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The Six-Million Dollar Men


Pretend you are a high powered Hollywood producer.  The year is 1992 – a time when movie stars mattered.  If you wanted to open a hit movie, you needed an A-list leading man.  In order to attract top-tier talent, deals were being struck that included ever-increasing pay days for a select group of movie stars.  In the July 1992 issue of Movieline magazine, they looked at who was earning six million dollars or more per picture and asked, are they worth it?  Some of these guys may have been.  Some, in retrospect, definitely weren’t .  With the benefit of a quarter century of hindsight, let’s sort out who belongs in which group.

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Franichise Killers: Batman and Robin


Superhero movies are dominant at the box office.  But that wasn’t always the case.   In the 90’s, Batman was the only successful superhero franchise.  Just two years prior to the release of the fourth film in the series, Warner Brothers was so confident of the caped crusader, they released a movie titled Batman Forever.  It’s true that the studio will probably continue making Batman movies long after you and I are gone, but the next Batman movie they released derailed not just the series but the entire superhero genre for years to come.

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Movies of 1987 Bracket Game: Lethal Weapon Vs. Predator


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Our final four is split into two genres; action and comedy.  Today, we’re tackling the former with two of the more memorable action movies not just of the year, but of the decade.  Lethal Weapon didn’t invent buddy cop movies.  But it sure did shape them.  Predator didn’t define a genre, per se.  But it mashed up two existing genres in a way that was uncommon at the time.  Both movies launched franchises which remain on-going with the help of recent reboots; Lethal Weapon in the form of a TV show and Predator with an upcoming movie.  Today, we decide which movie will represent the action genre in the final round.

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Movies of 1987 Bracket Game: Predator Vs. Wall Street


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John McTiernan’s Predator was a manly movie.  Most 80’s action movies would be satisfied with having a bunch of commandos shooting up a gang of insurgents in the jungle.  But that’s Predator‘s starting point.  From there, the military guys find themselves hunted by an alien creature.  By comparison, Oliver Stone’s Wall Street is a lot more grounded.  In his still-topical drama, greedy men do whatever it takes to make themselves just a little bit richer.

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Movies of 1987 Bracket Game: Predator Vs. Robobcop


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1987 was a good year for action movies.  Already in this bracket game we have seen the genre-defining buddy cop movie, Lethal Weapon.  But the year also included The Living Daylights, Beverly Hills Cop II, Stakeout, and The Running Man among others.  Today’s contestants blended action with science-fiction to become two of the more enduring movies of the year.  It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator vs. Paul Verhoeven’s Robocop.

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Movieline Cover Gallery 1990

July 30: Happy Birthday Arnold Schwarzenegger and Hilary Swank


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One of our birthday headliners is a two-time Oscar winner and the other was crowned Mr. Universe.  You can probably figure out which is which.  Despite vastly different career trajectories, Hilary Swank and Arnold Schwarzenegger have a couple things in common.  They both came from humble beginnings to conquer Hollywood in vastly different ways.  But ultimately, they both ended up as subjects in the “What the Hell Happened?” series.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Total Control


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Arnold Schwarzenegger was a self-made movie star.  A hulking body builder from Austria makes for an unlikely leading man, but for a time Schwarzenegger was one of the biggest stars in the world.  In the July 1990 issue of Movieline magazine, Stephen Rebello tried to break through the actor’s public facade.  At this point in his career, Schwarzenegger was riding high on the surprise smash comedy, Twins.  But had not yet become the undisputed king of action he would be post Terminator 2.

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Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst of the First 25 Years


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The Golden Raspberries started off as an informal joke.  Something for a publicist and his friends to do after the Oscars had ended.  Over time, it has become and enduring and irreverent tradition.  In theory, The Razzies poke fun at the worst movies of the year.  But like any awards ceremony, the Razzies frequently make the wrong call.  We’re going back and looking at the history of the Golden Raspberry Awards one year at a time.

As part of the twenty-fifth annual ceremony, the Razzies got retrospective.  Despite the fact that they had just done a 20-year recap five years prior, they decided to issue another set of special awards covering the first 25 years of their rich cinematic history.  They also took the chance to give an award to a frequent nominee who had never won before.

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Readers Rank the Terminator Movies


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I recently ranked the Terminator movies from worst to first and asked you readers to pitch in with your own opinions on the matter.  For the most part, we were all in agreement.  But readers disagreed with my top pick.  Let’s see how the readers ranked the Terminator movies.
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Franchise Killers: Conan The Destroyer


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In 1982, John Milius wrote and directed a very pulpy movie about Robert E. Howard’s fantasy character, Conan the Barbarian.  Knowing that physicality was more important to his movie than actual acting ability, Milius cast athletes in the lead roles rather than actors.  Arnold Schwarzenegger was at the time an ex-body builder who was struggling with English.  The success of the first Conan didn’t exactly make Schwarzenegger a star, but it did crack open the door for more acting roles.  Schwarzenegger was under contract to make three pictures for producer Dino De Laurentiis, so it makes sense that a sequel would follow.  What’s the one role you know audiences will accept the Austrian body builder in?  Conan.

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Worst To First: Ranking the Terminator Movies


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This week, the latest Terminator movie, Terminator Genisys, was released to video.  Based on the movie’s underwhelming domestic grosses, a lot of you probably decided to skip Genisys in theaters.  Now that everyone can run out to Redbox to pick up a copy, I thought it would be a fine time to see where the fifth entry in the Terminator series fits in.  First, I’m going to rank the Terminator movies from worst to first and then you will get a chance to do the same.

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Totally Awesome Facts You Need to Know About Commando


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Arnold Schwarzenegger – Commando – 1985

In 1985, the reigning king of action movies was Sylvester Stallone.  Stallone starred in the second and third highest-grossing movies of the year; Rambo: First Blood Part II and Rocky IV.  But there was a challenger who was making a name for himself.  Former body builder Arnold Schwarzenegger had made the leap to the big screen with Conan the Barbarian and The Terminator.  With Commando, which was released 30 years ago today, Arnold proved he was a legitimate threat to the Italian Stallion’s reign.

To celebrate Commando‘s 30th anniversary, let’s take a look at some totally awesome facts you need to know.

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