are. When she stops making money, she’ll stop getting jobs.


        • I don’t think Lindsay delivers ratings anymore.

          Liz and Dick did draw good ratings for Lifetime, but lower than some of their other, less publicized projects.

          From what I understand, the ratings for the debut of her show on OWN was considered pretty good, but not spectacular. The subsequent free-fall of that show’s ratings just showed that she can’t keep an audience even when she succeeds in drawing them, IMO.

          Her episode on 2 Broke Girls actually drew the lowest ratings of the season. So instead of being a draw, she might have become a repellent.

          She’s lucky that she did Mean Girls, she’s still coasting on the goodwill she had from girls connecting with the character she played on that film IMO. She’s to her generation what Alicia Silverstone was to mine, basically. I still have some affection for Silverstone, although I will say that she makes it easier because she doesn’t have anywhere near the personal problems that Lohan has.


        • The novelty is probably wearing off. But she’s still delivering enough buzz that people are hiring her despite the baggage she brings.


      • At one point she couldn’t get insured – maybe she can now.

        The Canyons was so small it might not have needed it.

        But- if Paris Hilton/Kardasians had/have a career- LL can get gigs for a while- but probably not a $100 million movie.


        • No, she won’t get big movies. She’ll keep getting little TV projects like this where she can deliver a ratings spike at relatively low risk. Being insured for a movie is very different from a guest role on a TV show.


  36. Thrtr’s also the Ugly Betty fiasco to worry,BTW!!!!


  37. Here’s a clip for Sunday’s finale……………


  38. LL revealed that she had miscarried in finale………



    • Well, they needed something for the finale I guess. Was that too cynical? Oops.


    • Well, at least Lindsay Lohan’s vagina is getting a lot of work.

      Apparently Lindsay Lohan recently compiled a list of the 36 celebrities whom she’d banged, then accidentally(?) let the list get out to the media. On one hand, it seems high for a woman in her late 20s; on the other, it seems about right for Lindsay Lohan.

      So far, none of the men on this list have complained about being, ha, linked to Lindsay Lohan. That’s another reason to call this list legitimate. At this point, I would think more men would be embarrassed of having had sex with her than being proud of it. It’s just no longer something you need to brag about–much like your AAA membership or your American Express card. (Have I had sex with Lindsay Lohan? No, let’s say I didn’t.)

      As terrible as Mila Kunis might be–and she is terrible–you never hear about her clubbing or her coke use or her unprofessionalism. (Mila Kunis does her coke in private.) We can blame Lohan’s parents, her apparent ADHD, her addictions–and we should, and there might be something medically wrong with her besides the “disease of addiction”–but ultimately her career went off the path when she became an adult, and she was no longer moored to having to protect her image as a Disney star. A large part of Lohan’s credibility problem comes from Lindsay Lohan. At this point, she chooses celebration over due diligence in both her personal and professional lives. She is the only white girl with more mugshots than a rapper. The most reflection she does is to compile a list of guys whom she banged.

      Lohan’s career went south because she did not exploit her youth–she was not content to churn out mediocre but profitable PG13 films for the tween crowd. The moment that she turned 18, she wanted to be taken seriously as an adult, but she wasn’t a serious adult. She was chewed out for her tardiness and unprofessionalism in a 2006 open letter from Morgan Creek Productions CEO James G. Robinson–which is an almost unheard of act of criticism, especially against the star of your own project. She is now reduced to doing indie films, because no major producer wants to touch her. (Ha.)

      Lindsay Lohan has had the quickest fall of any celebrity ever, going from the next Julia Roberts in 2004 to a washout in 2006; she was quickly eclipsed by just about the entire cast of Mean Girls except Lacey Chabert (whom I love), having started to refuse to show up on time and sober. Amy Poehler, who’s over a decade older, eclipsed the young woman. Lohan became a spoof of herself. She no longer dares rise to the level of people’s low expectations of her; she manages to sink further. (It’s not an issue of a gender double standard: Charlie Sheen has assloads of money from 2 1/2 Men, so there’s really no humiliating that guy at this point. He was proficient when he needed to be.) She briefly retired from acting to be a lesbian–no one having told her that she she could do both.

      Eighteen was the turning point, where she started the customary attempt of the teen starlet to shed her wholesome image, which is beneficial in one’s youth but restrictive in adulthood. But she attempted to embrace her womanhood immediately after turning 18, not taking the time to enjoy the opportunities afforded to a woman who could still play a teenage girl. Worst, the projects that she chose were objectively awful. She worked with the late Robert Altman, the end.

      She returned to acting, looking older and more out of shape than her youth would suggest. Her unique raspy voice is now just terrible. It seems unlikely that there will be a comeback for Lindsay Lohan. Her attempts to stage a comeback will be torpedoed as long as she’s still in the equation.


      • LL ruined her career by being, simply, a JERK. Lots of actors/actresses [heck, young people in general] go through a “wild phase” but she took it too far, to the point of being seriously dysfunctional & a lawbreaker and as a result is now pretty much a joke.

        LL had opportunities most people DREAM of and she p*ssed ’em away. No sympathy for her.


        • And bad-mouthing folks like J.Law(which she denies,but who’s listening?)won’t do her
          any favors………….how much longer before someone gives her last rites????


        • As a movie star? I already did. But she’s going to kick along as a pop culture punchline for a while longer it seems.


        • inAPPropriate Comedy is where laughs go to die:

          Offer then starts punching buttons, the first of which zooms up the underwear of an inhumanly orange, plastic-surgery-damaged Lindsay Lohan, who is dolled up to look like Marilyn Monroe in the famous skirt-lifting scene from The Seven Year Itch. Offer doesn’t trust the intelligence of his audience enough to make this connection, however, so he has a man following Lohan tell her, “Man, you look just like Marilyn on that grate!” to which Lohan, in her sandpaper rasp, croaks, “Yeah, but Marilyn never had to wear a SCRAM bracelet.”


    • It’s funny how the headline and the quote don’t match. The actor actually says Mean Girls would be very different if it were made today because Twitter is basically one giant Burn book. If anything, I think the movie would work even better today as there are more ways for teenage girls to be mean to each other than ever before.

      Headlines are funny. Anything to grab an extra hit these days. Let me suggest to People that mild profanity seems to be a good lure.


    • Hit Me With Your Best Shot: Mean Girls (2004):

      It’s remarkable that we’re actually coming up on the tenth anniversary of Mean Girls, which debuted in theaters on April 30, 2004. For one thing, I was in eighth grade at the time, and the film seemed like a portentous omen of what the next four years would be like for me (don’t worry, I turned out fine; I found my “clique” with the band geeks and chorus kids, and we were awesome). But what’s really astonishing is how successful the movie continues to be. Upon its release, Mean Girls did fine at the box office, but it was hardly a smash. But thanks to a fan base that is passionate and constantly growing, the film is as enormous as ever, thanks to cable re-runs, DVDs, endlessly quotable lines (even the White House does it), and Tumblr-ready .gif-able moments. It was a film made for our Internet age, before these social media sites even really existed.

      More after the jump.

      But it’s also interesting to think about how it was a perfect confluence of talent at the exact right moment in their careers. Just take a look at where everyone was in 2004:

      Lizzy Caplan, playing gothy Janis Ian, was an unknown entity. She would earn even more cult cred for the short-lived Starz comedy Party Down, becoming an Internet-favored actress, and ultimately landing a lead role in Showtime’s drama series Masters of Sex.

      Similarly, Amanda Seyfried, playing dim-bulb “Plastic” Karen, was a relative unknown. Her career would take off as a result, with parts in films as diverse as Mamma Mia, In Time, Les Miserables, and the upcoming Seth MacFarlane comedy A Million Ways to Die in the West.

      Tim Meadows (Principal Duvall), Amy Poehler (Regina’s mom), and Tina Fey (Ms. Norbury; she also wrote the screenplay) were primarily known as cast members of Saturday Night Live, and only Meadows had really broken out before this film (with the noted flop The Ladies Man).

      Rachel McAdams, of course, had a banner year in 2004. The combination of playing Queen Bee Regina George in this film and her role opposite Ryan Gosling in The Notebook made her an instant star, which she would follow-up with another smash the following year in Wedding Crashers before slowly fading out of the spotlight. She’s attempted a comeback, most recently with About Time last year.

      And then there’s Lindsay Lohan. There’s already been so much written about Lohan post-Mean Girls, so I won’t reiterate the gritty details of her spiral from promising actress to self-made tabloid fodder. But the former of those is abundantly apparent in this film. As new-kid-in-school Cady Herron, Lohan is a comic wonder, perfectly nailing Cady’s transition from shy sweetheart to treacherous manipulator. She had an undeniably bright future ahead of her, and even if the subsequent decade squandered most of it on breakdowns and awful movies, at least Mean Girls continues to stand as an artifact of what could have been.

      A true testament to the film’s staying power is the biting, quippy script that Fey wrote for this film. The film is a tour de force of razor-sharp satire, which is all the more impressive considering that the book the film is based on, Rosalind Wiseman’s Queen Bees and Wannabees, is essentially a self-help book for mothers with teenage daughters. Fey turns it into a post-Y2K version of Heathers, the 1988 film that serves as the most obvious forbearer to this film (another being 1995’s Clueless). Fey and director Mark Andrews get a lot of mileage out of Cady’s background of being raised in the African bush by sociologists, wasting no opportunity to present North Shore High as an unruly jungle, where the popular girls – the “Plastics” – are the top of the food chain. The flights-of-fancy cutaways that populate the movie are essential to this aesthetic: through Cady’s point-of-view, we see her fellow students devolve into beasts at the watering hole, behaving on primal instinct rather than wit and cunning.

      Cleverly, these fantasy sequences set up the epic melee in the film’s third act, when the Plastics’ “Burn Book” is turned in and published by Regina in a scheme to bring Cady down. The junior girls see all of the mean things written about them, realize that their friends have been saying awful things behind their backs, and a full-scale fight breaks out. Even though this sequence is based in the “reality” of the film, it feels like a payoff of Cady’s mental comparisons.

      Best Shot

      And, in the midst of it all, there stands Regina George. The queen of the jungle, she surveys the scene with a sense of pride in her accomplishments. Even after Cady tricked her into eating an “all-carb diet” to loose weight, knocking her down several rungs in the social order, Regina is confident in her ability to still hold power over everyone in the school. You can knock a good queen bee down, but what happens when you make a bee mad? Everyone gets stung.

      Looking back on the film for this post, I realized I had forgotten that there’s a very sad idea at its core: Regina and other “mean girls” make people’s lives miserable. In between the war of sabotage between Cady and Regina, Cady’s attempts to “crack” Regina’s right-hand Gretchen (Lacey Chabert) reveals the fallout of their friendship. Gretchen has given up a lot, even pretending to dislike her parents’ gifts, because Regina so thoroughly controls her life. Both Gretchen and Karen – and, inevitably, Cady at her worst – define themselves by Regina’s terms. They’ve convinced themselves, to paraphrase Cady, that being miserable but popular is better than being happy and unpopular. In hindsight, with maturity, this sounds insane, but I can vividly remember that being the prevailing mindset at my high school. So it’s surprisingly heartbreaking when Gretchen cracks and tells Cady about how horrible Regina makes her life.

      But of course, what people always (and rightfully remember) about this film is how incredibly funny it is. Every time I see this movie, I’m always amazed by how it deftly handles a number of disparate tones, switching from ditzy goofiness to dark sightgags to scathing sarcasm with remarkable ease. It’s a testament to how in-tune everyone involved was with Fey’s sense of humor, and if you squint hard enough, you can make out elements of this film that would carry over into her NBC comedy series 30 Rock. So I’ll close this out with a few images that I always find funny:

      Just how bad is Regina George? Obviously, she once punched a girl in the face, and “it was awesome.” But I love when, in the assembly after the Burn Book reveal, Ms. Norbury asks anyone who’s personally felt victimized by Regina to raise their hands:

      Nobody is safe.

      Speaking of Duvall, I’m also really fond of the fact that when he’s alerted to the riot happening in the hallway, the first thing he does is grab a baseball bat:

      Sorry for the blurriness.

      I also really like that this action is subtly referenced when he later proclaims, “oh hell no, I did not leave the Southside for this.” He’s clearly been in this sort of situation before.

      Finally, probably my favorite little beat in the entire movie is the smile that comes across Karen’s face during the trust fall. Gretchen apologizes to the school, claiming she “can’t help it that she’s popular,” and as she prepares to fall backward into the crowd. But everyone else has backed away, leaving only Karen:

      As we say in the South, bless her heart.


      • Why does — and will — ‘Mean Girls’ continue to endure online?

        “Mean Girls” also seems to be a middle point on an “excellent teen movie” spectrum between the very sweet, self-consciously girly “Clueless” and the murder-mayhem satire that is “Heathers.” It’s the most accessible of the three.

        [I’ve seen] mashed content that shows “The Breakfast Club” transitioning into “Clueless” transitioning into “Mean Girls.” How soft and tender and light “Clueless” appears when you stick it next to “Mean Girls”! “Mean Girls” is so much more honest about what the high school experience is really like. And the generation that came of age when “Mean Girls” was released is the generation that has the reins of the Internet now. Just by chance, “Mean Girls” had the best timing. I think a lot of it had to do with the timing as the Internet grew up. And, to date, no high school movie has come along to trump “Mean Girls” or dethrone it.

        What does “Mean Girls” have going for it that other iconic teen movies are missing? Is it the most quotable of them all?

        As ridiculous as it sounds, “Mean Girls” is both funnier and far more honest [than “Clueless”]. There’s a lot of viciousness in there, and it’s masked as a joke and you laugh, but it’s just straight out of high school. I don’t think anyone watches “Clueless” and thinks, “I can totally relate to that experience of high school”… “Mean Girls” became, in some ways, more powerful and influential over the way people spoke. It hits closer to home. The idea of a Burn Book with people getting made fun of for the most ridiculous crap – the hot dog, being overweight – all the teen issues, that’s not in “Clueless” at all, it’s not in “Can’t Hardly Wait,” it’s not in “Heathers.” Those are all genre films that are amped up, to a degree, in one direction or another. Whereas “Mean Girls,” to me, is a bizarre reflection of reality… On that note, I think we can guarantee that “Mean Girls” will be popular forever.


  39. LL eyeing West End debut…….


    • Teen Titan to Train Wreck: Lindsay Lohan’s Timeline:

      “I’m an angel compared to some of my friends.” — Lindsay Lohan

      Once a freckle-faced Disney darling, Lindsay Lohan was on the brink of true Hollywood stardom in 2006, receiving rave reviews for her acting and courting comparisons to a young Jodie Foster. By the end of 2007, however, Lohan would find herself to be a more frequent visitor of rehab clinics and jail cells than of late night talk shows and red carpets. Today, she continues to make headlines for her bad behavior while hoping a role in a David Mamet play will help remind people that there’s more to her than just drama-razzi. How and when did things go wrong for Lindsay? Check out our timeline of trouble below, complete with our trainwreck metric that rates incidents on a scale of 0 to 6 trainscars’ worth of wreckage. Tune in to our Reelz original series Hollywood Scandals on Thursday, August 28 at 9p ET/PT, for the full story on how the Lindsay Lohan train derailed.


  40. your comment saying macadams career flopped she made more films then seyfield and bigger name she is biggest name out the mean girl cast from notebook to sherlock midnight in paris she is doing good lastly vow made alot of money despite sucking where did the idea of career bombing coming from what has seyfield done besides mamma mia


  41. unlike others on the list lohan has no talent just some pretty face disney actress she is one of those child stars who got off by being cute but as she gets older she relizes she cant transform into adult roles cause of limited range


  42. Rachel mcadams may be doing successfully after mean girls, but she does the exact same role over and over again: the cute, girlfriend type. Sherlock holmes was a success, but that was in no means due to her, her role was very minor. She has talent, but she’s continually diminishing her potential by doing all these cutesy roles.


  43. midnight in pars was much different so was time travellers wife and she had alot of screentime in holmes almost much as law and downy jr her career is doing good not every actor can expect to have every leading role to be a hit not everyone is cruise hanks and ford supporting in successful movies are just as valid its better then doing leads in shit movies as long as there is alot of screen its good she is talented and doing since supporting roles dont mean lets take star wars away from ford


  44. your right they said downey would never make a comeback but he made it i remember a lot of people were pissed when they announced him for iron man but now when it came out nothing but praise goes to him same thing with rourke his career then boom back in a list with wrestler although to be he never reached a list until iron man most of films before iron flopped some critically acclaimed but never really an audience and is considered forgotten then iron man came all of sudden he was mister blockbuster and is now considered a draw but i doubt lohan can come back she was never a respected actress just a cute disney girl with no real acting chops once she got old the cute roles dried up and she wasnt talented enough for real roles before iron man downey was mocked for being a drug addict but was still considered a great actor even got an oscar nom too


  45. he was dumb to turn down hangover sure heathers role was short but maybe it would help branch lindsey a bit in adult roles


  46. The time traveler’s wife is her playing another sweet girl in a chick flick romance. And downey and law were onscreen in nearly every frame in sherlock holmes. Her name may follow them in the credits, but her screentime was nothing compared to them. I thought anyone could’ve played her part.


  47. she played it well and it success still helped her theres argument the sucess do sent count for law or downey since sherlock was already established franchisee people didnt see because of them watch family stone she was not sweet in that or a wanted man with exception of 2 well established franchise sherlock and iron man none of downeys movies made money


  48. i’m sorry, but no one went to see sherlock because of rachel mcadams. Like u said, it probably helped her career, but she was just lucky to be in it. U don’t have to like them, but law and downey are the whole movie. Sherlock and iron man may have been established before downey and both probably would’ve made money with another actor in the roles, but there’s no way robert downey did not add to the success of those movies. Tons of downey’s movies make money. tropic thunder made a lot of money and he was nominated for an oscar, so did due date. I’ve seen the family stone, yes, her character was a little different.


  49. iam sure her name got star power before sherlock holmes he was on verge of comeback with iron man but rachel was a big name of actress she had lots of hits before then most downys movies besides iron man dont make money tropic thunder was hit cause ben stillers silly comedies make money robert didnt carry it.due date was the only non franchise lead that made money however the plot was similar to hangover and zachs hangover success must of helped alot too rachel still has a better body of work then robert her career is doing fine iam sure they choose her for holmes cause of her star power


  50. Tropic thunder may have been a hit because of ben stiller, but robert downey got the oscar nomination. It’s just what u said about richard gere in primal fear. He was the star, the movie was a hit, but edward norton got the oscar nomination. Yes, i’m sure she was cast because of her name, don’t think the director would want to go with an unknown for her part, but rachel does not have star power at the box office. She’s been in a lot of hits, but they’ve been other people’s movies. The one time she was the lead, in morning glory, the movie flopped. Her character in holmes was important, but she was definitely not the reason people went to see the movie.


  51. only difference between primal and tropic is tropic made money primal did decent at best i forget he got nom for tropic primal dosent count as a hit for gere cause the only success it came from nom for norton tropic made alot of money primal didnt she was co lead in notebook she can carry a movie


  52. Primal fear made money, check boxofficemojo. And i’m not saying rachel can’t carry a movie, she’s better than a lot of young actresses out there, but she’s not the star of sherlock holmes. The movie’s called sherlock holmes, not irene adler.


  53. it still counts as a hit for her actually primial fear did ok it did decent it wasnt a smash only 4 of geres movies made alot of money those are office and gentleman pretty women runawa bride and chicago primal did decent it didnt make alot of money sherlocks holms did more for her career then primial did for gere


  54. Yes, it counts as a hit for her, but primal fear was definitely a hit for gere. Whether or not u get an oscar, if your movie makes 100 million at the box office, i’d call it a hit.


  55. primal fear didnt make that much only 4 of his movies made that much primal fear didn it did ok


  56. it made 56 millon in the states


  57. 102 million worldwide.


    • You’re looking at it the wrong way. 56 Million in today’s dollars at the box office is nothing; that would be a modest box office take today. In 1996, almost 20 years ago, 56M domestically was a solid box office hit. Keep in mind, in the mid 90’s Hollywood still considered $100M to be the magic number to cross to be considered a blockbuster, so if Primal Fear made $56M back then it wasn’t a blockbuster by any means but it was a respectable hit for Gere at that point.


  58. Very true


  59. iam pretty sure in 90s 100 millions was the magic number and 56 million would still be et average back then its budget was 50 million it made back its budget didnt double it


  60. rachles most wanted man is getting reviews while the judge is on the other end


  61. I’m sorry, im still wondering why u think rachel has more star power than robert downey jr?


  62. rachel has success in different genres most of downey success is from iron man


  63. All of rachel’s box office hits have been other people’s hits, she’s been the supporting role. Robert is an oscar nominee, one of the highest paid actors in hollywood, and the star of two successful franchises. There’s no way she has more star power; that’s like saying kate hudson has more star power.


  64. notebook was co lead with gosling people did not see iron or holmes for downey jr those were 2 established franchise look at the reviews her latest movie wanted man got better reviews the the judge which looks like crap


  65. No one, and i mean no one, saw sherlock holmes for rachel! A movie of rachel’s getting better reviews does not mean more star power. Like it or not, downey is popular. Everyone saw iron man and holmes for downey, he’s the star and the title character. Those are his franchises. The one time rachel was the lead in morning glory, the movie flopped.


  66. If people didn’t see it for downey, then they probably were pretty disappointed, because he was in nearly every scene in both series. I think people were probably aware of that going in.


  67. but its like saying people say batman for keaton it was already established role the holmes movies made before downy was in it them iron man was popular comic book character downey had alot of flops before iron man he had more flops then rachel


  68. Again, rachel’s hits have been other people’s hits. She’s never the reason people went to see the movies. Channing tatum got most of the credit for the vow. her most memorable movie is still the notebook. Batman is a good example because remember when george clooney was batman? He was horrible, fans were upset, he never made another movie as batman. robert has played iron man in three movies, plus the avengers. He absolutely is part of the success of the series.


  69. but iron man would have been successful without him tobey was in 3 spiderman that made money is he an a list.when vow came out channing was still fairly new so rachel was bigger star


  70. This is gonna sound weird, but money and success is kind of different. george’s batman movie made money but it’s considered a disappointed and did damage to everyone’s careers. Iron man probably would’ve made money with another actor in the part, but robert is absolutely essential to the movie’s success, just like johnny depp with pirates. U think people went to see that because of orlando? Are u saying u don’t consider downey an a lister? He’s one of the biggest stars on the planet. Channing certainly wasn’t a new star, he was a new star when step up came out. I’ll admit rachel’s probably the better actor out of her and tatum, but he was a star then.


  71. he had 1 hit going for a rising star but not yet star rachel had a bucnh downey was not a draw before iron man he was not important part of success


  72. Step up, gi joe and dear john were all hits, they all had channing in them. 2012, when the vow came out, was probably the biggest year of his career with that, magic mike and 21 jump street. He was a huge star, probably thanks to teenage girls. Yes, iron man launched downey into superstardom which he hadn’t really experienced before that. U don’t have to like him, but it’s pretty ridiculous to say he contributes nothing to the success or iron man or holmes. Just because these things were established before he played them didn’t guarantee they were going to be a hit. Look at ryan reynolds in the green lantern, which bombed.


  73. but his name didnt bring people in to iron man most of his movies post iron man flopped solosit


  74. If his name didn’t bring people to iron man, they would not put it above the title. Yes, the soloist flopped, but that’s one movie, he got an oscar nomination for tropic thunder. just because the judge got a few bad reviews doesn’t mean it won’t be a hit. They might not have seen the first one for him, but they kept coming back and making the movies more successful. the third one made more than a billion dollars. Clearly fans love him in the role.


  75. it got 58 % on rotton tomatoes it got more then a few bad review it dosent look like the type of movie that bring huge numbers since its an indie


  76. That’s true, but sometimes an indie can be a modest success.


  77. true like Napoleon dynamite but we will have to wait see downy and duvall got amazing reviews for acting they could still score acting noms however when a movie bashed the academy idnores acting noms even if performances are good they make wide release since downey is still coming of the avengers success


  78. Let me know if it’s good if u see it at the festival


  79. I can see Miley Cyrus becoming the next Lindsay Lohan:

    I don’t think so. The Cyrus family seems (from what I know of looking at the cover of In Touch and People while waiting in line) like a solid, country-fried unit. That was Lohan’s problem; she has a s****y family and had no support system when she in trouble, everyone around her was enabling her drug and alcohol problems. I remember reading a Tina Fey interview a few years back and she was like “Lindsay, girl, please get your s*** together.”

    I guess I feel kinda bad for her (even though she’s rich and whatever) because she was just used as a money machine by her parents — her Dad even sued her at some point — and every tiny thing she does is picked over by “entertainment media”, like the entire world talks massive shit about her all over the internet and in print. That’s got to f***ing suck. And because this is how she grew up, she doesn’t know how else to live. I would kill myself.


    • Not to defend Lohan, but unlike Cyrus Lohan was once quite good at her chosen career path; The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, and Mean Girls were all very good movies and she performed quite well in them. Furthermore I thought Lohan was legitimately smoking hot back in the day, while Cyrus was never as attractive in comparison. Cyrus wasn’t all that good before or after this train-wreck, she’s sort of like the musical version of Tara Reid.

      Lindsay Lohan>>>Miley Cyrus:

      I’m not sure how much of a decision they have in picking their projects or what projects are picked FOR them, but it’s gotta drive some of those younger actors crazy when they keep doing movies aimed at an audience that they’ve outgrown (or that’s outgrown THEM). I mean, when you’re talking about someone like Lohan, if you look at her work, she had a period of maybe a year or two where she was a really big deal, but then she kept doing the same bulls***, and it got really old. Meanwhile, you’ve got actresses like Dakota Fanning and Abigail Breslin who were doing movies early on that WEREN’T necessarily aimed at people their own age, and they’ve gone on to be perfectly sane people with no problems and careers that are likely to continue for quite some time. It might be a combination of people looking out for them and having parents that AREN’T sociopaths that does the trick. Jesus, Lohan’s parents have probably had more screen time in recent years than she has, and they are terrible, terrible people…


  80. Top 10 Celebrity Falls From Grace:

    In show business, you either make or break it. Well, these guys made it, and then they broke it…badly! Join as we count down our picks for the top 10 celebrity falls from grace.


  81. Good lord, I cannot believe that phony story is being posted here. I’ve never heard of anything more ridiculous in my life. I feel sorry for anyone who actually buys into that bull. It shouldn’t even be posted here as joke, it’s insulting to even put Tom’s name next to that trainwreck’s.


  82. Lindsay Lohan’s Pal Fears for Wellbeing:

    Lindsay’s famous friends are concerned after seeing her stumble out of a club.


  83. Lindsay Lohan: ‘Meditation has changed my life’:

    The actress has credited meditation with turning her life around.


  84. EW’s ‘Mean Girls’ reunion: The cast looks back on the 2004 hit:

    One sure sign of a film’s legacy: Does it inspire its own holiday? If you happened to be anywhere near the Internet on Oct. 3, you probably noticed an outpouring of nostalgia for 2004’s Mean Girls. The reason? A throwaway line uttered by Lindsay Lohan’s Cady: “It’s October 3rd.” That may seem a pretty slim thread to hang an entire day on, but it’s indicative of the fervent fan base for this new-classic teen comedy. Written by Tina Fey and directed by Mark Waters (Vampire Academy), Mean Girls stars Lohan as a high school student at a new school who infiltrates the Plastics, »

    • Tim Stack


    • The Casts Of “Mean Girls” And “Ghostbusters” Reunited And It Is Just Perfect:

      For its 10th anniversary, Entertainment Weekly finally got the Mean Girls cast back together! Oh, and they made an awesome Ghostbusters reunion happen too.


      • This is exactly the kind of reunion Ghostbusters should have. Not a sequel. This right here. Perfect.

        EW had a really interesting interview with Ernie Hudson about his love/hate relationship with the film.


        • I personally, wouldn’t have minded a proper third “Ghostbusters” movie (of course, the first one was always going to be a tough act to follow regardless), it’s just that they waited way too long (even before the passing of Harold Ramis). I wish that they would’ve done it back in the early to mid-90s (e.g. around the time that Dan Aykroyd cameod as Ray Stanz in “Casper” and/or when the “Extreme Ghostbusters” animated series came out).


        • I’m perfectly okay with it never happening. If Ghostbusters 2 taught us anything, it’s that some things are better left alone. You can’t hope to catch that lightning in a bottle twice.


        • I think the problem w/ “Ghostbusters 2” is that Ivan Reitman, Harold Ramis, and Dan Aykroyd really didn’t bring anything new to the table. They pretty much redressed the script/basic plotline of the first movie. It was as if they didn’t want to rock the boat too much so they kept close to the formula that they felt worked. Another problem is that because of the success of the animated series (and because it was still in production at the time), a lot of the content or humor had to be toned down to make it more “kid-friendly”. What didn’t help is that Raimis and Aykroyd from my understanding, actually didn’t plan or envision “Ghostbusters” on being a franchise. In other words, they thought that the ending of the first movie was pretty stand-alone or neatly tied up. So the end result was that “Ghostbusters” basically hit the reset button by having the gang depicted as down on their luck underdogs again.


        • I agree with all of that. But I will add that the best parts of Ghostbusters were alchemy. The ingredients just came together. You can’t force that to happen a second time. They tried. And the end result is Murray looking bored while Aykroyd gets his rivers of slime.


        • The reunions are my favorite issues of Entertainment Weekly; heck I liked “Sports Night” back in the day. Yet, busting ALWAYS makes me feel good!


        • The photos just highlight even further how badly Lindsay Lohan has aged (due to her substance abuse issues/chronic hard partying combined w/ cosmetic procedures) in the past ten years when compared to her “Mean Girls” co-stars.


        • 9 Celebs Who Looked Better Before Plastic Surgery:

          1. Lindsay Lohan

          Lindsay Lohan may be totally unprofessional, a complete liar and an unapologetic party animal but, at one point, she had a really beautiful face. Around 2009, however, there was a sudden change and not one that can be attributed to hard living. The troubled star’s lips started to look plump and stiff; her cheeks appeared unnaturally full; and her forehead was suddenly unnaturally smooth. She obviously had work done – and it wasn’t even good work.

          The whole situation is really sad. Lohan wasn’t even in her 30s and she was already messing with something that was fine. If she felt like she looked unattractive before, she looks a lot worse now. She has become a dire warning for all young starlets. If they want to just have a good time and play with their faces, they might just end up with a career like Lohan’s and a face like hers too. If that doesn’t scare these starlets straight, we don’t know what will.


        • Celebrity plastic surgery before and after: Lindsay Lohan’s disaster:

          Lindsay Lohan is talented American model, actress. She was born in New York City on 2 July 1986. Her modeling career started when she was only three years old. When she was eleven, she got a role in the movie The Parent Trap. After her roles in the movies such as Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, she became really popular. She became a name that was so frequent in media, especially for paparazzi and tabloids. For years, Lindsay had serious problem with drugs and alcohol abuse and she needed to go to rehab. She did not finish rehab programs, and she was even in jail. All those situations made her even more interesting to the tabloids and paparazzi. Lindsay turned from one really cute and intelligent girl to very problematic and hard to work with girl. Her appearance also has changed a lot. So the rumors about Lindsay Lohan plastic surgery started, but truth to be told, no one was actually surprised.

          Apparently, Lindsay Lohan used to be a lovely girl. She had got a sweet smile, twinkle eyes. She was an idol of teenagers through family and teen movies.

          Fresh-faced Lindsay Lohan started out as a child model and rose to fame in Disney’s The Parent Trap.

          As soon as gossips about her plastic interventions started, there are a lot of Lindsay Lohan plastic surgery before and after videos and photos on Internet, and everyone really could realize the diferent on her. From cute and charming girl that everyone loved, her face seemed older. The celeb plastic surgery procedures did not really improved her looks, because she was no longer natural. The celeb plastic surgery included Lip injections, Facelift procedure, Breast implants.

          Plastic surgery made her look more “plastic”. Plastic surgeries have completely ruined that natural, girlie look she used to have before all the partying and cosmetic interventions that were supposed to refresh her and erase marks of all the drinking, possibly drugs and sleepless nights. When it comes to Lindsay Lohan lips it is obvious that they appear fuller and plump, but not in a natural way. Lip fillers have once again proved to be one bad choice, among several others. Lip fillers in her case have stretched her lips unnaturally, making her pout totally stand out, and not in a good way. Now, when it comes to facelifting procedure, it is evident that hers hasn’t been done properly, making her cheeks look unnaturally sharp and altered, even changing shape of her face. About her breasts, her breasts are bigger but they are really artificial.

          Although only 26, Lindsay Lohan looks older than her years following lip injections, botox, a rumored rhinoplasty and derma fillers in her cheeks.

          Celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Garth Fisher gives Celebuzz his expert opinion on her appearance, after some have speculated she’s had plastic surgery. Dr. Fisher, is not her plastic surgeon and did not treat her. After seeing at the most current photos of the Hollywood celeb, particularly in very contrast to only several years ago or before 2006, he mentioned that it looks like Lindsay Lohan has had several work done.He says :“She looks like she has had an excessive amount of filler injected in her face,” , adding, “I’m not a fan.”

          Dr. Fisher also stated that seemingly she appears like she has had too much amount of filler injection on her face. He added that he does not really like it. He explained that dermal fillers are non-persistent, non-surgical injections applied in the lips, cheeks and beneath the eye. These can be applied to level out scars and in other parts to reform the surface look of the face. Juvederm was very well-known filler several years back, however, many doctors have begun using Radiesse to improve superficial shapes or soften facial furrows and crinkles because it tends to remain a bit longer. These also have a more excessive pleasure percentage amongst patients who got the plastic surgery.

          Lindsay Lohan is one among many younger Hollywood actresses that have chosen to improve her look artificially, but the celebrity plastic surgery was her bad luck. It also warn someone that sometimes plastic surgery can be a bad thing- especially when it becomes addictive.


  85. oBYTuary: Lindsay Lohan

    No “celebrities” were harmed in the writing of this column. Its purpose is to mourn the loss of their careers, status, and in all likelihood bank accounts. This is an homage to their life’s work, both well-received and utterly humiliating. I have the utmost respect for all of them, even if they no longer have respect for themselves.

    As far as I know Lindsay Lohan might actually be dead. Never has a star shined so bright and quickly, only to fall so hard…into jail…multiple times. Although who am I to criticize that? I’ve been to jail a few times myself. A night here, a night there, two weeks once with a girl who stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with the heel of her pump. That’s not the real problem here. What is the problem? Who knows. Both of her parents seemed to be pretty fabulously dysfunctional. They remind me of one of my favorite poems, by Philip Larkin: “This Be The Verse.”

    Genetics can be a cruel mistress. I speak from experience, but what Lohan had and I lacked is access to an endless supply of money and absolutely no one to stop her from abusing it. God that sounds great, doesn’t it? So what in the hell happened, she isn’t the first starlet to go bad, but she is doing a spectacular job of not digging herself out of it.

    In 1998 Lohan had her first role on the big screen in the remake of “The Parent Trap,” which also starred Dennis Quaid and Lohan as 2 girls. She was a cute, freckled red haired girl and no one even minded the fact that Haley Mills did a much better job of it over 25 years prior to the remake. She was only 12 years old. In Barrymore years that’s halfway to full-blown alcoholic but she managed to keep her shit together. This garnered her a 3 picture deal with Disney who we all know is the Evil Empire. Do not fuck with Disney.

    In 2003 she banged out another remake with Disney, “Freaky Friday,” alongside the Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis. I’m partial to the original because it starred a pre-Accused Jodi Foster who was a delightful Tom Boy in the film. In the 2003 version Lohan played a misunderstood youth in a band. Stop right there. Her 3 blond highlights weren’t selling it for me. The only legitimate angst in the film was the anxiety I felt while watching it. Apparently it got an 88% on Rotten Tomatoes but what does that site know. It gave “Back to the Future 2,” a 64%. Come on.

    In 2004 she starred in “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,” which probably hit closer to home for her. Frankly this movie made no sense to me. I saw it in theaters, sadly.

    She also starred in “Mean Girls” opposite amazing actors like Rachel McAdams, Lizzy Caplan, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Tim Meadows and Amanda Seyfried. Tina Fey penned this wonderful modern-day Heathers and for that I am forever grateful…though honestly Caplan/McAdams and Seyfried stole the film. Lindsay was just a piece of cardboard.

    Between 2004 and 2006 Lohan somehow managed to host “Saturday Night Live” 3 times. Is she trying to break the Baldwin record? She did okay, in terms of former Disney stars she’s no Timberlake. Then she did that thing where she made an album. It did alright. I’ve literally never heard a song on it.

    Now I have. It’s not the worst thing in the world.

    After one more Disney reboot in 2005, “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” Lohan was finally free to take her money and almost literally set it on fire.

    She nailed it in “A Prairie Home Companion,” but things started to take a turn in 2007 when she was arrested for a DUI and police found cocaine on her, or in her. Whatever. Her arrest record is far too lengthy and fun to type out but please click on that link for all the good times.

    Let’s not forget her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson, her bizarre fascination with Marilyn Monroe (a drug addict who died of an overdose, great role model!), her clothing line (what?), and the fact that when she offered to speak on Obama’s behalf during his 2008 election run he politely declined saying she was “not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.” God I love him. Oh and remember that time she pulled a Winona and stole some jewelry? Or how about the time she “forgot about a court date” while at the Cannes film festival? And of course there is the failed film “Liz and Dick,” where she tried to play the role of Elizabeth Taylor. Oh really?

    In a recent court date for God knows what Lohan was offered 90 days of house arrest or rehab but guess what? She wants to start after Coachella. Hey Lindsay, I get it! My recent court date was the day before I left for SXSW and I told my lawyer to push for a jury trial so I could get more time to hang out and bang out in Austin, TX. We are kindred spirits!

    So, where does that leave her career-wise? Ummm, she’s played herself a few times and has had a recurring role on the aptly named show “Anger Management,” starring Charlie Sheen. Will we ever see our little LiLo again? Or will she continue to put the Freak back into Freaky Friday? Maybe she’s just stuck in her parents’ trap. Whatever the reason it would be nice to see her make a comeback, or just stop getting arrested.


  86. 5 Celebrities More Famous For Their Screw-Ups Than Their Talents:

    1. Lindsay Lohan

    Lindsay Lohan may still see herself as an actress; however, the rest of us see her as more of an out of control has-been who still has delusions of grandeur. It has been a long while since she’s had a real acting opportunity in Hollywood and by long we mean about a decade. “Mean Girls” was pretty much as good as it will get for this troubled redhead. It has been nothing but DUIs, drug busts and one too many rehab stints ever since.

    In Hollywood (and the rest of the world), Lohan has a reputation for being irresponsible and untrustworthy. Things have progressed so poorly over the years that there are very few people in the industry who trust her enough to work with her. The troubled actress doesn’t get this though. She wants her career to be back where it was when she was commanding $7.5 million a movie,. Sorry, Lindsay, but it is way too late.


  87. Fox News responds to Lindsay and Dina Lohan’s defamation lawsuit:

    “We will defend this case to the fullest,” a Fox News spokesperson says of the cocaine allegation. “The remark about which Lindsay and Dina Lohan complain was made on live television by a guest nearly a year ago. We removed the segment from our archives altogether last February and also apologized on-air.”


  88. What am I missing here? Lindsay Lohan was never in The Time Traveler’s Wife or Sherlock Holmes…you are thinking of Rachel McAdams, not Lohan


  89. Top 10 Celebrity Good Girls Gone Bad:

    These girls next door found themselves on the wrong side of the law. Join as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Celebrity Good Girls Gone Bad.


  90. Lohan in “I Know Who Killed Me” mentioned in WatchMojo’s Another Top 10 Career Ruining Movies


  91. Lindsay Lohan’s tweet of “Why is everyone in such a panic about a hurricane (I’m calling it Sally)? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace” makes WatchMojo’s list of Another Top 10 Dumb Things Said by Celebrities


  92. The 411 Douchebag of the Week: Lindsay Lohan:

    This week, the 411 Douchebag of the Week goes to Lindsay Lohan, for failing to complete her community service despite having years to complete it. Yes. Years.

    According to various reports, actress Lohan has only officially completed around 10 hours of her 125 hour community service sentence from her 2012 car crash in Santa Monica, California. You would think that Lohan, who hasn’t been a respected actor in over a decade, would have wanted to get her community service completed as soon as possible so she could, you know, get it out of the way. But, no, Lohan has deliberately skirted her responsibilities and now there’s a chance that if she doesn’t complete her full 125 hour requirement by May 28th she will be sent to jail. And you know what that means? Endless media speculation about what will happen to her in jail and how long she’ll actually spend in jail. Round the clock expert analysis of what really happens when celebrities are sent to jail followed by video packages of every modern celebrity that has done time. And then more expert analysis followed by complaints about the news media focusing on celebrity gossip nonsense instead of real news. Does anyone really want any of that?

    Of course not. So why the hell didn’t Lohan complete her community service as soon as possible? Stupidity? Possibly. A large sense of celebrity entitlement? More than likely. She is famous, and fame tends to make celebrities believe that they are above everything, including the law. And since she is “important” in that way perhaps there’s an expectation that, even with stern warnings from various judges, that, in the end, nothing will really happen to her. Community service requirements are for poor people, regular people, not important celebrities like Lindsay Lohan. She used to be in movies. She also did Playboy that one time. She’s a cultural icon. You don’t put icons in jail even if they screw up their lives and violate the law. You just don’t.

    Lindsay Lohan should go to jail if she doesn’t complete her community service requirement. And she should be forced to complete the full stretch of her sentence, whatever the hell it ends up being. And then maybe she’ll figure out that she needs to fix her life. She probably won’t since, as I said last issue, no one ever learns anything, but it should happen anyway. You know, there’s always a chance, even with super entitled celebrities, that Lindsay Lohan will figure her life out.

    It also would be nice if Lohan’s mother and father stopped being enabling douchebags and figured out their own f***ing lives, but one thing at a time. Maybe if they see their daughter turn her life around they’ll make an effort for their own lives.

    And then Lindsay Lohan can go back to being an actress, get out of the scandal sheet tabloid gossip press, and we’ll never have to hear about any of this shit ever again. I think that’s a goal we can all get behind, right?

    Who is with me on this? Everyone, right?


  93. 10 Actors Whose Craziness Got Them Kicked Out Of Hollywood:

    Lindsay Lohan

    There are presumably very few human beings with even a passing interest in the cinematic medium who are not aware of the decline of one Lindsay Lohan, former child actress who slowly revealed herself to be something of a basket case.

    As if countless on-set tantrums, fights and disputes weren’t enough, Lohan also fell into drugs and alcohol in her late teens and she’s yet to recover.

    And now that her reputation is forever cemented as that of “nut-job,” nobody in Hollywood wants to work with her, and she’s forced to take cameo appearances in movies like Scary Movie 5 to get by. Even when Lindsay seems to be “getting better,” it takes only a few weeks before she’s scraping the bottom of the barrel all over again. Sad, really.


  94. How Quickly Can You Fall From Highest Paid Teen Star to Soft-Core Porn?

    In 1992, I ran across a straight-to-Cinemax movie called Blown Away late one night. To say it was “awful” would be an insult to the word, which deserves better than to be associated with an erotic thriller that includes one of the most comically heinous motorcycle explosions you’d ever have the displeasure of watching (it turns out, the entire film is on YouTube, and you can watch the motorcycle bomb explode around the 1:04 mark).

    If you’re a 80s/90s kid, you might also find fast-forwarding to all the naughty bits much more convenient on YouTube than on your shitty VCR.

    What’s remarkable to me about Blown Away is not how miserably terrible it is, but who stars in it: The two most popular and highest paid teen stars of the 1980s, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, as well as Nicole Eggert, a teen star in her own right for playing the rebellious daughter in the clean-cut syndicated sitcom Charles in Charge with Scott Baio.

    And the thing is, none of these actors were far removed from their peaks when Blown Away came around. Charles in Charge ended in 1990. The Coreys much publicized partnership didn’t even begin until 1988’s License to Drive, and they’d also starred in the body-switching comedy Dream a Little Dream the year after.

    But even without today’s intense media scrutiny, both Coreys had managed to fall faster than Lindsay Lohan, whose descent began with 2005’s Herbie Fully Loaded and didn’t hit the soft-core porn bottom until 2013’s Canyons.

    Eggert managed to pull out of the nosedive to some degree by landing on Baywatch, but the Haim/Feldman fall was catastrophic. In Hollywood terms, it was practically overnight. They’d gone from the cover of Teen Beat to taking turns badly fucking Nicole Eggert in a straight to late-night cable movie. The Coreys were 21, and their best days were already behind them, and they’d managed to do this without the benefit of Twitter or TMZ.

    How does that happen so fast? Drugs, of course, not that I had to tell any of you that. In fact, during filming of Blown Away, Corey Haim spent his nights with then girlfriend Nicole Eggert hooked to an IV in a hospital to battle withdrawal pains. Haim never beat that drug addiction, either. Within four years of Blown Away’s release, he had to be fired from a job by his own best friend, Corey Feldman. That same year, he went broke, filing for bankruptcy the next year. Ultimately, after 15 stints in rehab, a few arrests, a number of comeback attempts, unwanted sequels, and a celebreality show with Feldman, Haim died in 2010.

    That tragedy, sadly, makes it more difficult to make fun of the scene in which Eggert shoots Feldman in the back right after Haim catches Feldman and Eggert’s characters having sex. “That’s an amazing penis,” Haim says, before revealing that he knew his half-brother had planted a bomb in his car out of jealousy, and that Eggert’s character had masterminded the entire scheme. Haim’s character was the only one of the three to survive the film. Sadly, the same cannot be said of the actor, a man with so much early promise, all lost to addiction.


    • The Canyons was very far from soft core porn.


      • Oh by the way, Corey Feldman didn’t take to kindly to me forwarding him this article:


      • 8 Child Actors Who We Wish Had Stayed Kids:

        Lindsay Lohan

        The life of Lindsay Lohan is probably the platonic ideal of the “child star goes bad” story. As an adorable redhead child, Lohan moved from commercials to TV soaps and on to movies, impressing people with her precocious talent along the way. Her breakthrough film role was as twins Hallie and Annie in The Parent Trap, after which she seemed set for huge things. She followed it up with a fun turn in Freaky Friday opposite Jamie Lee Curtis and then became a household name following her starring role in Mean Girls. Then…she grew up.

        After the peaks of her early and teenage years, Lohan has suffered from some pretty major lows. DUIs, stints in rehab, extensive substance abuse and very public break-ups became pretty much all you heard about her, though she was also managing the occasional acting role. She eventually lost the support of major studios and these days her once promising career seems to have come to nothing. In 2013, she starred in The Canyons, a small-budget film, for a fee of $100 a day and the main story coming out of that project was that she’s impossible to work with. It’s a pretty sad tale all round, so is it so crazy to wish she’d stayed cheerful and cherubic forever?


  95. Top 10 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy

    Fame, wealth and complete madness are just a few things that can affect who you ultimately become. Join as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy.


  96. Michael Lohan, Kate Major: CPS takes the kids

    Michael Lohan and Kate Major had their kids taken away last week … TMZ has learned.

    Sources familiar with the situation tell us, the Florida Dept. of Children and Families (DCF) sent social workers to Kate’s apartment in Boca Raton Wednesday after obtaining a video of some sort of extreme argument Michael and Kate were having in front of 2-year-old Landon and 10-month-old Logan.

    We’re told DCF told Kate they were taking the kids temporarily until a responsible family member could take temporary custody. We’re told the kids were put in foster care overnight.

    Our sources say Michael’s mother flew from Long Island immediately and the kids were taken to Michael’s home Thursday under the guardianship of grandma.

    We’re told Michael and Kate can both see the kids, but only in grandma’s presence.
    It doesn’t sound all that peaceful … we’re told 911 was called to Kate’s apartment after Kate claimed Michael was banging on her door.

    There’s a hearing scheduled Tuesday in family court to go over the video and the plan.


  97. How Lindsay Lohan’s Sharon Tate Homage Shows The Unsavory Side Of Social Media

    Famed serial killer Charles Manson turned 81 years old on Thursday, and chronically troubled actress Lindsay Lohan chose to celebrate the occasion in an inauspicious way. The night began like many other Lohan evenings in London. The social media addict got all gussied up and snapped an Instagram photo for her audience. As Lohan’s lack of judgment would have it, she happened to be dressed up as Manson victim Sharon Tate. Is this a leftover Halloween photo, or did Lohan realize what she was doing? Planning such an outfit requires forethought, and she took care to label her image with an “I LOVE SHARON TATE.”

    Lohan’s Photoshop addiction may also be at work in this image. The curtains look a little “off” in the background, although this isn’t as egregious of an effort as Lohan’s other digital manipulations. The real issue here is the Manson homage. Lohan’s Instagram commenters reacted by labeling her as “officially a hopeless loser” and “a disgusting trashbag.” Some credit goes to Lohan for not letting comments bother her, but she may not even read them.


    • 9 Celebrity Meltdowns Captured On Social Media

      Lindsay Lohan

      On the heels of Lindsay Lohan suggesting that she’ll run for President of The United States in the year 2020, we’ll take a stroll down her social media memory lane. It seems that Lindsay is genuinely seeing things differently now. Is it a result of going so far one direction, she has gone too far in the other? We’ll have to hold on that one. What we can boldly proclaim: Lindsay doesn’t understand that you have to be 35 in order to run for President of The United States of America. We’re digressing…We may be a little ahead of the curve on this one, but it seems like Lindsay is finally coming to terms that even when do-gooding, she’s no more important than the next person. Such lofty aspirations crash hard when the fall. Add that to her list of Twitter/Instagram gaffes.


  98. 10 Biggest Disney Star Scandals

    Lindsay Lohan

    Poor Lindsay. This former Disney star has sure had her share of scandal over the years! With her DUI and probation violations, this Mean Girls star racked up six mug shots between 2007-2013! Lindsay has spent three stints in rehab for substance abuse, which have caused her to lose movie deals, and she has subsequently moved to the small screen. In 2014, the Oprah Winfrey Network launched a documentary series called Lindsay that filmed Lindsay’s recovery and attempt to piece her life back together after the struggles in her personal life and career. The show was met with mixed critical reception and ran for a total of eight episodes. Lindsay has since moved to stage acting…


  99. Dennis Quaid looks back on “The Parent Trap” and Lindsay Lohan


  100. Re: Celebs with HIV or serious STD’s tea?

    This Charlie Sheen story opened the door for a lot of speculating, especially about LL. Some years ago when she was having financial hardships, Sheen publicly offered her money, which she took. Both of them were heavy drug users, so the possibility of unprotected intercourse was very high. LL surprisingly outed herself by releasing names of all/some of the men she slept with. IIRC, the numbers were in the high thirties. Never understood why a woman would spill her own beans in such a way….but now, the possibilities are shocking. If you have HIV/AIDS, you are suppose to notify your partners so they could be tested. Which would explain her reason for sitting down to make a list of her conquests, and why she looks horrible. That list was full of popular actors/entertainers. Most of those men are in relationships or married. This story is so far reaching, if it’s true and she does have it, the people she could’ve passed it to and they could’ve passed it to (if they didn’t already have it) are numerous.


  101. @lindsaylohan is a bikini-clad babe in her saucy new photo shoot


  102. This is so fetch. Lindsay Lohan returns to the mic with Duran Duran.


  103. She starred in our favorite movies like The Parent Trap, Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. Is it time for Lindsay Lohan to make a comeback?


    • 9 Celebrities Who Ruined Their Careers

      Lindsay Lohan

      Lindsay Lohan had a bright future ahead of her before her lifestyle decisions got in the way. She got her start as a child star in The Parent Trap and other flicks like Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, but all of her success came crashing down when Lindsay’s behavior seemed to spiral out of control. Her issues with drinking and drugs came to the forefront with several notable public arrests and rehab stints as well as firings from various sets. In attempt to regain popularity Lindsay was given her own documentary series on OWN, but the show was a flop and plans for a second season were cancelled. As of May 2015, Lindsay completed her probation for her reckless driving in 2012. Perhaps 2016 will give the thirty-year-old a fresh start.


      • Difficult actors – Page 15

        Jay Thomas worked with Lindsay Lohan on some low-rent thing – he explained in an interview that the insurance for Lohan was out of control because of her criminal history and it was impossible for the producers to turn a profit, even though having a big B-list star doing DTV is usually easy money.


      • 10 Absolute Worst Flops In Movie History

        I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

        When schoolgirl Aubrey disappears, her parents and the police assume she’s been abducted by the killer of one of her classmates, but when a lookalike named Dakota is found by a motorist, everyone believes she’s the missing girl. Are they mistaken, or are Aubrey and Dakota the same person? It’s an intriguing set-up, but it was never going to work – both girls are played by Lindsay Lohan.

        In between parental spats, DUI arrests and stints in rehab, Lohan’s party-girl image caused studio executives to publicly rebuke the star, whose name was becoming a punchline in the tabloids and on TV talk shows. Things got worse when the grosses for I Know Who Killed Me came in.

        Released when the summer blockbusters were still in theaters, takings fell off by 64% after its first week, then by 87% the following week, resulting in a total domestic take of $7,498,716 on a $12m budget. Even in its opening weekend, it had only averaged $2,656 per screen, which coupled with bad word of mouth and poor reviews meant there wouldn’t be too many high profile movie roles in Lohan’s future.


  104. Ali Lohan calls out Jennifer Lawrence for dissing her big sister Lindsay:


  105. Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson on WatchMojo’s Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns


  106. Lindsay Lohan berates black bartender at Manhattan bar

    Lindsay Lohan’s crazed ways have once again landed the troubled starlet in hot water, has exclusively learned. According to multiple sources, cops were called to a Manhattan bar Friday night following a bizarre incident in which the Mean Girls actress spat in the face of a man and made a series of “racist” remarks.


  107. Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson on WatchMojo’s Top 10 Scandalous Celebrity DUIs


  108. Examples of how being a Disney star ruins your life

    Being a Disney star seems pretty cool: you’ll get rich enough to retire by 21 if you wanted, you’d be famous, and you’d get invited to exclusive parties. It all sounds like a sweet deal. That is, until things start to sour. So many stars began their careers with the House of Mouse, but not everyone emerged without scars. For every Justin Timberlake, there’s a Shia LaBeouf. For every Hilary Duff, there’s a Lindsay Lohan. Everyone reacts to fame at a young age differently. Here are the craziest ways Disney stardom can affect even the most seemingly stable celebrities.


    • 12 Most Shocking Disney Star Transformations

      Lindsay Lohan

      There is no other Disney star that has fallen so far from grace! The child-star was the ‘It’ girl when she starred in teen cult classics like Mean Girls, but between 2007-2013 she racked up 6 mug shots and some epically awful press! Lindsay spent 3 stints in rehab for substance abuse and her erratic behavior lost her countless movies deals and solidified her position on the D-list! In 2014, the Oprah Winfrey Network launched a docu-series called Lindsay that featured the troubled star, but after mixed critical reception, the show ended after 8 episodes. Lindsay has since moved to stage acting. Sad days.


  109. She WAS on a reality show, [R337]. In 2014. She can’t even get that now. The biggest revelation from that show that killed her career officially was that she wasn’t some tortured, troubled addict but an inconsiderate, self-obsessed a**hole who’s also an addict. When people realized that, the sad Lindsay stories were retired from the media.


    reply 339 Last Friday at 1:30 PM


  110. What celebrity’s career never recovered after a controversial incident?

    Lohan will find it harder to come back than Downey. She jacked herself up physically and in Hollywood there’s no coming back from that.

    Downey was still a good looking, charismatic dude once he was clean.
    Lohan’s a pain in the ass to be around and her plastic surgery makes her look like an aging porn star.


  111. Lindsay Lohan’s Dubsmash Of A Scene From ‘The Parent Trap’ May Short Circuit Your Brain


  112. Cast Of Freaky Friday: How Much Are They Worth Now?

    Back in 2003, Disney remade the 1976 film Freaky Friday with a slew of young and veteran stars. Lindsay Lohan, who was quickly becoming one of the generations biggest stars, took on the lead role while Jamie Lee Curtis starred as her mother. In the film, their souls switch bodies, leading to hilarious and emotional situations. A lot has changed, in ways both good and bad, in the 13 years since the film came out for many of the stars, and it still remains a bright spot in the otherwise sporadic and turbulent career of Lohan. All these years later, check out how much the cast of Freaky Friday is worth now.

    Lindsay Lohan

    Estimated Net Worth: $500 Thousand. For a short period of time, Lindsay Lohan was one of the brightest young stars in the industry after beginning her career as a child model and actor with her starring role in Disney’s remake of The Parent Trap. Freaky Friday was one of her next major roles, but things really took off for her popularity after she starred in 2004’s Mean Girls. She then had roles in Herbie Fully Loaded, Just My Luck and Georgia Rule, but unfortunately the lure of the party life seemed to influence Lohan too much and her career got derailed after multiple arrests for DUIs. In 2011, she agreed to a $1 million contract with Playboy to appear nude after coming close to bankruptcy, while the IRS also took over her bank accounts to pay back the $233,000 she owed in unpaid federal back taxes. Although she earned a reported $2 million for her series with Oprah Winfrey, most of it went towards paying back taxes, as well as rehab fees and, even though she seems to have turned her life around and has stayed away from the spotlight, she only has a reported net worth of $500 thousand.


  113. Nah, she was given soooo many chances to turn it around. Her court cases were always being thrown out. Her probation was extended so she could do her community service. Her last 5 movies were supposed to be her big comeback. She was given every chance to succeed but just threw it in everyone’s faces.

    Off topic but I feel like Jennifer Lawrence was Hollywood’s answer to Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay was THE golden girl. No one had anything bad to say about her. She had her pick of parts, she was at every show, she covered every magazine and every interview she did was the top story. Unfortunately, she was determined to make the world burn down around her. Right as she started fading out of the spotlight, Jennifer pops up out of nowhere.

    Sure, they can both act and they are both pretty. They were both marketed as golden girls. But if you think about it, Jennifer’s movies aren’t that great. She’s generic at best. Her whole personality is her putting her foot in her mouth. She has f***ed up multiple times but it gets swept under the rug because she’s the new golden girl that Lindsay once was.

    Now she’s fading out and someone younger is probably going to take her place. She may not have a drug problem like Lindsay but maybe the world will think twice when she does something like make fun of another actor for having severe mental illness. There is some sweet, pretty, 20 year old girl with some kind of down home accent who’s movie will be coming out this Summer that will dethrone Jennifer. I don’t know who but it is time. People are getting sick of her so it’s time to bring out the new golden girl.


  114. 15 Actors In Desperate Need Of A Box Office Hit


    It’s easy to forget these days, but Lindsay Lohan was once a promising newcomer. Her starring role in the remakes of The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday were an excellent start to what could have been a great career, and she followed up with such hits as Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Combined with a couple of pop albums, and it seemed like nothing could go wrong for LiLo.

    And then things got weird. Lindsay was twice arrested for DUI, checked into rehab no less than three times, and otherwise torpedoed her own career with her bad behavior and even worse movies. I Know Who Killed Me is classic snark-bait, and she squandered the goodwill she earned in Machete with terrible reviews for her performance as Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime Original Movie, Liz & Dick.

    She had small roles in the “comedies” Scary Movie V and InAppropriate Comedy, but Lindsay, we’re sorry to report, is officially a has-been. That being said, we wouldn’t rule out some sort of comeback, and we’d love to see her prove herself to the critics and audiences who’ve long dismissed her. Maybe, if Jamie Lee Curtis is game to return, they can get together and make another Freaky Friday movie!


  115. You guys, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly engaged


  116. Blind Items Revealed #6

    November 21, 2014

    She might be off the drugs and booze for now, but this former B+ list mostly movie actress turned train wreck still chain smokes and always sounds like she is trying to catch her breath. Someone who saw her outside the other day in daylight says she looks 45 or 50 and the only movie roles she is going to get are as a mom who is a recovering drug addict.

    Lindsay Lohan


  117. ‘I’m a very spiritual person’: Lindsay Lohan confirms she’s considering converting to Islam… but hasn’t finished reading the Koran


  118. 9 Directors Who Publicly Dissed Their Actors

    Any Director and Lindsay Lohan

    Alright, so “any director” may be an unfair statement, but Ms. Lohan has certainly not developed a good name for herself in the world of show biz! Director Paul Schrader took a huge risk when he cast Lindsay in The Canyons, and that risk unfortunately did not pay off. He did, however, let a reporter from the New York Times document everything that happened on and off set. While Lindsay was only making $100 a day for the production, this did not stop her from acting erratically, holding up the show or from making irrational demands. It’s been said that she forced Schrader to strip naked in front of the cast and crew before she would film a love scene. When asked if he’d ever cast her in something again, the director dissed, “If it doesn’t involved a co-star, she would be perfect for it.” Ouch!


  119. Lindsay Lohan on WatchMojo’s Top 10 Celebrity Crybabies


  120. 16 Biggest Child Stars of the 1990s


    Lindsay Lohan’s ups and downs are well-documented, but in the late ‘90s, she looked poised to make a splash as a big name. And despite the troubles that have led to her current stock falling low among film makers, she did indeed make an impact in her early years.

    It all started with some modeling work for various advertisers, a role in the soap opera Another World, and finally making her film debut in The Parent Trap. As the ‘90s drew to a close, Lohan looked like someone who could have a lasting role in the spotlight. For a while she certainly did, being featured in the 2003 remake of Freaky Friday, and of course, her most prolific role as the star of Mean Girls.

    Lohan continues to act and appear in movies to this day, but her legal and drug troubles have undoubtedly diminished her influence. Regardless, Lohan is still young and finally seems to have a handle on her troubles, so it would be great to see the former child star have a renaissance period from her promising early years.


  121. 15 Movies That Would Have Been Better Rated R

    Nobody saw Mean Girls coming. The mega-hit — starring rising starlet Lindsay Lohan as well as other future stars like Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried, among others — was a bolt out of the blue. Tina Fey originally wrote it as an R-rated love letter to the teen-sex comedies of the 1980s, and several scenes in the movie still hint towards this. When Lindsay Lohan was cast, the movie was retooled towards a PG-13 rating, in part to her then squeaky-clean image as a wholesome all-American girl.

    Some scenes had to be dubbed over, or changed altogether to reflect the rating. One scene originally had Regina (McAdams) topless and having her breasts fondled by Aaron (Jonathan Bennett). This scene was watered down to them simply kissing. Another scene originally had Karen (Seyfried) topless while giving a weather report (due to her belief that her breasts could predict the weather). Other scenes were merely dubbed over, with lines like “Have you had your cherry popped?” replaced with “Have you had your muffin buttered?” which explains why in certain scenes actors’ lip movements don’t correspond with their voices.

    While the PG-13 rating didn’t hurt the critical or commercial appeal of Mean Girls, a sexier, more in-your-face version could have been at least equally appealing.


  122. I always thought that Lindsay Lohan in her prime, was one of the most beautiful actresses in hollywood.. especially in her ” that girl” music video.. I think that she had a certain kind of rare charisma that has unfortunately been lost due to her years of self abuse


  123. Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book

    The actress will be sharing her personal struggles and guidance on how to overcome obstacles in life.


  124. Wonder why there are hardly any Lindsays anymore? Thank Lohan for turning her name toxic


  125. Batman Forever… on your stereo

    By 1995 the Batman movie franchise was on life support. Although Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman was well received by both critics and audiences, 1992’s Batman Returns proved divisive. The movie still did well, but in comparison to its zeitgeist-defining predecessor it was less successful by every metric, pulling in “only” $266 million at the worldwide box office, next to the original’s $411 million. This disappointing performance was generally laid at Burton’s feet. The sequel was strangely both too dark and too campy, more explicit in terms of both sex and violence than the original, and even less concerned with paying lip service to the source material.

    A reset was in order. Neither Burton nor Warner Bros. were interested in returning for another sequel together. There was resistance to the idea of even making another Batman movie. But there were many at Warner Bros. who still believed in Batman, or at least, they believed in Batman’s ability to sell toys. Sewer mutant Penguin and BDSM Catwoman notwithstanding, it was believed that there was still room in the world for a movie that could present a more family-friendly version of Batman to the world at large, the better to sell toys and Happy Meals.

    The man chosen to direct the third Batman film was Joel Schumacher, a journeyman director then on something of a roll, coming fresh off a series of relatively inexpensive mid-budget films that performed well both critically and commercially: 1994’s John Grisham adaptation The Client, 1993’s Falling Down, 1991’s Dying Young, and 1990’s Flatliners all made considerable returns on their relatively small investments. His early career as a director was defined by hits like Brat Pack drama St. Elmo’s Fire and the enduring teen-vampire saga The Lost Boys. Schumacher was far from a temperamental auteur. With experience working in a wide variety of commercial genres, he was a smart choice for a company searching for a more pliable, versatile, and consistent figure than the brooding Burton.

    The results succeeded better than they could have expected. While still not approaching the commercial heights of Burton’s first, Schumacher’s entry was nevertheless domestically the second-highest grossing film of 1995, coming in just behind Toy Story. However, it is inarguable that despite its success Batman Forever has left the smallest footprint of the first four modern Batman films. Burton’s two entries remain popular, and Schumacher’s time on the series is often dismissed with reference to the reviled Batman & Robin, which amplified Batman Forever’s already toyetic atmosphere to ludicrous extremes. And while a few brave souls in the last 20 years have dared to suggest that the audaciously weird Batman & Robin may deserve a more nuanced reevaluation, there has been no similar call to rediscover the deeply mediocre Forever.

    To be blunt, Batman Forever is not an overlooked gem. Many massively popular movies effectively disappear after having left little impact on the world, and it’s to be expected that in the history of blockbuster filmmaking there are a lot more examples of fleetingly popular films, such as Batman Forever, than genuine classics, such as Toy Story. It’s interesting inasmuch as it’s a weird and not completely on-model Batman film, offering in its own way as liberal an interpretation of the central character as Burton’s previous entry did for Batman’s second- and third-most popular villains. But what is most striking about Batman Forever after 21 years is the degree to which it reflects the era it was made. Both of Burton’s films—as with much of Burton’s work—feel untethered in time, contemporary in some superficial ways but otherwise timeless. Batman Forever, on the other hand, has Jim Carrey in a spangled unitard flirting with Val Kilmer while Nicole Kidman’s life hangs in the balance. The ’90s had arrived.


  126. Lindsay Lohan pulls a Mischa Barton with a tone-deaf Instagram post


  127. Re: I am in SHOCK! Lindsay Lohan and fiance fight last night, filmed saying “He choked me and hits me constantly”!-Lindsay-Lohan-and-fiance-fight-last-night-filmed-saying-quot-He-choked-me-and-hits-me-constantly-quot?p=27439153&viewfull=1#post27439153

    From what I’ve learned, this girl was pimped out by her mom. The dad would beat the mom and this kids saw, and the constant drug use. I blame a lot of this on Hollywood, people payed for her time in her youth, and she crashed and burned. There is something to that, she needs help, real help… It’s sad to see someone who we grew up with turn out to be so messy….


  128. ‘No woman can be hit like this and stay with her man’: Lindsay Lohan speaks out as dramatic pictures show star being chased by her Russian playboy ex who fights her for a phone in drunken rage

    This is the moment actress Lindsay Lohan, 30, got into a heated argument with her fiance Egor Tarabasov – who chased after her before violently grabbing her on a beach in Mykonos, Greece (left). The Mean Girls star, who celebrated her birthday on the island last month, threw his mobile phone out of their car (inset) and tried to run away. But he caught up with the famous actress and grabbed her on the beach (right) – just yards from a man flying a kite. He held on to her as the pair tussled as the Russian businessman tried to retrieve his mobile phone. Lohan admitted that a relationship she had hoped would bring marriage and children is violent, unstable and at an end – for the moment at least. Lohan was reluctant to go into detail about the fight in Mykonos, saying only that ‘Egor drank too much and he went crazy.’


  129. Lindsay Lohan has lost her lawsuit against Take-Two.


  130. Being in a Disney movie almost made Alison Pill quit acting

    Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (2004)—Ella

    AVC: You played Lindsay Lohan’s best friend!

    AP: Yeah, “Ella Never-Had-A-Fella.” I had just graduated from high school. I had done my first play in New York and then returned to Toronto to shoot this film, which was the biggest budget film I had been in up to that point. And to be honest, it almost made me want to quit acting.

    AVC: Wow. Why?

    AP: [Laughs.] Partly, it was just sort of studio, big-budget stuff. They took out some of my favorite lines of scenes from the script while we were in the middle of shooting. I was like, “Wait, but…” The whole thing about them, they weren’t supposed to get parental permission. That was a huge plot point, when they go to the city to see their favorite band play. In the original script, they’re not supposed to ever tell their parents.

    AVC: So it basically sucked out all the tension.

    AP: The entire conflict! Then they’re like, “But actually, we did tell our parents! So, bye!” And there was this stuff like that where I was like, “You guys, what?” If you gave me—I could make, like, five movies from the budget. But! People love this movie.

    AVC: It’s a treasured film for kids of a certain age.

    AP: People absolutely adore this movie. And it plays all the time and I’m super happy for that being a thing because, you know, I’m happy to be in that movie. I was in Trader Joe’s the other day and a young woman goes, “You look like Alison Pill,” and I was like, “That’s me. That’s my name.” She gave me a hug and she’s like, “I watched that movie so many times!” I mean, people grew up with it. It’s one of those. It’s such a cool thing to be a part of. But at the time, I was like, “Ugh, studios, man.” And then I went to Europe and shot a movie with Thomas Vinterberg and Lars Von Trier and I was like, “Okay, I can do this. [Laughs.] This whole acting thing isn’t so bad.”

    AVC: It was this big-budget Disney film set, and you’d just come back from your first New York theatre role, so were you looking around like, “Does nobody else realize this is so frustrating and annoying?”

    AP: Yeah, a little bit, yeah. It was just this feeling of like, am I a crazy person? Does nobody else think it would be idiotic to change the fact that we—you know, I didn’t mean to be a snob, but I am. I’m a dramaturge snob, okay? I love reading plays, I love plot, I love structure, I don’t write myself but… Anyway, to then be working with people who are like, “Age doesn’t really matter so much,” and, whoa, the difference between them being 15 and 16 is actually pretty significant. And I know you don’t care, but I do. And just in those ways people are like, “Eh! Eh, it doesn’t matter.” And most of the time, they’re right. It actually doesn’t matter. But you’re like—I want it to matter.

    AVC: That’s a pretty understandable position.

    AP: And there were just some little boops and blips that I was like, “Ugh, I wish we’d checked that.” But in the end, again, super fun movie. I haven’t watched it in years. But it was super fun.


  131. 10 Famous Actors Who Committed Real Life Crimes

    Lindsay Lohan

    After Mean Girls, Lohan seemed destined to become the hottest starlet in the industry, but the wheels came off pretty quickly and her downward spiral ruined her career. That’s in large part due to her extensive rap sheet that includes multiple DUI arrests, drug abuse, and more than one stint in jail. Lohan has also been to rehab on several occasions and was frequently on probation. May 2015 became the first time in 8 years the actress was probation free, after she completed community service from a reckless driving charge. She may not be able to turn her career around, but hopefully Lohan can get her life in order.


  132. Lindsay Lohan clarifies that part of her finger was RIPPED* off, not chopped off. If that makes you feel better


  133. The Ashton Kutcher curse

    Lindsay Lohan (Bobby)

    Before she was cast as Diane in the Emilio Estevez thriller Bobby, Lindsay Lohan actually had a pretty impressive track record with the critics, starring in the widely acclaimed Disney flick The Parent Trap as a child in 1998, continuing that form in 2003 with a remake of Freaky Friday and establishing herself as a young woman with 2004’s Mean Girls, a role that seemed to put the world at the redhead’s feet.

    Her part in 2006’s Bobby wasn’t huge, and neither was Ashton Kutcher’s for that matter, but they rubbed shoulders on set regardless, and the former experienced a dramatic turn in her personal and professional fortunes in the years that followed. In 2007 she was involved in two DUI incidents, and subsequent visits to rehab as well as short stints behind bars has severely limited her career options.


  134. Trump on Lindsay Lohan in 2004: “Deeply troubled women … always the best in bed”


  135. Lindsay Lohan: “Moving to London was the best thing I’ve done for myself.”


  136. So if she’s from America, why is Lindsay Lohan speaking in an accent?


  137. It’s literally impossible to insure her now. When you make big money in movies you have to insure the stars attached to the project in case they die or go bananas or something. So during “Freaky Friday”, her and Jamie Lee Curtis both would’ve been insured for a healthy percentage of their salary.

    But as Lindsay started to behave more and more erratically, it became harder and harder to get insurance for her. After “The Canyons”, it was damn near impossible…I think it was the coke-fueled driving up and down the driveway for four hours in the middle of the night that sealed the deal.

    So even if someone wanted to hire her for an A-list project, they couldn’t because she can’t get insurance.


  138. EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan has been fired by her longtime publicist


  139. Lindsay Lohan Just Went Full Regina George On Ariana Grande’s Selfie

    Who would have guessed that in our darkest days we’d look to Lindsay Lohan for some comedic relief? First, she gifted the world with her weird Euro accent, then she trademarked it by starting a clothing line and now she’s trolling celebrity Instagram accounts. Apparently fatigued from yachting around the world and petitioning to be in Disney movies she’ll never star in, Lohan decided to tap into her inner mean girl and shade Ariana Grande within an inch of her ponytail. The “Into You” singer, who will star as Penny in NBC’s “Hairspray Live” next month, posted a photo of herself and co-star Dove Cameron in ’60s hair and make up. That’s when Lohan went in and left the shady Instagram comment to


  140. Lindsay Lohan’s Offer To Turn On The Christmas Lights For A British Town Ends With An Apology


  141. Blind Items Revealed #1

    November 26, 2016

    Our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is avoiding her second home like the plague. Way too many people she owes money to there. She now prefers to stay in other parts of Europe when at all possible.

    Lindsay Lohan


  142. Lindsay Lohan vows to make a proper ‘Mean Girls’ sequel happen


  143. Episode Eight: I Know Who Killed Me

    Just in time for that long Christmas/ (late) Hanukkah/ or Kwanzaa trip, here’s our holiday present to you — the longest Flop House ever! Just download it to your iPod or off-brand MP3 player (perhaps a gift from the very same cheap relatives you’re going to


  144. ‘Alaikum salam’: Muslims welcome Lindsay Lohan to Islam after actress posts Arabic message of peace on her Instagram account


  145. She’s a global citizen! Lindsay Lohan slips in and out of her bizarre international twang AGAIN during wacky interview with Kyle & Jackie O


  146. Blind Items Revealed #5

    January 17, 2017

    I know I have talked about our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort a lot this week, but it just is the gift that keeps on giving, much like if you have unprotected sex with her. Anyway, she pulled several hairs out of the head of this D list celebrity offspring who is hooking up with this bazillionaire. Apparently this former A+list reality star set the whole thing up in return for a $1M deal to buy some of her overpriced products. Our escort wanted the guy for herself.

    Lindsay Lohan/Sofia Richie/Paris HIlton


  147. EXCLUSIVE: ‘I was scared to come back because of my beliefs’: Lindsay Lohan on returning to the US while studying Islam and wanting to meet Trump


  148. Lindsay Lohan Is Pitching Herself As The Next Live-Action Disney Princess


  149. She’s heading back to Hollywood! Lindsay Lohan announces she has a new reality show called Nerd in the works


  150. Lindsay Lohan Claims She Was ‘Racially Profiled’ For Wearing A Headscarf At The Airport


  151. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/23

    You are going to be judging this A-list actor so much after this one, Gossipers. He’s certified A-list although he’s long past his peak. We’re going back to the mid 2000s during the height of this former A-list actress’ career. She was young, dumb and outta control. You know the one. Our A-list actor totally hooked up her for some action. She was 18. He was in his 50s. That’s low, man. Bruce Willis/Lindsay Lohan


  152. ‘I took control back’: Lindsay Lohan on how she turned her life around after realizing toxic relationship with ex Egor was just like her parents


  153. EXCLUSIVE: ‘I’m back, b*****s’: Lindsay Lohan set to make explosive return to TV… as trailer for new social media reality series is leaked online


  154. Child stars who haven’t figured out they aren’t famous anymore

    ​Lindsay Lohan

    Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid are practically twins when it comes to being the hottest messes of the early 2000s. But where Reid has deluded herself into thinking people are going to treat her SyFy channel downgrade like it’s in Academy Award contention, Lohan has opted to perpetually tease her career comeback that never seems to happen.

    First, there was her press conference during The 2014 Sundance Film Festival in which she announced she would be producing and starring in a film called Inconceivable, which is a title so full of hindsight irony — the film was never made — it’s almost too perfect to believe it’s true. Then, in 2016, we were told by insiders, including Lohan’s father, that her wealthy Russian boyfriend had “strong connections in Russia” and was “very supportive [of her career].” They broke up after Lohan accused him of cheating and allegedly threw his phone in the ocean. Once again, no movie for LiLo.

    But Lohan is still plugging away, claiming she has a reality show in the works as well as a fashion line, according to The Daily Beast, although neither have any roots in reality at this point. She’s also been campaigning hard for a Mean Girls sequel as well as the lead part in Disney’s live-action The Little Mermaid reboot despite the fact that she’s 31 as of this writing, and Ariel was a teenager in that movie. And look, we’re definitely not rooting against her here. If she can pull off a comeback, awesome. But it’s not going to be as a Disney princess who also apparently discovered the joys of chain-smoking along with having legs.


  155. ‘I miss it’: Lindsay Lohan talks life out of the spotlight after leaving Hollywood for new chapter abroad


  156. Lindsay Lohan interviewed by police three times after £24,000 of her ex-fiancé’s belongings are ‘stolen’

    At the height of her career, she was one of Hollywood’s most in-demand actresses, commanding more than £5million per movie.

    But now Lindsay Lohan has been questioned by police over the alleged theft of £24,000 of her ex-fiance’s belongings.


  157. Lindsay Lohan to return to TV in Sick Note

    Lindsay Lohan is making her comeback! 

    Page Six reports that the Mean Girls star is set to return to the small screen with a role in season two of Sick Note, a British comedy on Sky. This new gig will mark Lohan’s first TV appearance since a guest spot on CBS’s Two Broke Girls in 2014.

    Sick Note follows insurance rep Daniel Glass, played by Harry Potter’s Rupert Grint, who is misdiagnosed with a terminal illness by his doctor, portrayed by Hot Fuzz actor Nick Frost. Rather than coming clean, the two decide to continue to lie—and, as to be expected, things get out of control.

    Lohan will be play Katerina West, the daughter of Glass’ boss (Don Johnson).

    The 30-year-old shared a photo on the Sick Note set on June 12, 2017, showing off a new red lob. “Back on set of my new TV show,” she captioned the image.


    • 7 Failed Celebrity Comebacks

      Hollywood is actually a very forgiving place. There are plenty of instances where a celebrity fell off the rails and then was welcomed back in afterwards with arms wide open; however, Hollywood does have its limits. We have a list of 7 celebrities who messed up big time and then tried to make comebacks and but were ultimately unsuccessfully:

      Lindsay Lohan
      Lindsay Lohan was on top of the world after she starred in the movie Mean Girls. She then launched a music career and began commanding $7.5 million per film. In 2007, however, things went terribly wrong. She was arrested for DUI twice and in one instance was found with a usable amount of cocaine in her pocket. That same year, she was in and out of rehab, but couldn’t quite seem to kick her partying habits or revive her dying career. After numerous failed career restarts and four years without making any appearances in TV shows or movies, she is making another attempt to get back into acting. She recently joined the cast of season two of the British comedy, Sick Note. Will this finally be her comeback? It’s doubtful!


  158. Why Hollywood won’t cast Lindsay Lohan anymore

    A little more than a decade ago, Lindsay Lohan was the biggest star in her generation: She acted, she danced, she sang, and she was the hottest party girl on the planet. Unfortunately, all that partying has caught up to her — and her “play hard, then work not-so-hard” attitude made her box office poison.

    Lohan didn’t work at all in 2016 and only has one credit to her name for 2014 (a guest appearance on 2 Broke Girls) and one in 2015 for the short Till Human Voices Wake Us (2015).

    Here’s exactly what happened to make Lilo go from red-hot Hollywood redhead to unemployed Oprah Winfrey charity project.


    • Former child stars who hit rock bottom

      Lindsay Lohan

      Lindsay Lohan rose to fame through Disney flicks The Parent Trap (1998) and became one of the biggest stars on the planet through her lead role in Mean Girls (2004). Unfortunately, her fall was as fast as her climb. According to Vanity Fair, she was hospitalized for “exhaustion” and asked to curb her partying in 2005, and revealed that she was bulimic and used drugs “a little” in 2006. (Lohan later claimed she was misquoted.)

      In 2007, she got two DUIs, was sentenced to three years of probation, and served 84 minutes in jail. In 2008, she went to rehab. In 2010, she was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation, though she only served 14 days behind bars. As soon as she left jail, she went to rehab again. In 2011, she was charged with felony grand theft for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace and sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 days of community service for violating her probation; she served most of her sentence under house arrest.

      In November 2012, Lohan was charged with four criminal charges in two states on the same day. First, in California, she was charged with three crimes in relation to a minor car crash that June: giving false information to police, resisting arrest, and reckless driving. In the wee hours of the same day, she allegedly got into a physical fight with a woman at a nightclub in New York.

      In 2014, Lohan stayed out of legal trouble, but still attracted drama: a list of hookups she wrote about in rehab went public, and she revealed that she’d suffered a miscarriage. She stayed out of the tabloids for most of 2015, but 2016 brought more personal challenges, including a nasty split from Russian businessman Egor Tarabasov, whom she accused him of physically abusing her.

      At the time of this writing, Lohan is living in London and spends her time trying to help Syrian refugees.


    • 15 Actors Who Got Their Co-Stars Fired


      The tumultuous career of Lindsey Lohan has played out in the tabloids for years. Once a promising child star, she fell into the stereotypical traps of drugs, alcohol and constant visits to rehab. Her self-destructive behavior led to massive delays in motion picture filming schedules and the loss of many potential roles.

      After a failed attempted to revamp her child star image with I Know Who Killed Me, Lohan tried her luck at making a comeback on TV. Her guest appearance on wildly popular series Ugly Betty was promoted everywhere. However, her planned guest appearance was cut from six episodes to four episodes when rumors swirled that series lead America Ferrera clashed with Lohan over her constant lateness and unprofessional behavior.

      According to People, “Lohan and her people were so destructive that her dressing room had to be repainted. Lohan also refused to go on set before Ferrera did.” However, Lohan’s friend disputed this fact claiming “America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”


  159. The Definitive Ranking Of Lindsay Lohan Movie Characters

    Every Lindsay character is an icon, btdubbs, but only one can be that icon.


  160. Celebs with fame but no fortune

    Lindsay Lohan

    Lindsay Lohan’s financial troubles are almost as bad as her personal ones. In 2010, TMZ reported that due to not getting work and her substance abuse issues, Lohan was so broke she almost couldn’t make rent.

    In February 2013, TMZ reported that the Mean Girls (2004) star was slapped with a tax lien for about $94,000 for 2009, more than $140,000 for 2010, and almost $57,000 for 2011. Pal Charlie Sheen gave her $100,000 to pay off Uncle Sam’s charges from 2009, but she still owed the feds for 2010 and 2011.

    Her problems weren’t over: In February 2016, a source told Star that Lohan had to pawn $14,000 worth of her own clothing to make rent for her London pad. “She blows through money and then relies on her wealthy business ‘acquaintances’ to bail her out, but she’s out of favors,” the insider said. “She owes over $100,000 to credit card companies and $10,000 to her sister, plus tons of legal bills. Lindsay blames everyone, especially her mom, for leeching off of her,” the insider concluded. “But just like with all her other problems, it’s entirely her fault.”

    In October 2016, The Daily Mail reported that Lohan owed nearly $100,000 in back rent for her London apartment. The fact that she barely gets work anymore may likely play a role in why she can’t seem to make ends meet.


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  162. Celebs who let fame go to their heads

    Lindsay Lohan

    While fame slowly crept up on other celebrities, Lindsay Lohan sprinted straight toward it and immediately found herself hooked on exactly the wrong kind. The Mean Girls (2004) star aggressively courted paparazzi attention, according to Vanity Fair, which only furthered her reputation as an out-of-control party girl. It didn’t help that Lohan picked a time when gossip sites such as TMZ were starting to grow in popularity. The studios could no longer explain away her on-set problems as a case of “exhaustion” when there were clear-as-day photos of her partying all over the internet.

    Despite two DUI arrests and being called out by Jane Fonda, Lohan failed to change her ways, and her career went down the drain. While she was handed opportunities for a comeback, Lohan continued to be an unpredictable nightmare to work with, according to a damning account in The New York Times about her behavior while filming The Canyons (2013). The message was loud and clear to Hollywood: Lohan isn’t worth the risk. Insurance companies wouldn’t touch her, and directors were all but guaranteed days of screaming matches and mysterious disappearances.

    However, in June 2017, Lohan shocked the entertainment world by landing a role on the British TV series Sick Note. Could this finally be the career turning point she’s been talking about for a decade? We’re going to eye this one cautiously.


  163. Tyra Banks says Lindsay Lohan is excited to come back for ‘Life Size 2’


  164. Dark secrets the Lohan family tried to hide

    Lindsay Lohan might make the most headlines, but she certainly isn’t the only troubled member of the Lohan tribe. From bankruptcy and foreclosure to assault and a love child, the Lohan clan certainly takes the cake when it comes to dysfunctional families. They may have tried to hide some of their darkest moments, but eventually it all comes out, and in true Lohan fashion, this crew does its best to make money off its misfortune. Here are some of the biggest scandals the Lohans tried to brush under the rug.


  165. 15 Stars Who Destroyed Their Careers With Drugs

    During Mischa Barton’s partying days, she happened to run around with another young actress living it up at what would turn out to be the prime of her career. Yes, it’s Lindsay Lohan. It’s funny, but a quick look at Lohan’s career history doesn’t reveal too many “great” roles. Sure, you have Mean Girls, but most of Lohan’s movies can trace their success to family friendly plots and the undeniable appeal of Lohan at the peak of her fame.

    You probably know what comes next. Lohan’s public breakdowns are arguably more famous than her movies. A string of arrests related to Lohan’s drinking and drug problems soon forced the actress to attend a variety of rehab facilities. Her efforts may have helped save her life, but her career might never be truly salvaged.


    • Celebs that are fall-down drunks

      When it comes to celebrities with a reputation for hard partying, Lindsay Lohan’s is hovering right around Charlie Sheen levels. After blowing up her career with constant clubbing and two DUI arrests, Oprah tossed the troubled actress a life preserver in 2014 and set her up with a docu-series on OWN that would chronicle Lohan as she gets sober and turns her career around. Needless to say, the show was a recipe for disaster that culminated in the Mean Girls actress allegedly getting drunk at the viewing party for a series about her sobriety. Awkward.

      “When she stepped inside the elevator, she reeked of booze and could barely stand!” A source told Star (via The Daily Mail).”She was walking in a zigzag, and everyone in the lobby was staring. She was definitely not sober.”

      After a troubled production, and Lohan’s tabloid antics overshadowing the series, Oprah pulled the plug on a second season and cut her losses. It turns out Oprah wasn’t playing for the cameras when she famously told Lohan, “You need to cut the bullsh*t.” Unfortunately, that advice didn’t quite stick. In September 2016, Radar reported that Lohan allegedly bombed an interview on Russian TV after going on a vodka bender, and a month later, she became part-owner of a nightclub in Greece. That can’t end well.


      • 16 Actors Whose Drinking Almost Destroyed Their Careers


        Lindsay Lohan kicked off her career in the Disney child star factory, but did not handle the transition to adulthood very well. At one point, she was more famous for her alcohol consumption than her acting. From 2007 to 2013, her drunken drama dominated headlines. She racked up community service hours, served time, broke probation, went to court, bailed on court, and hopped in and out of rehab so much that she could have usurped the Betty Ford namesake. And it wasn’t just booze that addled her. She told Oprah that drinking “was a gateway to other things for me… I tried cocaine with alcohol.” Aptly, her addiction caused problems for her during the production of Liz & Dick, in which she played famous boozehound, Elizabeth Taylor.

        These days, Lohan finally seems sorted. In July 2017, she celebrated her 31st birthday in Greece, where the worst vice at her party was the yacht-shaped birthday cake. She currently stars in the British comedy series, Sick Note, and plays a werewolf detective in the upcoming film, The Shadow Within. If that doesn’t spell recovery, we don’t what does.



      She was done once she lost all that weight and started hanging out with Paris and Nicole. Her appeal was that she was the cool, down to earth Disney girl compared to the squeaky clean Hilary. Once the public started seeing her as a vapid socialite her potential was gone.


  166. ‘It’s like giving Lindsay keys to the mini-bar!’ Lohan’s parents threaten to sue U.S. senator for slander after he refers to star in congressional hearing


  167. Lindsay Lohan Defends Harvey Weinstein: ‘I Feel Very Bad for Him – Everyone Needs to Stop’