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Worst to First: Ranking the Planet of the Apes movies

5. Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

RT Score: 41%

Box Office: $18,999,718 (#5)

BO (Adjusted for Inflation):  $108,359,700 (#5)

McDowall or Serkis: McDowall

Summary: The first Apes sequel gets off to a slow start.  Because Charleston Heston limited his involvement to a cameo, Beneath the Planet of the Apes needed to introduce a new human protagonist.  Brent, played by James Franciscus, spends the first half of the movie looking for Heston’s character and basically reliving the events of the first movie.  The result is an uninspired first act with a leading man who lacks Heston’s hammy charisma.  But the movie’s third act makes up for this with over-the-top craziness.

Brent, accompanied by Heston’s girl Nova, discovers an underground society of mutated humans with telepathic powers.  These mutants worship a nuclear bomb.  All of the insanity builds to one of the most nihilistic endings of all times.  *spoilers*  Heston, who has been held prisoner by the bomb-loving mutants, is critically injured.  With his dying breath, he reaches over and detonates the nuclear warhead blowing the planet of the apes straight to hell.  On some level, I think you’ve got to respect a ballsy move like this.  It’s the second movie in the series and they blow everything up.

Beneath is a huge step down in quality from the first move.  And yet, it’s still an awful lot of fun.

Next: Escape from the Planet of the Apes

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Posted on July 14, 2017, in Movies, Worst to First and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Planet of the Apes – Sequels/ Reboots

    http://cinemassacre.com/2017/06/30/planet-of-the-apes-sequels-reboots/

    A speed review of all the Planet of the Apes sequels/reboots.

    We’re going ape about Planet of the Apes! The crew sit down to discuss the original Planet of the Apes series. We ran out of time, so we couldn’t discuss Tim Burton’s relaunch. We did a little mini review, but we had some technical issues, so we’ll need to re-tape it again in the near future.

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    • Every Planet Of The Apes Movie Ranked From Worst To Best

      http://whatculture.com/film/every-planet-of-the-apes-movie-ranked-from-worst-to-best?rf=homepage

      Which one is king of the apes?

      A triumphant Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy has just come to a close.

      Less than a decade ago, the notion of such a thing existing was utterly bananas, but they did it. They reinvented a dormant franchise and helped it reclaim its crown.

      Prior to the release of 2011’s surprisingly good Rise of the Planet of the Apes, the world hadn’t seen a competent new addition to the series in decades, so what Caesar and his CG simian army have achieved is remarkable.

      Despite the franchise’s woes over the years, the Charlton Heston original remains a classic, but with a stellar new trilogy to compete with, how does it stack up in 2017?

      And where does Tim Burton’s ill-advised attempt to remake it rank on a list of movies which has swelled to nine entries since the turn of the decade?

      Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)

      This was one battle too many for the Planet of the Apes and it left an ugly scar on the face of the series for years to come.

      A slashed budget was Battle For The Planet Of The Apes’ worst enemy and the results made its simian masks and costumes look like something from the bottom of the bargain bin at a backstreet fancy dress store.

      This is a shame, because Battle is one of the most ambitious installments, daring to take things a shade darker by having the apes face off against an army of post-apocalyptic humans (or the closest thing to them the FX resources would allow).

      The subtext about the value of freedom and equality is in place and series mainstay Roddy McDowall is as reliable as ever in the role of Ceasar, but he’s about the only thing in the movie that is convincing.

      The large-scale conflict the series was building towards goes off with a whimper, and the photography and editing reek of cut corners.

      Rounding off the original series, Battle paid out in chimp change.

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